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I'd still be ugly 36 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I know I'm late to the party but I'd like to chime in with these two articles:
https://i-d.vice.com/en_uk/article/43w5nn/the-bmi-debate-how-do-you-measure-the-health-of-models
https://luxuryactivist.com/fashion/top-models-body-mass-index-health-red-alert/
So yeah models are seriously underweight and if you find that attractive, that's your preference (although I would feel pretty terrible about myself if I only dated people who have severe health issues because of their weight), just don't try to make it the highest standard because it's just not good for people's health, physical and mental.
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Vote in the comments 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Not me. I usually wipe it well enough but if I feel like there hasn't been a proper wipe, I wait until I get home and take a shower.
Job hunting irl 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Princess, I wasn't asked a direct question, there was nothing for me to respond to. That said, question 1-3 are not about that at all, I don't know where you got that from. Question 1 is about a stressful environment, question 2 about unrealistic employers' standards and question 3 about shitty colleagues. Questions 4-6 deal with a similar topic, which I guess could be summarized into not feeling adequately paid for the work you put in. It seems more likely that OP is frustrated about employers exploiting the fact that most people don't know what they're worth, or if they do, they just don't have enough balls to ask for a raise, and this goes as far as the employer trying to find out whether they can get away with underpaying someone at the very beginning, during the interview. But it is all hyperbolic, and I can't see into the author's head, so me trying to seriously figure out if this means this or that would be as foolish as you just proclaiming that OP wants free shit.
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I'm in love with the future 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean... 'at least he's not a rapist' is a low bar but you're right, it's good that he's not hurting anybody
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Job hunting irl 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Not debunking and just making sassy sarcastic comments. That's the closest I've ever seen someone admit they've run out of arguments without really admitting it.
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Some things no one taught you 31 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm frankly not sure about the tampon tip... I read somewhere that tampons were indeed originally used to plug bullet holes (although I'm not sure if that's true, after all I just read it on some internet post) but today's tampons are so incredibly absorbent and can puff up to over twice their girth. Wouldn't that just painfully stretch the flesh around the wound and make it hard to get the tampon out? I mean, tampons work so well with vaginas because those are stretchy and you can get it out even after it puffs up. With other kinds of flesh, though, I'm not so sure. I know nothing about bullet wounds or really any kind of wounds though so I hope somebody smarter than me can clarify.
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Job hunting irl 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I love how princess just assumed that OP is a lazy fuck who wants free shit based on one hyperbolic post and then went on a fucking rant about people wanting everybody to cater to their pwecious feewings and how matthewg is a safe space needing snowflake even though his comment said nothing even close to that.
This is just anecdotal and therefore only reflective of my own experience but I've noticed that the "facts over feelings" crowd really likes to jump to conclusions (aka their personal feelings about something) based on almost no facts. The irony.
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Cat wants love 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Haha, thanks, I completely forgot I wrote this comment
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Could’ve Been Worse 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm a young fart and I consider that atrocious. OP is lucky she woke up at the right time, otherwise a terrible crime would've been committed.
That said, I guess the penguin meme was used because, well, there isn't any other meme format that would deal with that sort of thing. Nor should there be, because it'd indicate that it's normal which it's definitely not.
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Bark Zuckerberg 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
LOL ok that's a good one. The crime lord of dog treat trafficking. [Undertale reference intensifies]
Bark Zuckerberg 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Or Bark Wahlberg? Barky Bark?
Calming product 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Did you write this comment high? Cause the post is 3 YEARS OLD.
I mean no offense, just joking around.
I think you should run 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
*Man takes a picture of something weird on Halloween* yeah sure it's a demon not somebody's forgotten back yard decoration.
I remember Neversoft 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Those games were awesome. I still play American Wasteland sometimes when I don't have anything else to play. But yeah I don't know if I would recognize him if I met him today. He looks kinda unrecognizable now that he's aged. Not that he looks old or bad, just... somehow different. I think it might be the eyebrows.
· Edited 5 years ago
Don’t shove your ladship in our face 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oi mate cheeky nandos were permitted by the Archbishop of Banterbury in 1469, don't u dare question the Biggest Lad's word.
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What do you think? 43 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Bit of a necrobump but you're not wrong. The older threads pretty much already said it all.
He is cool 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Calling someone a beta cuckold devaluates your whole point. Not that there was one to begin with in your comment. But if there was, it'd be devaluated by now.
Body types 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same
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Mustache puffer seapupper 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Asterix! Did you accidentally take the wrong magic potion?
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I don’t wanna be the first to leave, but I also don’t wanna be the last 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm an atheist! *smugly tips fedora*
No really, probably devil because I'm terrible at sports so I'd just sit on the bench and chat to him, since we've never got to hear his side of the story and I'd like to know. I mean, I really am an atheist but in this scenario we're assuming that these two exist so...
the chicks love him :3.. 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
No it's because he's an upstanding member of society.
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Shave and a Haircut 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I one met a girl with a prosthetic breast made of mahogany.
That story would be funny if it was true ...
Wooden tit.
Disturbingly realistic graffiti 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Imagine going through there at night.
I'd probably shit my pants.
Yee to your haw 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
What in tarnation
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its those pesky iphones 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
They call themselves "identitarians" now.
Don't know why though, the Nazi label has become so overused and diluted that even if they did call themselves Nazis, everybody would just assume that it's a satirical reference to SJWs calling everyone they disagree with Nazis.
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