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Get over it 52 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
One word: Photoshop.
Look up the average model BMI and you'll realize they're not all healthy. In fact most aren't.
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"""Accident""" 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
If that horse you're beating was any more dead it could be a candidate to Trump's administration
What a semester that's gonna be 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Most professors agree, the school booked them this time and place for the lesson and there's not much they can do about it
I think I maybe should have marked this as sensitive seeing after all. 28 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Dumb men: "I don't care about makeup, I prefer a girl with a natural look"
The same men: *ignore women who don't wear it and instead chase women who wear loads of it*
Good thing most men aren't dumb like that. But it is a hilarious moment of hypocrisy when you meet one like that.
The dancing peacock spider 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
There's a version with the YMCA song playing over this
Google it, it'll make your day.
Pee pee poo poo haha yes 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ikr, didn't he say he refuses to play with female streamers because his wife could get jealous (for whichever reason, seeing as no sensible woman would ever flirt with this clown)?
We must consider that girls are human too EXCEPT when they try to achieve something in a sausage fest field, then we shut the door, plug our ears and yell La la la
This guy is a joke
Get over it 52 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean, "plus size" in the modelling industry actually means not malnourished so I get why people want to change that
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Don't lose hope. It gets better 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Wow Wil Wheaton hit hard times
Dark dark dreams 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same, any light means a sleepless night for me and my sleeping mask is my most cherished possession.
What sense does that make? 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@silvermyth Charity work is nice and all but again what if you instead want to learn how to survive in the wild, or vice versa what if a boy wants to bake cookies and sell them for charity?
@bethorien Yeah ok that's some backwards ass logic from the Girl Scouts organization.
However, since they are for profit businesses, couldn't they be prosecuted on the basis of the Customer Non-discrimination Act? You gotta pay for membership in these, right? That's how they profit?
Deemm maytra rexcoped 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I love it when someone's trying to be a pedant and corrects to octopi when it's the only incorrect form of the three. And then you get to out-pedant them. And I love it even more when someone else does it first. Pedants unite!
What sense does that make? 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
In my country, there's just one group called "scouts" and you can choose the activities/things you learn yourself, no matter your gender.
From what I understand from other convos where this was brought up, in the US boy scouts and girl scouts do fundamentally different things. Boy scouts learn how to survive in the wild and other actually useful skills, girl scouts sell cookies. So I definitely understand why many girls would prefer to be in the boy scouts. That said, I'm not sure if this is the right approach, it'd make more sense to reform the scouts and make the organization(s) similar to what we have in my country (and other countries in Europe). But I guess many people don't want that because of tradition, plus it'd probably be a longer and more difficult process.
Is it oppposite day? 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
This is a veteran meme with watermarks in place of medals.
Which one are you? 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Clark Kent or Superman
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See how far chicken tendies can get you? 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Can anybody explain so my mind can be ruined too?
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No title needed 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@shikharizard Samsung and OnePlus maybe. I was considering getting a Samsung but I don't like the bloatware so I decided against it. Apple - nah, I hate how limited the OS is and how overpriced the phones are. Huawei spies on you (not that Google doesn't but y'know, extra spying is never good) and OnePlus, again I was considering getting one but I've decided against it because their newer phones are 6 inches which I think is too large.
I got this phone mainly because a) battery life, b) steel frame, it's durable af, c) very little bloatware, it's a nearly clean Android. That's the thing, I don't need the latest technology, I just need a reliable phone.
@catfluff honestly I don't use the camera very much so I'm not an expert. But I think it's pretty good. Got a bucket lot of functions too and a pro mode if you know what you're doing and want to change some settings.
No title needed 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yesssss I have a Nokia 8 Sirocco and it's a great phone.
I feel like Nokia grew with 90s kids. First they made durable phones that children couldn't damage, then they had their teen Windows phone phase and now they've grown up and are making solid Android phones.
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Warning: Snakes at a Queen concert 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I thought it was a guy fabulously jumping on a trampoline
Alien invasion 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Omg Pringles man vs an army of Meeseeks.
Best crossover of all time. Someone please write a fanfic.
Elegant big Leopard 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Someone should make this but with Babish
Down to earth man! 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
But like, everybody would react that way to Paul Rudd. C'mon, he's the Celery Man!
Alien invasion 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
They are until you realize they look like Mr. Meeseeks.
There, I just ruined the comic for you.
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Upvote brendan fraser 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
This guy needs to get super famous again. Just to spite his bitch ex wife who sank him down.
C'mon everybody let's start the Brendan Fraser renaissance
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Synonym rolls are my favorite 1 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Terrible spelling aside, they look pretty good!
Accurate 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Depends if there are people around. Chewing with your mouth open is gross af so I try not to subject other people to it. But I don't care when I'm alone.