It’s not fair 9 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I'm a woman and I have toe hair. Well only on my big toe. And my fingers too though that is mostly invisible.
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It's over bro, I have high ground 17 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
It did. Then I started wearing jeggings and no more since they don't have those belt holders. Plus they're so comfy!
I don't even leave my bed now. Imagine! 8 comments
Break my bones 12 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Warm milk is good during cold evenings. But I don't drink it just like that otherwise.
Pro tip for everyone but mainly my lactose intolerant friends: powdered soy milk is the best invention ever. It doesn't spoil, it lasts for fucking ever because all you need is to add hot water to about a spoonful of it, and so you don't have to go buy milk every two days if you for example eat cereal or drink coffee for breakfast, and it's not expensive either.
Pro tip for everyone but mainly my lactose intolerant friends: powdered soy milk is the best invention ever. It doesn't spoil, it lasts for fucking ever because all you need is to add hot water to about a spoonful of it, and so you don't have to go buy milk every two days if you for example eat cereal or drink coffee for breakfast, and it's not expensive either.
Taint that interesting 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I didn't know taint was slang for perineum. You learn something new every day, huh?
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Sleeping with more than 2 pillows 11 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I currently have 3 pillows (one large, two small) and two blankets, one of them is leftover from when my boyfriend slept over at my place like a month ago and I was too lazy to put it back ever since.
Friendship an*l 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Who's stopping you? That's right, other men. No woman will ever think you're a wimp for hugging your best friend. It's mostly men who perpetuate this stupid masculinity cult. Now, that's not to say women can't help you with getting over this stigma. But there is not much we can do apart from telling you that it doesn't matter to us. And even then, in my experience men who need to prove to themselves and others how "Alpha" they are don't really regard women's opinions very highly. But I guess you just gotta stop listening to these douchebags? IDK, there is nothing much I can do apart from telling you that men can show emotions and affection. Not only can but should, as it is bad for your mental health to keep everything in. No woman will ever be disgusted by that or prefer a man who doesn't show emotions.
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All tatted up 11 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Actually, back when I had my helix pierced for the first time, there was a guy at the tattoo/piercing salon who wanted to have a spider tattoo, and he was really surprised that a smaller one costs more than a bigger one. The tattoo artist kindly informed him that the smaller it is, the more detail is required to put the picture he brought with him on his skin. Not that it applies on a shitty little musical key (is that what the symbol is called in English?) but in general if you bring a picture with you they might tell you that it costs more to get a small tattoo than a larger one.
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Friendship an*l 8 comments
It especially sucks when you have boobs bigger than your body 29 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
@xvarnah I get you. When it fits on my waist, it's extremely tight around the boobs. When it fits on the boobs, it's loose af everywhere else. It's so hard to shop for cute things because most of the stuff looks completely different on me than on the models in the pictures since most models on mainstream shops are flat chested and super thin.
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Weird human 5 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
"Your artists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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It especially sucks when you have boobs bigger than your body 29 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
^ sad but true. Not all women of course. Not even most by far (unless you work in the fashion industry I guess, or just have the misfortune of meeting with shallow people). But there is always that one salty bitch who won't shut up about some arbitrary stuff like a shirt you wore one time mainly because of her own insecurities. This of course leads to spreading rumors and yada yada and sometimes can't be stopped if that salty bitch also happens to be popular or persuasive. It's just statistics, I guess. There has to be an asshole in every bigger group. Guys have it like that too, just less to do with clothing and more with some kind of masculinity gatekeeping.
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It especially sucks when you have boobs bigger than your body 29 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Ooooh my God this is so accurate. My shoulders and boobs are size L or XL, my waist is size S/M And my hips are L/XL again. It's so hard to shop for clothes with these proportions. Luckily, I found out that 50s dresses or dresses/tops and skirts with those shapes and cuts fit my shape well since hip size doesn't matter in that type of skirt and, well, my boobs may get a bit squished but hey at least it makes them look good.
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F for feels 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
@guest Sorry if I offended anyone. I never had any intention to imply that I want people to change, as I said in the previous comment, just be yourself. But imo men who need to prove to everyone how manly they are are just a symptom of the system, of the stigma I was talking about. If we erase that, men will no longer feel the need to do this and know they are accepted for who they are.
