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Damn dude, when the dictionary has to call you out 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
you know you fucked up when you get called out by the fucking dictionary
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Very good news! 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Oh get that stick out of your arse. Not everything exists specifically to cater to you.
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Extreme requirements 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"must be high school graduate"
"collage"
you know, it seems like these people are setting up requirements they wouldn't be able to pass themselves
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cute 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I mean, polyamory is a thing. I respect other people's sex life choices as long as all parties consent.
Though the way he put it (especially the terms SO vs "Life Partner") sounds more like he's either a cuckold or an open-secret side bitch.
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Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, exactly. I get that they need to gather inspiration somehow, and making them put out new episodes every week may force them to make the episodes less creative and less quality, but that was something they were supposed to solve much earlier. Like, plan ahead, write the first season, then publish it weekly. Write the second season, I don't care if it takes a year to do, but then publish it weekly. Making random mid-season breaks just appears disjointed and unprofessional.
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Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I can imagine why. I love SU but the breaks between episodes are infuriating. I sometimes forget what happened last time because it's been months since the last big bunch of episodes was released.
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Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Maaan, the latest episode with Pink Diamond was crazy
Real man 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"You'll get pictures of Spiderman even if you had to fuck him."
"But sir I am Spiderman."
"Then go fuck yourself."
https://i.imgflip.com/186b73.jpg
Sound of Silence (Spooky Story) 19 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Speech therapy maybe? Some deaf people undertake it and can speak, even though they usually sound slurred
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A Notice to Disney Cast Members (Spooky Story) 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'm guessing there's some kind of shapeshifter creature lurking around?
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Good to know 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sooo "old as shit" is how much?
Marry him 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
True!
(ง°ل͜°)ง
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Marry him 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I wish I could cook like that.
*cries into my instant ramen bowl*
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cute 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I don't think anyone shat in his cereal. In fact I think he hasn't had human contact in years.
Anyway, @this_isntme, of course you shouldn't bang on the conference table. But a hug or kiss are okay, it reminds other people that you are a human being and not a lifeless drone. And since you "don't care" as you stated, why do you mind? Oh but of course, you do care. You care and you mind because you don't have what they do. If you truly didn't care, you wouldn't be making a rant about it, now would you?
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Lemongrab is f*cking terrifying. Had this been on TV when I was a kid, I would not be okay 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I love Adventure Time but holy shit does it get weird and scary sometimes. I mean, I enjoy that because it's very original and imaginative. But if I watched it as a kid I'd probably get scarred for life
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Sensei 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
is that The Dude?
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Couples losing weight together 14 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That motivation! Meanwhile I still struggle to lose those 5 leftover Christmas kilos
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It's almost like the plot is what matters 16 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I totally ship same sex characters sometimes. I ship straight characters sometimes too. I guess my shipping habits are non-discriminatory lol
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You know it's true 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Exactly. Also, how can a person spend half an hour on the toilet? It takes me three minutes at most!
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You know it's true 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Wouldn't work in my situation. My boyfriend would just want to join in. He doesn't care if we're late, while I do and always get stressed the fuck out when he takes forever to get ready.
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That's enough food for baby 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Am I the only one who read "baby need snack" in the "baby got back" tone?
Not a fan 1 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
*Sam Winchester voice* I have genital herpes
Looks like an unfair advantage to me 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Someone call Goro, we found him a girlfriend
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So sad 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'm usually calm and above the situation. But when someone hurts an animal like that, I'm 100% ready to murder a bitch. Slowly and painfully.
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By cate 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I blep you