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This is my leopard gecko JUSTICE! 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I understood that reference.
And I love you for making it.
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Tactical inferiority of a skirt 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Guys, stop lying to yourselves that pockets are better than purses. When I'm out with my boyfriend, he constantly asks to put stuff in my purse because it's too big for his pockets (like when he buys himself a bottle of water or when we sneak chocolates into the cinema). Stop saying "muh pockets are superior" then making us carry all your stuff like we're goddamn mules, it is absolutely infuriating.
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Puffy cheap Swan 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Wow i had no idea it worked like that
Like I know your oral and nasal passages are connected and all that but damn
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Where does he work? 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
My job is to be pedantic towards people who are smarter than me
Not many farm cats make it to 18, but Carrot has 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The question is do they name all their pets after things they grow? Because that sounds like a beautiful place.
I'd like a pig called Sweet Pea.
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Rock it, Aphrodite 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ikr. They literally happen when you sit down or squat or bend in any way no matter how fit you are. To not have them you'd have to be extremely malnourished.
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Not everyone can be a hero 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Citizens in every superhero movie ever
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When OP provides sauce 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm only in my 20s but I feel that way about food sometimes too. I'm not a very skilled cook so it's just a wonderful surprise when I manage to make something edible and even really good, y'know?
It's still kind of a ring, right? 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I disagree, healthy relationships are all about communication. If you bail at the first sign of conflict or uncomfortable boundaries, you will lose someone who maybe could've been persuaded to change their mind AND she will never learn from her mistake.
Now obviously if she refuses to change her mind and insists on imposing those boundaries, yeah then you should definitely bail. Staying with a control freak or even someone who is borderline psychologically abusive is terrible for your mental health. I'm just saying that not everyone is too far gone and you gotta communicate.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oh gosh. Read a history book, my dudes.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The "Vikings were pillagers and rapists" thing is bs. Where did you learn history, Lauren Southern's Twitter account? I know she likes to make false statements about Rome so I figured she had something to say about the Vikings as well.
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I’m totally not photogenic 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yesss same.
The picture thing is usually because I'm rather tall and whenever someone else takes a picture of me it's slightly from below and you can see my big jaw and slight double chin.
But I'm generally unphotogenic as well lol
Would be chill 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Sounds like something between Stardew Valley, Terraria, KeeperRL and Rimworld.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The Chinese were also very advanced. And yea the Arabs made a lot of progress in arts and science before the barbaric Crusaders fucked them up and burned all their cities to the ground. The Norse tribes or "Vikings" were also very progressive socially (women were viewed as equals etc) before they were converted to Christianity. So without Christian "whites" (again I object to treating anyone as a monolith) we might've been better off. Just because a lot of progress happens in the West today doesn't mean it was always like that.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That's an interesting way of looking at it. Can't say I agree or disagree since we can't truly tell if that was the original poster's intention (from my experience some Americans think that Spaniards aren't white which might have been the case also) but I haven't thought of it that way, huh.
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Chesireinthemiddle on European food 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yes because white people are a monolith and so is "the entire civilization"... it's not like different countries/civilizations exist or whatever... it's not like you're making the exact same crappy generalizations as the person in the post...
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Pro tip! 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Terrible advice, if I got flowers from a "secret admirer" I'd probably throw them in the trash because I don't like flowers and I wouldn't want to bother my boyfriend with some secret admirer crap. But I'd never cheat on him because I find cheating absolutely disgusting.
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Oh no 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oh man I've always hated those decorations. And the fact that they usually hang on pastel or beige coloured walls. *Shudders* pastel.....
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The best feeling 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ugh no this only ever happens with bad dreams for me :c
Kiwi and goth birb 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Well they're usually called baby bats.... But these already are baby birds... so IDK. Baby birdbats? Batbirds?
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And we all know how that turned out 12 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean if they take the X-Men approach and use superpowers/mutations as a metaphor for discrimination and the do whole "protecting the world that hates them" schtick, I don't mind. IDK if that's the case though and I don't want to do apologetics for a comic I haven't even read so I guess I'll just shrug and move on.
I will fight you if you don't eat the crust 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oh that's really thick, now I get why y'all think it's a lot of calories compared to the rest of the pizza
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I will fight you if you don't eat the crust 24 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean I get it but the crust is such a small part that it makes no difference.
Then again I guess it depends on what kind of pizza it is. I'm from Europe so thin pizzas are more common here but I hear that in the US they got really thicc dough pizzas
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Evolution 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oh hell yes, the portrayal of Death in Supernatural is fucking superb
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Ooohhhh my god, I love this community 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Lol no probs, everyone on the internet is a dude unless proven otherwise, right?
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