Psst... it's an Undertale reference

When I was in first grade elementary school, I learnt (by myself, by looking at my parents' handwriting) to write my name in cursive. When I showed the teacher, instead of being glad that I was ahead of schedule, she told me to "wait with this till second grade" and not even in a friendly or joking tone, she sounded like she was really annoyed that I even showed her.
Shit was heartbreaking.

If you call it a fpoon I assume you know Key&Peele and I'm automatically friends with you.
(Google Key&Peele – Continental Breakfast. And binge their other sketches too, they are hilarious.)

Is TBBT any good nowadays? I used to watch the first few seasons but then it got pretty bland, but I've heard it's gotten better again. Is it worth going through the meh episodes for?

OMG A SHINY

*remembers Children of the Corn*
Agreed.

That fanny pack is the most Murican thing I've ever seen

Beautiful as judged by humans doesn't have to be the same as what the animals consider attractive.
Not to mention that in the animal kingdom, the females need to be less noticeable so that they can hide with the babies without fear of getting spotted by a predator. Males only have to take care of themselves, females have to take care of themselves and the offsprings.

Nah, imho Kojima is overrated. He does weird random shit and people for some reason think it's genius.
I think Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation described it the best – Kojima's ideas seem like he just read the first sentence on a Wikipedia article and then got too excited with it to actually research how it works. Like the fiasco with the "vocal chord parasites"... language is actually made by facial muscles, not vocal chords. If you put a parasite on someone's vocal chords, the parasite would just hear the tone, not the pronounced words. And of course people defended him putting Quiet in the game because "it's Kojima, he does that y'know". Like she wasn't an obvious case of fan service and attention whoring to get more horny teens to buy the game, I mean c'mon.
I gotta admit tho Snake Eater was a good game. It just seems to me that Kojima lost his touch since then.

However this rule gets cancelled by the i-a-o rule. That's why it's big bad wolf not bad big wolf. Tic-tac-toe, tic toc, ding dong etc. all follow this rule because it'd just sound weird otherwise

It's even funnier because his last name means "single" in Czech

couple goals

Shit, I wish I had a man's confidence, then. I usually mistake flirting for just being friendly and polite. Then I realize later and I'm like oh well.

oh snap!

Out of someone's league is such a weird concept. I spent the first 18 years of my life thinking that I'm the ugliest or most unlikeable bitch on the planet because no guy would ever approach me, then when I finally got a boyfriend (who was a highschool classmate) he told me that a lot of the guys from class were afraid to approach me because they thought I was out of their league and also apparently I look a bit intimidating (I'm 1.8m tall and do martial arts).
Maybe I shoulda grown some balls and actually asked some guy out but shit, I'm an introvert, I don't even know how to start a conversation.

... am I the only one who finds it a bit creepy? Like when people in horror movies read an ancient scroll and it summons a monster that chases them and they have to hide kind of creepy.

Oh hey, another person who uses stabilos instead of pens!
(they're awesome, they last much longer than a regular pen and are pretty cheap too)

Imho it's a cute outfit, if you take away the cultural/historical context. Kinda like how the Nazi uniforms were stylish as heck, but you can only appreciate that if you separate it from the historical context in your mind.