Not to mention that in my experience, men who act like that are usually a teensy bit sexist. It's logical since they value masculinity and thus don't value femininity. You know, like those hilarious pick up artists who worship the Alpha cult and live in an echo chamber consisting of men telling each other how they think women think. Roosh V (one of the most famous pick up artists) made a video some time ago about how he got into baking. And he had to follow it by saying "But I'm not a woman, baking is like science, I'm a bread scientist." That's what I meant by pathetic. Not, like, regular show offs.
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Not to mention that in my experience, men who act like that are usually a teensy bit sexist. It's logical since they value masculinity and thus don't value femininity. You know, like those hilarious pick up artists who worship the Alpha cult and live in an echo chamber consisting of men telling each other how they think women think. Roosh V (one of the most famous pick up artists) made a video some time ago about how he got into baking. And he had to follow it by saying "But I'm not a woman, baking is like science, I'm a bread scientist." That's what I meant by pathetic. Not, like, regular show offs.
F for feels 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Happened to me too, recently. My bf's dad is an emotionally abusive asshole so my bf started crying in front of me because of a childhood memory.
There's a lot of stigma between guys about crying and how "unmanly" it is and how women will leave you if you cry in front of them and yada yada. But I never felt like crying made him any less manly. In fact I felt glad that he trusts me enough to open up about this kind of stuff. So yeah, this goes to all men out there, it's not wrong to cry if you fell overwhelmed by emotions. It happens to us all sometimes. It won't make you any less attractive or manly. In fact as a woman I find this whole manliness cult kinda stupid, just be yourself, who cares if you can grow a beard or lift a truck. I find men who constantly need to prove to everyone how strong and manly they are kinda pathetic, in truth. But anyway back to the crying thing. Don't keep all that pressure in, cry if you need to. There's a reason why the suicide number is higher for men.
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There's a lot of stigma between guys about crying and how "unmanly" it is and how women will leave you if you cry in front of them and yada yada. But I never felt like crying made him any less manly. In fact I felt glad that he trusts me enough to open up about this kind of stuff. So yeah, this goes to all men out there, it's not wrong to cry if you fell overwhelmed by emotions. It happens to us all sometimes. It won't make you any less attractive or manly. In fact as a woman I find this whole manliness cult kinda stupid, just be yourself, who cares if you can grow a beard or lift a truck. I find men who constantly need to prove to everyone how strong and manly they are kinda pathetic, in truth. But anyway back to the crying thing. Don't keep all that pressure in, cry if you need to. There's a reason why the suicide number is higher for men.
Some days I just feel petty 7 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
My former boss created a new Facebook account just so he could shower me with harassment and insults. I was one of the best employees and he treated me (and everybody else) like shit so I left, and the company is now slowly going to shit. Then he started bothering me and so I blocked him so he created a new account (which I blocked as well, I wonder how many more he'll create). Now THAT is petty.
Edit: he gave up on Facebook and uses email now, lol!
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Edit: he gave up on Facebook and uses email now, lol!
Things to do after engagement 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
On the one hand, their meatballs are fucking top. On the other hand, the person I'm with would probably never want to see me again because of the sheer amount of terrible puns I'd make from Ikea's product names.
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Katy perry 16 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Gothic stuff is cool. I'm not a goth myself (though I love wearing black lol) but I follow several goth yt channels like Voltaire or Black Friday. I'm glad she's alt, I'm not a big fan of the mainstream model industry because they push starvation as a beauty standard. So hell yeah, all the power to you two ^_^
Edit: after checking out her Instagram, I noticed that I have a very similar body as her, not too thin but big curves... Might consider becoming an alt model myself, haha!
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Edit: after checking out her Instagram, I noticed that I have a very similar body as her, not too thin but big curves... Might consider becoming an alt model myself, haha!
Shut them off with one comment! 9 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Ok but a lot of Christian holidays are hijacked from the pagans. So if you really wanna be genuine, you have to stop celebrating Easter in accordance with the pagan tradition (rabbits, eggs... Easter was originally a celebration of fertility) and start celebrating it by... raising the dead I guess? Oh and Christmas is moved to June.
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Katy perry 16 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Oooh okay I got you. Yeah I'd say a plain dress with stickers isn't the pinnacle of latex technology, yeah. Not sure I'd call modeling a luxury or sexy job (unless she's an alternative model) but hey, different strokes for different folks I guess.
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