Ewqua

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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
As I already said I wasn't literally counting them all but I randomly checked them and suddenly all of the newer ones had -1 for no reason, which is what tipped me off
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I beat it! 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That hoodie tho <3
The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Gee mate, I even made a joke in the title about how petty this meme is to ward off silly accusations, yet here we are.
I have a pretty active life, thank you very much.
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XXL Murder claws 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That post is fake, the picture is from i_am_puma, which is the social media handle of a Russian couple who adopted a cougar and it lives with them now. As far as I know they have a YouTube channel and an Instagram account, I recommend you check it out, it's cute as heck
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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I used to visit a site called funny.junk which had this feature but then it turned into a Trump worshipping, milder version of 4chan so I left
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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Well, not *all* obviously, but when your recent, neutral comments all have -1, it's suspicious
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The pettiness always makes me laugh (so I made a petty meme about it) 17 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
^Wasn't about either of y'all but I'm guessing this is an admission of guilt XD
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Please consider submitting feedback about the excessive ads 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same, just some banners at the top and bottom of the page.
Then again I'm on the mobile website, maybe it's different in the app.
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"""Accident""" 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Lol it is my favorite joke insult right after "you fucking mcnugget"
Pee pee poo poo haha yes 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah I've also read that he accuses everyone who beats him of being a hacker so... the embodiment of the average gamer manchild I guess, except he somehow got himself a wife
"""Accident""" 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
"goddamn Democrats screaming about Russia 24/7"
*Screams about Hillary 24/7*
Republican logic
Also the joke was about Trump's administration, aka corrupt arsewipes who have been in politics a lot longer, not about Trump himself, ya dingus. Can't even get that right smh
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Get over it 52 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
One word: Photoshop.
Look up the average model BMI and you'll realize they're not all healthy. In fact most aren't.
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"""Accident""" 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
If that horse you're beating was any more dead it could be a candidate to Trump's administration
What a semester that's gonna be 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Most professors agree, the school booked them this time and place for the lesson and there's not much they can do about it
I think I maybe should have marked this as sensitive seeing after all. 28 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Dumb men: "I don't care about makeup, I prefer a girl with a natural look"
The same men: *ignore women who don't wear it and instead chase women who wear loads of it*
Good thing most men aren't dumb like that. But it is a hilarious moment of hypocrisy when you meet one like that.
The dancing peacock spider 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
There's a version with the YMCA song playing over this
Google it, it'll make your day.
Pee pee poo poo haha yes 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ikr, didn't he say he refuses to play with female streamers because his wife could get jealous (for whichever reason, seeing as no sensible woman would ever flirt with this clown)?
We must consider that girls are human too EXCEPT when they try to achieve something in a sausage fest field, then we shut the door, plug our ears and yell La la la
This guy is a joke
Get over it 52 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean, "plus size" in the modelling industry actually means not malnourished so I get why people want to change that
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Don't lose hope. It gets better 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Wow Wil Wheaton hit hard times
Dark dark dreams 13 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same, any light means a sleepless night for me and my sleeping mask is my most cherished possession.
What sense does that make? 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@silvermyth Charity work is nice and all but again what if you instead want to learn how to survive in the wild, or vice versa what if a boy wants to bake cookies and sell them for charity?
@bethorien Yeah ok that's some backwards ass logic from the Girl Scouts organization.
However, since they are for profit businesses, couldn't they be prosecuted on the basis of the Customer Non-discrimination Act? You gotta pay for membership in these, right? That's how they profit?
Deemm maytra rexcoped 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I love it when someone's trying to be a pedant and corrects to octopi when it's the only incorrect form of the three. And then you get to out-pedant them. And I love it even more when someone else does it first. Pedants unite!
What sense does that make? 20 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
In my country, there's just one group called "scouts" and you can choose the activities/things you learn yourself, no matter your gender.
From what I understand from other convos where this was brought up, in the US boy scouts and girl scouts do fundamentally different things. Boy scouts learn how to survive in the wild and other actually useful skills, girl scouts sell cookies. So I definitely understand why many girls would prefer to be in the boy scouts. That said, I'm not sure if this is the right approach, it'd make more sense to reform the scouts and make the organization(s) similar to what we have in my country (and other countries in Europe). But I guess many people don't want that because of tradition, plus it'd probably be a longer and more difficult process.
Is it oppposite day? 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
This is a veteran meme with watermarks in place of medals.