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I remember Neversoft 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Those games were awesome. I still play American Wasteland sometimes when I don't have anything else to play. But yeah I don't know if I would recognize him if I met him today. He looks kinda unrecognizable now that he's aged. Not that he looks old or bad, just... somehow different. I think it might be the eyebrows.
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Don’t shove your ladship in our face 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oi mate cheeky nandos were permitted by the Archbishop of Banterbury in 1469, don't u dare question the Biggest Lad's word.
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What do you think? 43 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Bit of a necrobump but you're not wrong. The older threads pretty much already said it all.
He is cool 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Calling someone a beta cuckold devaluates your whole point. Not that there was one to begin with in your comment. But if there was, it'd be devaluated by now.
Body types 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same
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Mustache puffer seapupper 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Asterix! Did you accidentally take the wrong magic potion?
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I don’t wanna be the first to leave, but I also don’t wanna be the last 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm an atheist! *smugly tips fedora*
No really, probably devil because I'm terrible at sports so I'd just sit on the bench and chat to him, since we've never got to hear his side of the story and I'd like to know. I mean, I really am an atheist but in this scenario we're assuming that these two exist so...
the chicks love him :3.. 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
No it's because he's an upstanding member of society.
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Shave and a Haircut 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I one met a girl with a prosthetic breast made of mahogany.
That story would be funny if it was true ...
Wooden tit.
Disturbingly realistic graffiti 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Imagine going through there at night.
I'd probably shit my pants.
Yee to your haw 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
What in tarnation
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its those pesky iphones 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
They call themselves "identitarians" now.
Don't know why though, the Nazi label has become so overused and diluted that even if they did call themselves Nazis, everybody would just assume that it's a satirical reference to SJWs calling everyone they disagree with Nazis.
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Worth repeating since many out there don't know the difference 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
People actually don't know the difference between bacteria and viruses? I've known this since middle school.
Winnie the pooh inspiration 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Especially the kangaroo omg
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This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah idk why people are downvoting me, I said I am against changing characters for the sake of being inclusive only. But it's just weird that Bond has been portrayed by so many different actors (and in not too long a span either, I get why they'd change them for being too old but when Brosnan was replaced by Craig he wasn't that old) and we still pretend it's one guy.
This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yesss Mass Effect and Dragon Age are in my opinion one of the best series of games in terms of gender equality because apart from some romance options, gender doesn't change jack shit. The writing of the games is superb and whether you chose a female or male Shepard doesn't matter at all, you're just a really badass human saving the galaxy from the Reapers. That's what's important -- good writing, a good story and lore. Not whether the protagonist has this or that between their legs. But in my experience a lot of writers (male AND female) have trouble with writing female characters because they either take into account gender roles and make her a damsel in distress bimbo or try to work against gender roles and make her a Mary Sue. That's why it's pretty rare to find a realistic female character as opposed to male characters in my opinion. It's just my personal experience though, maybe yours is totally different.
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This one gets it 27 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean on principle I agree but with Bond it's actually not that pie in the sky since it's a codename and the actors were changed many times. Making Bond a minority or a woman isn't that unrealistic and I don't get why it couldn't be done. Like, yeah if you're picking an actor/actress only because you want to appeal to SJWs and not because of his/her skills, that's bad. But if there's a good actress who'd make a good Bond (Jane Bond, I guess the name would be?) then why not? It's the same with the Doctor, it's been established in the lore that it's possible to regenerate as female so why keep the sausage fest going? Wouldn't that make a streak of all male Doctors just statistically unprobable?
Sweatpants for life 23 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
YESSSS. I just recently bought a pair and I haven't worn any of my old jeans ever since, that's how perfect the jeggings are. I have very weird dimensions with my waist being really thin compared to my wide hips and broad shoulders and there wasn't a single pair of jeans that would accommodate that, they were either too tight at the hips and thighs or too loose at the waist. Not to mention a lot of jeans tend to ride down which leads to a lot of "is my buttcrack visible, it feels like my buttcrack is visible" moments. With jeggings it doesn't happen cause they hug your hips and don't let go. And they also usually don't have buttons so if you wear a shirt over them you don't have the button awkwardly sticking out at the navel.
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The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems. 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Truman show anyone?
Scene before climax 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Sometimes they get a bit more creative and have The Edgy One join mid battle. Like save one of the heroes before a blow at the last second or such.
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coffee 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
My bf is a picky eater as well and I have to say it is annoying sometimes but it's not his fault. Apparently picky eaters are that way because their parents didn't make them try many varieties of food when they were kids so now they can only eat that one thing their parents gave them without retching. Which is definitely true in my bf's case, his parents just always made him crappy TV dinners because they were busy with work so now he only tolerates chicken meat and some fish (but not raw like in sushi).
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coffee 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Rice milk is also really good. But soy milk is easier to get especially in powdered form which is awesome because it lasts for so long.
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Some thrash for y'all 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
This is so weirdly catchy
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And my name 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Pepperoni and cheese
Who else would do this 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I guess you could say it was... A con. Ehehehehehe. No really though it pretty much was.
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