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Worth repeating since many out there don't know the difference 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
People actually don't know the difference between bacteria and viruses? I've known this since middle school.
Winnie the pooh inspiration 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Especially the kangaroo omg
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This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah idk why people are downvoting me, I said I am against changing characters for the sake of being inclusive only. But it's just weird that Bond has been portrayed by so many different actors (and in not too long a span either, I get why they'd change them for being too old but when Brosnan was replaced by Craig he wasn't that old) and we still pretend it's one guy.
This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yesss Mass Effect and Dragon Age are in my opinion one of the best series of games in terms of gender equality because apart from some romance options, gender doesn't change jack shit. The writing of the games is superb and whether you chose a female or male Shepard doesn't matter at all, you're just a really badass human saving the galaxy from the Reapers. That's what's important -- good writing, a good story and lore. Not whether the protagonist has this or that between their legs. But in my experience a lot of writers (male AND female) have trouble with writing female characters because they either take into account gender roles and make her a damsel in distress bimbo or try to work against gender roles and make her a Mary Sue. That's why it's pretty rare to find a realistic female character as opposed to male characters in my opinion. It's just my personal experience though, maybe yours is totally different.
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This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I mean on principle I agree but with Bond it's actually not that pie in the sky since it's a codename and the actors were changed many times. Making Bond a minority or a woman isn't that unrealistic and I don't get why it couldn't be done. Like, yeah if you're picking an actor/actress only because you want to appeal to SJWs and not because of his/her skills, that's bad. But if there's a good actress who'd make a good Bond (Jane Bond, I guess the name would be?) then why not? It's the same with the Doctor, it's been established in the lore that it's possible to regenerate as female so why keep the sausage fest going? Wouldn't that make a streak of all male Doctors just statistically unprobable?
Sweatpants for life 23 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
YESSSS. I just recently bought a pair and I haven't worn any of my old jeans ever since, that's how perfect the jeggings are. I have very weird dimensions with my waist being really thin compared to my wide hips and broad shoulders and there wasn't a single pair of jeans that would accommodate that, they were either too tight at the hips and thighs or too loose at the waist. Not to mention a lot of jeans tend to ride down which leads to a lot of "is my buttcrack visible, it feels like my buttcrack is visible" moments. With jeggings it doesn't happen cause they hug your hips and don't let go. And they also usually don't have buttons so if you wear a shirt over them you don't have the button awkwardly sticking out at the navel.
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The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems. 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Truman show anyone?
Scene before climax 4 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sometimes they get a bit more creative and have The Edgy One join mid battle. Like save one of the heroes before a blow at the last second or such.
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coffee 16 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
My bf is a picky eater as well and I have to say it is annoying sometimes but it's not his fault. Apparently picky eaters are that way because their parents didn't make them try many varieties of food when they were kids so now they can only eat that one thing their parents gave them without retching. Which is definitely true in my bf's case, his parents just always made him crappy TV dinners because they were busy with work so now he only tolerates chicken meat and some fish (but not raw like in sushi).
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coffee 16 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Rice milk is also really good. But soy milk is easier to get especially in powdered form which is awesome because it lasts for so long.
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Some thrash for y'all 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
This is so weirdly catchy
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And my name 5 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Pepperoni and cheese
Who else would do this 10 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I guess you could say it was... A con. Ehehehehehe. No really though it pretty much was.
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It’s not fair 9 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I'm a woman and I have toe hair. Well only on my big toe. And my fingers too though that is mostly invisible.
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It's over bro, I have high ground 17 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It did. Then I started wearing jeggings and no more since they don't have those belt holders. Plus they're so comfy!
I don't even leave my bed now. Imagine! 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Unfortunately the manufacturer is Asian so it's too small for most non-Asians
Break my bones 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Warm milk is good during cold evenings. But I don't drink it just like that otherwise.
Pro tip for everyone but mainly my lactose intolerant friends: powdered soy milk is the best invention ever. It doesn't spoil, it lasts for fucking ever because all you need is to add hot water to about a spoonful of it, and so you don't have to go buy milk every two days if you for example eat cereal or drink coffee for breakfast, and it's not expensive either.
The end is near. 31 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
What did the original comment say?
Taint that interesting 6 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I didn't know taint was slang for perineum. You learn something new every day, huh?
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Sleeping with more than 2 pillows 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I currently have 3 pillows (one large, two small) and two blankets, one of them is leftover from when my boyfriend slept over at my place like a month ago and I was too lazy to put it back ever since.
All tatted up 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Thank you ^_^
Friendship an*l 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Who's stopping you? That's right, other men. No woman will ever think you're a wimp for hugging your best friend. It's mostly men who perpetuate this stupid masculinity cult. Now, that's not to say women can't help you with getting over this stigma. But there is not much we can do apart from telling you that it doesn't matter to us. And even then, in my experience men who need to prove to themselves and others how "Alpha" they are don't really regard women's opinions very highly. But I guess you just gotta stop listening to these douchebags? IDK, there is nothing much I can do apart from telling you that men can show emotions and affection. Not only can but should, as it is bad for your mental health to keep everything in. No woman will ever be disgusted by that or prefer a man who doesn't show emotions.
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All tatted up 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Actually, back when I had my helix pierced for the first time, there was a guy at the tattoo/piercing salon who wanted to have a spider tattoo, and he was really surprised that a smaller one costs more than a bigger one. The tattoo artist kindly informed him that the smaller it is, the more detail is required to put the picture he brought with him on his skin. Not that it applies on a shitty little musical key (is that what the symbol is called in English?) but in general if you bring a picture with you they might tell you that it costs more to get a small tattoo than a larger one.
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Friendship an*l 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
No, Russia reserved "friendship anal" specifically for Eastern Europe.
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It especially sucks when you have boobs bigger than your body 29 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
@xvarnah I get you. When it fits on my waist, it's extremely tight around the boobs. When it fits on the boobs, it's loose af everywhere else. It's so hard to shop for cute things because most of the stuff looks completely different on me than on the models in the pictures since most models on mainstream shops are flat chested and super thin.
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