It's close to 99% irl 23 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Shit, I wish I had a man's confidence, then. I usually mistake flirting for just being friendly and polite. Then I realize later and I'm like oh well.
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Smoke signals 6 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
It's low-key devastating, I like it. How do you sum it up into a simple, catchy sentence though? "Small penis" is short (pun intended) and easy to put into a meme. "Cum in like 30 seconds and can't please their partners" is a bit more difficult though.
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Confidence at its finest 3 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Out of someone's league is such a weird concept. I spent the first 18 years of my life thinking that I'm the ugliest or most unlikeable bitch on the planet because no guy would ever approach me, then when I finally got a boyfriend (who was a highschool classmate) he told me that a lot of the guys from class were afraid to approach me because they thought I was out of their league and also apparently I look a bit intimidating (I'm 1.8m tall and do martial arts).
Maybe I shoulda grown some balls and actually asked some guy out but shit, I'm an introvert, I don't even know how to start a conversation.
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Maybe I shoulda grown some balls and actually asked some guy out but shit, I'm an introvert, I don't even know how to start a conversation.
Do you see it? 9 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
lol, stabos :D
In my country they sell them either in the office supplies part of bigger supermarkets or at any stationery or office supplies shop.
They're basically sharpies but a lot thinner (the ones I use are 0.4 mm thick), so I use the dark blue ones as pens since they last so long.
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In my country they sell them either in the office supplies part of bigger supermarkets or at any stationery or office supplies shop.
They're basically sharpies but a lot thinner (the ones I use are 0.4 mm thick), so I use the dark blue ones as pens since they last so long.
Cute Easter egg 2 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
... am I the only one who finds it a bit creepy? Like when people in horror movies read an ancient scroll and it summons a monster that chases them and they have to hide kind of creepy.
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Do you see it? 9 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Oh hey, another person who uses stabilos instead of pens!
(they're awesome, they last much longer than a regular pen and are pretty cheap too)
(they're awesome, they last much longer than a regular pen and are pretty cheap too)
Classic internet 2 comments
Dumbest rumour 8 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Wow, that's just mean.
And a pretty bad lie too. Hopefully nobody believed her.
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And a pretty bad lie too. Hopefully nobody believed her.
Tall people have problems to 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
That's your personal choice. But if your shoe size is like mine, you're gonna have trouble finding it.
Tall people have problems to 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I gave up on women's shoes and I buy men's shoes now because of this. They also tend to be more comfy and simple looking, no flashy, colorful, shiny bullshit.
Kid still lookin fly tho 2 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Imho it's a cute outfit, if you take away the cultural/historical context. Kinda like how the Nazi uniforms were stylish as heck, but you can only appreciate that if you separate it from the historical context in your mind.
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Very good news! 5 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Oh get that stick out of your arse. Not everything exists specifically to cater to you.
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Extreme requirements 14 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
"must be high school graduate"
"collage"
you know, it seems like these people are setting up requirements they wouldn't be able to pass themselves
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"collage"
you know, it seems like these people are setting up requirements they wouldn't be able to pass themselves
cute 14 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I mean, polyamory is a thing. I respect other people's sex life choices as long as all parties consent.
Though the way he put it (especially the terms SO vs "Life Partner") sounds more like he's either a cuckold or an open-secret side bitch.
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Though the way he put it (especially the terms SO vs "Life Partner") sounds more like he's either a cuckold or an open-secret side bitch.
Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Yeah, exactly. I get that they need to gather inspiration somehow, and making them put out new episodes every week may force them to make the episodes less creative and less quality, but that was something they were supposed to solve much earlier. Like, plan ahead, write the first season, then publish it weekly. Write the second season, I don't care if it takes a year to do, but then publish it weekly. Making random mid-season breaks just appears disjointed and unprofessional.
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Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I can imagine why. I love SU but the breaks between episodes are infuriating. I sometimes forget what happened last time because it's been months since the last big bunch of episodes was released.
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Hey, WriterSubstance! #1 15 comments
Real man 2 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
"You'll get pictures of Spiderman even if you had to fuck him."
"But sir I am Spiderman."
"Then go fuck yourself."
https://i.imgflip.com/186b73.jpg
"But sir I am Spiderman."
"Then go fuck yourself."
https://i.imgflip.com/186b73.jpg
Sound of Silence (Spooky Story) 19 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Speech therapy maybe? Some deaf people undertake it and can speak, even though they usually sound slurred
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