Ewqua

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Photographer spends 9 years taking photos of same people on their way back to work 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Imo like a mix between Freddie Mercury and Chris Barrie (aka Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf).
We miss you, madam 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Didn't she turn out to be a crazy power hungry shrew?
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wooosshhhh.. 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I feel a bit insulted that this meme uses an image from the Simpsons and not from Spirited Away.
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An AI wrote a new version of Saw 13 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I doubt it was written by an AI. But it's still pretty funny.
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Mine is HyVee 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
My favourite is Lidl
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20 minor things in everyday objects that you never knew they had a purpose 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Turns out I've been putting hairpins on wrong my entire life. You learn something new every day.
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20 minor things in everyday objects that you never knew they had a purpose 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Using that sweet Phineas&Ferb knowledge, I see
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Seriously why tho? 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Dark.
But true
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Seriously why tho? 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Awesome
Seriously why tho? 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
whaddya know maybe it means feck
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Who dat? 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
How dare you compare Tom Holland with Kylie Jenner. Jenner is going straight into the recycling plant when she dies, she's 90% plastic.
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Hmm 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
As a European, I always wanted to try candy corn. Is it good?
Don’t worry, you’ll get ‘em next time 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
it would make more sense if 'Ethan' was replaced with 'Logan'
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In my humble opinion 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That's the whole point of lingerie you fucking mcnugget
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Friendly volcano 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It's like "I will destroy you all" (ʘ‿ʘ)
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, I don't like that either. How did that phrase in The Incredibles go? "If everyone is special, no one is", I think? Similarly, if everyone is a Nazi/SJW/racist/libtard/[insert random buzzword], no one is.
"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I see what you mean. Still, seeing as Nice Guys often say that "girls go for assholes" and then proceed to call some totally random dude who is dating their crush an asshole/douchebag/chav, I think it's not necessarily a bad thing to remind them that expecting a person to sleep with them just for being nice makes them the selfish asshole.
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nice guys = assholes who expect sex for basic human decency. How is it being stretched, exactly?
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Nice guys(TM) in a nutshell
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Justice 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well, their standards must've dropped since then.
(I'm just kidding, I'm proud of you OP)
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Synonymous quizzical malicious Stinkbug 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Ben "the intellectual" Shapiro is at it again, trying to make a point about a fictional situation and in the next breath accusing liberals of believing in fairy tales. God he's such a hypocrite.
He has a point.  21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Reminds me of a recent story about a school (or several schools in fact) in Oklahoma. They moved to a 4-day school week so that teachers could work at Walmart on Mondays to even afford to pay rent.
When people who are responsible for the education of the next generation are treated like that, of course the next generation won't be properly educated.
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Another way 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
There's a bunch of options like composting or alkaline hydrolysis!
(Yes I've been watching a LOT of Ask A Mortician)
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It's so obvious! 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
*mind blown*
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This is an Emergency! Get home now! 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That leek looks so done with that person's shenanigans.
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