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Cloudy direful Rat 20 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
As someone from a country with 'free' healthcare the idea of "you either give birth on camera for this movie we're then gonna sell OR you're gonna pay loads of money for giving birth in a safe environment" is absolutely terrifying.
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Word to your mother 48 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
"suck my toxic cock" I love how he just admitted he's toxic.
Or maybe he just fucks so many toxic people that his dick is now toxic too.
Either way, congratulations, you played yourself.
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Or maybe he just fucks so many toxic people that his dick is now toxic too.
Either way, congratulations, you played yourself.
Word to your mother 48 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Parents can shape us in negative ways and pushing strict gender roles on your kids ("boys don't cry", "girls can't fight/do math/drive" etc) is bad, why would people not be ready for that discussion?
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I hate myself even more 9 comments
Spine 9 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
My lower back hurts when I read this
Might be because it's my shark week but still
Might be because it's my shark week but still
Spine 9 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Once it dripped from my nose for a bit, I was terrified that I had a concussion or something
Qty 1 13 comments
Never took middle schools science apparently 4 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
He's not wearing a lab coat either and it looks like the floor is covered with carpet which is the worst decision ever for a lab because of aggressive chemicals or fire
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Puff puff pass anyone? 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
They also gang rape their females and use corpses of small fish as a Fleshlight.
Dolphins are sickos.
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Dolphins are sickos.
The best way to take a bath in the morning 4 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Looks expensive. Do I look like I just robbed a bank?
Scratch that, you'd need to rob like 10 banks to afford that.
Scratch that, you'd need to rob like 10 banks to afford that.
Just pining for the fjords? 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
The monks had to eat pine cones and drink poisonous lacquer sap for at least two years to be able to self-mummify. It's basically religious suicide. Ask A Mortician has a great video about this if you're interested in learning more.
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Just pining for the fjords? 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Well, self-mummification was a thing among monks in Asia. It's outlawed in most places now for obvious reasons.
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Nothing sexier than a girl speaking the truth 18 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
... without being too restricted by the character's personality as outlined by the previous movies.
So yeah in principle I agree, I just don't really see how James Bond of all things became the point of contention. That guy was played by so many different actors and his personality also changes with each movie apart from the few very basic traits. So I think it would be quite easy in this case to just say it's a code name and make a movie with a female protagonist.
Then again, I guess that would kind of ruin the point of James Bond which has always been oriented towards straight male audiences, I mean some of the old movies are just straight up sexist so I guess making this a progressive franchise wouldn't really sit well with the audience. (2/2)
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So yeah in principle I agree, I just don't really see how James Bond of all things became the point of contention. That guy was played by so many different actors and his personality also changes with each movie apart from the few very basic traits. So I think it would be quite easy in this case to just say it's a code name and make a movie with a female protagonist.
Then again, I guess that would kind of ruin the point of James Bond which has always been oriented towards straight male audiences, I mean some of the old movies are just straight up sexist so I guess making this a progressive franchise wouldn't really sit well with the audience. (2/2)
Nothing sexier than a girl speaking the truth 18 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Lol thanks, I hate it when people just blindly down vote without giving their opinion, it doesn't help the discussion at all.
I suppose you're right. I too am tired of all these remakes that have been popping up lately so some fresh franchises would be welcome. I just feel like this is a situation where you can't really win – either you remake a character, that gets people pissed. Or you make a new one with the same archetype and genre, that will get you accused of copying another franchise. The second one I think is especially perilous to do because if you're an indie filmmaker using the same archetype and concepts as a big franchise owned by a big company, there might be lawsuits coming at your head. And we know how trigger-happy some companies are with lawsuits... I suppose the best solution is to make a spin-off with different characters in the same universe, that way you get the publicity that comes with a big name and you get to use your ideas... (1/2)
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I suppose you're right. I too am tired of all these remakes that have been popping up lately so some fresh franchises would be welcome. I just feel like this is a situation where you can't really win – either you remake a character, that gets people pissed. Or you make a new one with the same archetype and genre, that will get you accused of copying another franchise. The second one I think is especially perilous to do because if you're an indie filmmaker using the same archetype and concepts as a big franchise owned by a big company, there might be lawsuits coming at your head. And we know how trigger-happy some companies are with lawsuits... I suppose the best solution is to make a spin-off with different characters in the same universe, that way you get the publicity that comes with a big name and you get to use your ideas... (1/2)
You're a Harry wizard 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Doubt it.
I googled it and only found this meme reposted on a bunch of websites.
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I googled it and only found this meme reposted on a bunch of websites.
Somebody paid for dinner 9 comments
Haha True 5 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
It's usually not the teacher's fault that the school printers suck ass. In many cases they do this to make tests more interesting instead of always doing multiple choice or whatever. But they definitely should take the bad quality of the images into account. In my experience they usually don't because one or two kids managed to guess it correctly so "the entire class just must've not been trying hard enough".
I still don't envy teachers though, it is an incredibly ungrateful job and you need to be really passionate about it not to implode after some time.
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I still don't envy teachers though, it is an incredibly ungrateful job and you need to be really passionate about it not to implode after some time.
Sadbob 4 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Honestly I'm the timid (read: boring) friend and I feel the same when I overreach my socialization limits.
Nothing sexier than a girl speaking the truth 18 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Ha! That comment is gold.
(But yeah James Bond is indeed an asshole in general. Not to mention the straight up rapey stuff from the earlier movies)
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(But yeah James Bond is indeed an asshole in general. Not to mention the straight up rapey stuff from the earlier movies)
Nothing sexier than a girl speaking the truth 18 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
@xvarnah I agree that it's better to make a new character than just cash in on an existing franchise, BUT I feel like people who say they want to remake superheroes and famous male characters into female characters may have a point in that most of these characters were created at a time when strong women weren't really a thing (unless they were fighting fucktoys) and those characters already have a well established franchise behind them, so it's a lot harder for new female characters to get popular because they don't have an existing franchise behind them and also might get accused for trying to rip off these existing male characters.
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Until next year 15 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
You're welcome, though for anyone who isn't a fundamentalist nut this wouldn't be a compliment.
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The cool fresh pads make me feel like I've installed air conditioner to my woman cave. 10 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Some people are just afraid of periods I guess
Also that Satan is hot, damn
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Also that Satan is hot, damn