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No boobs, but I have a really cute dog and I actually have heterochromia 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I don't have heterochromia but my eyes "turn a different colour" (actually it's just that the middle, the outer ring and the in-between stuff all are different colors) depending on the lighting and weather so yeah if you get comments because of it, I can relate :D
Also that is one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen
Cause and effect 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Then everybody clapped
If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
No probs lol
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If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
You posted it as a reply to me so I was notified, is all.
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If I cut you out, it's because you handed me the scissors. 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yes. I wrote a comment 4 years ago because of a post made 3 hours ago.
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Aaaah yes 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
*laughs in jeggings*
Seriously they're so comfy and nobody can tell you're not wearing actual jeans
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First Super Bowl Meme I get 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
.... Ok that actually sounds heckin cute
First Super Bowl Meme I get 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The only superbowl I like is SuperbOwl
And on sabbath no less 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah that's more like it
Candice is good people 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Bruh this is not about not asking questions out of curiosity because someone might get offended somewhere. This is about how out of place the question is. If the first thing that pops into your mind when someone offers to help people in need is "okay but like did they appreciate it enough", there's something wrong. You don't help people to get them to kiss your feet, you help them because you're a decent fucking person.
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Candice is good people 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Why do you even care about that? What are you trying to prove? So if a few of them weren't respectful, we should just let all homeless people freeze to death? Like, I don't get what's your reason for even asking this question.
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And on sabbath no less 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Wait so he's fine but you're not? I thought sin was one of the few things that didn't have a double standard in Abrahamic faiths.
Prison 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
It's even creepier since he definitely doesn't look 19. He looks 35.
Updated best party 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Maybe like 99% persuasion or something since he hid the fact that the ring was drawing him in for so long
Updated best party 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Excuse you Boromir and Aragorn had great beards
Take Some Time and Remember what it Means to Feel Alive. (MusicSubstance) Sixx: AM 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Aww man I used to listen to "Life is Beautiful" by Sixx AM on repeat in my teenage years
I'll probably go listen to it again now
Jesus chrysler 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Now I'm genuinely curious what's painful for cars. Being welded to something would be painful, I guess. Broken windows, sure. What about a popped tire? Or are those like shoes? What about having a spoiler attached, does that count as body modification, like a piercing? Does leaking oil feel like a loose bowel? I feel like there needs to be some more lore.
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matrimony 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I had the same thing with my boyfriend. Then one time I was really depressed (combination of newly started birth control fucking up my hormones, PMSing and a lot of stress) and he told me he loved me for the first time to calm me down. It's become more natural to him ever since.
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ewqua · 5 years ago
No
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ewqua · 5 years ago
That's actually hilarious, I didn't think of that, I just imagined polyps.
Edit: I just got a stream of probably singular downvotes on each and every one of my comments on this post. Someone's mad that they're wrong. And I find that absolutely hilarious.
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ewqua · 5 years ago
I have read that entry, yes. Took me a while to find though because before that there were many entries from other dictionaries that say octopi is simply incorrect, so I wonder if it actually took you some digging to find the entry or if it's just a region locked difference in search results. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it's the latter.
Merriam-Webster basically says that so many people have been using it erroneously in the past that it became normalised. It also says that the word "had a stay" in New Latin – which was a kind of revival of Latin by medieval scholars which included mixing in words that weren't originally Latin. Neologisms, if you will. In fact, latin-dictionary.net says that the correct translation of octopus is "polypus".
In conclusion, it's still not correct but it's so normalised people will look at you weird if you use anything else.
I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Totally fine with that. Vote with your wallet (on an individual-company level, not by bribing politicians of course). But the number of people who stopped buying merch or watching is pretty small compared to the scale of the crying that was done online and in the news. Which just makes me think there's a lot of hypocrisy and slacktivism going on among Kaepernick's critics.
I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
And it hasn't, I just like to use people's rhetorical strategies against them
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I guess he forgot he’s a movie star 50 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Here's my problem with that (and I'm sure guest_ will be able to address it better than me because I'm not as eloquent): The NFL decided not to fire him. It was a decision made by the company, yada yada. But many Republicans were calling for him to be fired. Isn't meddling in private companies' affairs kind of against what Republicans are supposed to support?
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ewqua · 5 years ago
*octopuses or octopodes
"Octopi" is incorrect because the word octopus comes from Greek, not Latin.
Sorry for being a pedant. But so many pedants tried to correct me when I said octopuses that I just get this urge to out-pedant everyone when I see someone use this word now.