Ewqua

ewqua


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Marry him 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I wish I could cook like that.
*cries into my instant ramen bowl*
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cute 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I don't think anyone shat in his cereal. In fact I think he hasn't had human contact in years.
Anyway, @this_isntme, of course you shouldn't bang on the conference table. But a hug or kiss are okay, it reminds other people that you are a human being and not a lifeless drone. And since you "don't care" as you stated, why do you mind? Oh but of course, you do care. You care and you mind because you don't have what they do. If you truly didn't care, you wouldn't be making a rant about it, now would you?
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Lemongrab is f*cking terrifying. Had this been on TV when I was a kid, I would not be okay 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I love Adventure Time but holy shit does it get weird and scary sometimes. I mean, I enjoy that because it's very original and imaginative. But if I watched it as a kid I'd probably get scarred for life
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Sensei 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
is that The Dude?
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Couples losing weight together 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That motivation! Meanwhile I still struggle to lose those 5 leftover Christmas kilos
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It's almost like the plot is what matters 16 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I totally ship same sex characters sometimes. I ship straight characters sometimes too. I guess my shipping habits are non-discriminatory lol
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You know it's true 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Exactly. Also, how can a person spend half an hour on the toilet? It takes me three minutes at most!
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You know it's true 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Wouldn't work in my situation. My boyfriend would just want to join in. He doesn't care if we're late, while I do and always get stressed the fuck out when he takes forever to get ready.
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That's enough food for baby 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who read "baby need snack" in the "baby got back" tone?
Not a fan 1 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
*Sam Winchester voice* I have genital herpes
Looks like an unfair advantage to me 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Someone call Goro, we found him a girlfriend
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So sad 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'm usually calm and above the situation. But when someone hurts an animal like that, I'm 100% ready to murder a bitch. Slowly and painfully.
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By cate 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I blep you
Defeating the patriarchy  8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Thank the Lord
(and by the Lord I mean Satan.)
Best ad 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sometimes, tumblr can do good things.
It's rare but it happens.
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If you got this type of time in your morning wyd 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I do this before I go to sleep. It's nice to fall asleep in my own fanfic.
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I thought they were the same person 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
You know how people say that couples start looking like each other after a while because they have a specific set of facial expressions that makes them get wrinkles at the same places? I think that's Melania's case, at least she really looks like Trump in that picture. Especially her mouth has the same :I expression
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Oh god 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
C'mon obviously we know you weren't serious. Still I think he doesn't deserve any kind of punishment other than crappy ratings of the show, which could later lead to its discontinuation. As garlog said the reboot is a mess and I don't think many people would mourn it.
Oh god 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well that's true but still the worst "crime" here would be shitty writing. Creepy and gross and probably disappointed lots of fans, but not punishable anyhow.
Here lies.. 92 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Huh looks like more people have had the same result.
*cries in generic*
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Here lies.. 92 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Here lies ewqua she was going to be a little late to the party
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‘ok musky 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"liked by jonfavreau" *screams*
Stopping an elephant with his hand 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Poor guy just wants a high five
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I have compassion for the childeren of this time 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
No no, what I meant (and I'm sure that sero meant the same) was that people who were kids in the 90's (aka people born in the mid-late 80's/early 90's) watched these cartoons. The fact that the cartoons themselves are older is irrelevant, what I meant was that they were aired in the 90's (some after many repetitions from the earlier years). And now 90's kids won't shut up about them.
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I like this one 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That... that IS a lot cooler. Though I can imagine that many people might have problems with the words sphinx and quartz.
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