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That's not investing 7 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Good point
That's not investing 7 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Well either you're investing in yourself or in humanity and its future. Depends on how you look at it.
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"men can't get raped" 52 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
@itsamemaria Some of them also talk about being trans. Maybe it happened to them when they were young (and so still a girl) and then they transitioned?
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Edited 6 years ago
Please pet me 4 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Hmm... maybe Undertale actually made a reference to this? Idk.
The earliest date I found this image with is 2016, whereas Undertale came out in 2015 (ikr, how could it have been 3 years already?) so I think this sign is a reference to Undertale. But I could be wrong, google searches usually show the most relevant thing so it showed me this image from 2016 and some reposts from 2017 and 2018, but it could be older and just lost within the depths of the internet.
The earliest date I found this image with is 2016, whereas Undertale came out in 2015 (ikr, how could it have been 3 years already?) so I think this sign is a reference to Undertale. But I could be wrong, google searches usually show the most relevant thing so it showed me this image from 2016 and some reposts from 2017 and 2018, but it could be older and just lost within the depths of the internet.
Don't cursive shame us 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
When I was in first grade elementary school, I learnt (by myself, by looking at my parents' handwriting) to write my name in cursive. When I showed the teacher, instead of being glad that I was ahead of schedule, she told me to "wait with this till second grade" and not even in a friendly or joking tone, she sounded like she was really annoyed that I even showed her.
Shit was heartbreaking.
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Shit was heartbreaking.
Fopoon 17 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
If you call it a fpoon I assume you know Key&Peele and I'm automatically friends with you.
(Google Key&Peele – Continental Breakfast. And binge their other sketches too, they are hilarious.)
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(Google Key&Peele – Continental Breakfast. And binge their other sketches too, they are hilarious.)
Worst thing you could say to a person 28 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Is TBBT any good nowadays? I used to watch the first few seasons but then it got pretty bland, but I've heard it's gotten better again. Is it worth going through the meh episodes for?
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I'm free every second 6 comments
Males are more attractive! 15 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Beautiful as judged by humans doesn't have to be the same as what the animals consider attractive.
Not to mention that in the animal kingdom, the females need to be less noticeable so that they can hide with the babies without fear of getting spotted by a predator. Males only have to take care of themselves, females have to take care of themselves and the offsprings.
Not to mention that in the animal kingdom, the females need to be less noticeable so that they can hide with the babies without fear of getting spotted by a predator. Males only have to take care of themselves, females have to take care of themselves and the offsprings.
Pride 7 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Nah, imho Kojima is overrated. He does weird random shit and people for some reason think it's genius.
I think Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation described it the best – Kojima's ideas seem like he just read the first sentence on a Wikipedia article and then got too excited with it to actually research how it works. Like the fiasco with the "vocal chord parasites"... language is actually made by facial muscles, not vocal chords. If you put a parasite on someone's vocal chords, the parasite would just hear the tone, not the pronounced words. And of course people defended him putting Quiet in the game because "it's Kojima, he does that y'know". Like she wasn't an obvious case of fan service and attention whoring to get more horny teens to buy the game, I mean c'mon.
I gotta admit tho Snake Eater was a good game. It just seems to me that Kojima lost his touch since then.
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I think Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation described it the best – Kojima's ideas seem like he just read the first sentence on a Wikipedia article and then got too excited with it to actually research how it works. Like the fiasco with the "vocal chord parasites"... language is actually made by facial muscles, not vocal chords. If you put a parasite on someone's vocal chords, the parasite would just hear the tone, not the pronounced words. And of course people defended him putting Quiet in the game because "it's Kojima, he does that y'know". Like she wasn't an obvious case of fan service and attention whoring to get more horny teens to buy the game, I mean c'mon.
I gotta admit tho Snake Eater was a good game. It just seems to me that Kojima lost his touch since then.
What else don't I know that I know?! 3 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
However this rule gets cancelled by the i-a-o rule. That's why it's big bad wolf not bad big wolf. Tic-tac-toe, tic toc, ding dong etc. all follow this rule because it'd just sound weird otherwise
Distance makes the heart grow fonder 5 comments
It's close to 99% irl 23 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Shit, I wish I had a man's confidence, then. I usually mistake flirting for just being friendly and polite. Then I realize later and I'm like oh well.
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Smoke signals 6 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
It's low-key devastating, I like it. How do you sum it up into a simple, catchy sentence though? "Small penis" is short (pun intended) and easy to put into a meme. "Cum in like 30 seconds and can't please their partners" is a bit more difficult though.
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Confidence at its finest 3 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Out of someone's league is such a weird concept. I spent the first 18 years of my life thinking that I'm the ugliest or most unlikeable bitch on the planet because no guy would ever approach me, then when I finally got a boyfriend (who was a highschool classmate) he told me that a lot of the guys from class were afraid to approach me because they thought I was out of their league and also apparently I look a bit intimidating (I'm 1.8m tall and do martial arts).
Maybe I shoulda grown some balls and actually asked some guy out but shit, I'm an introvert, I don't even know how to start a conversation.
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Maybe I shoulda grown some balls and actually asked some guy out but shit, I'm an introvert, I don't even know how to start a conversation.
Do you see it? 9 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
lol, stabos :D
In my country they sell them either in the office supplies part of bigger supermarkets or at any stationery or office supplies shop.
They're basically sharpies but a lot thinner (the ones I use are 0.4 mm thick), so I use the dark blue ones as pens since they last so long.
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Edited 6 years ago
In my country they sell them either in the office supplies part of bigger supermarkets or at any stationery or office supplies shop.
They're basically sharpies but a lot thinner (the ones I use are 0.4 mm thick), so I use the dark blue ones as pens since they last so long.
Cute Easter egg 2 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
... am I the only one who finds it a bit creepy? Like when people in horror movies read an ancient scroll and it summons a monster that chases them and they have to hide kind of creepy.
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Do you see it? 9 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Oh hey, another person who uses stabilos instead of pens!
(they're awesome, they last much longer than a regular pen and are pretty cheap too)
(they're awesome, they last much longer than a regular pen and are pretty cheap too)
Classic internet 2 comments