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Anon loves his granny 1 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
So wholesome
My long time friend 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
He looks like he's excited about something and wants to tell you but isn't sure if you're paying attention so he wants to wait for the right time
Idk why I thought of that. Maybe because I'm shy and I know how crucial timing is when you don't want to be the brute who always interrupts everyone but at the end of the day you always miss it and end up not saying anything.
Edit: I also just noticed the poop emoji behind him. Idk why but it cracked me up.
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Idk why I thought of that. Maybe because I'm shy and I know how crucial timing is when you don't want to be the brute who always interrupts everyone but at the end of the day you always miss it and end up not saying anything.
Edit: I also just noticed the poop emoji behind him. Idk why but it cracked me up.
Endurable soggy abstracted Locust 15 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Lol and here I thought I was the only one playing like that
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The more you know 15 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Not married but I'd say this is true. My boyfriend almost never cleans so to see him finally clean something for fucking once would dissuade me from arguing.
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The more you know 15 comments
This is pretty well what we have been saying this whole time 28 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Maybe I'm a bit out of the loop but I don't get how that's relevant? The way to help isn't to just give away everything you have at once but by paying your taxes which, y'know, many ultra rich celebrities dodge.
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Look on the bright side 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
The only one displaying toxic behavior is you for getting defensive and calling people toxic for an obvious joke, my dude.
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Let's give a round of applause for this man 7 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
A great argument I've heard as a response to this whole "how dare the media elevate this woman when it was a team effort" thing is, Neil Armstrong also had a team behind him. A much, much larger team, in fact. Yet, is or was anyone ever doubting the man? Did anyone flip out over people remembering his name and not the names of the whole team, saying he "just" planted a flag? Heck, most people can't even name the other two men who were on the moon with Armstrong.
I don't want to read too much into this, but I honestly think that if Katie was a man, this debacle wouldn't even exist.
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I don't want to read too much into this, but I honestly think that if Katie was a man, this debacle wouldn't even exist.
Look on the bright side 8 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Excuse you Eric Idle didn't make generations of people laugh just to be remembered as "the guy from Casper"
That dream didn't quite cut it... 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Oh man.
You just reminded me of that...uhm, very interesting dream I had about Loki last night.
You just reminded me of that...uhm, very interesting dream I had about Loki last night.
Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I agree about the 'oo', I just put that as an example of a word people can relate to.
Not so much about the 'sheer' part though. The most correct someone with an American accent can get is imo like 'sure', but if you're British you just don't pronounce the R at all so I guess with a British accent it could sound a bit like 'sheer', definitely not with an American accent though.
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Not so much about the 'sheer' part though. The most correct someone with an American accent can get is imo like 'sure', but if you're British you just don't pronounce the R at all so I guess with a British accent it could sound a bit like 'sheer', definitely not with an American accent though.
Borcht whisperer 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
He doesn't mean it in a condescending way, his voice just sounds like that. And he always follows up with a hug/kiss and helps me with whatever I'm angry about.
I've known him for 7 years before we even started dating so I think I know quite well whether he's good for me or not.
I know you meant well though so even though I don't agree with it, thank you for the advice nonetheless ^_^
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I've known him for 7 years before we even started dating so I think I know quite well whether he's good for me or not.
I know you meant well though so even though I don't agree with it, thank you for the advice nonetheless ^_^
Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Worcester is pronounced like Wooster. Like rooster but with a W at the beginning. Shire isn't pronounced like the Shire in Middle Earth, but like New Hampshire, so it sounds more like "sure". So the whole thing is pronounced like wooster-sure. It's really easy once you stop trying to force the R and the C in there as many people do.
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My bf 11 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I don't use a lot of soap though, I usually fill the plates with some water so that the bits of food don't dry up and get stuck, when you do that you need just a tiny bit of soap when you wash them.
Borcht whisperer 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Lol my boyfriend is the complete opposite. I'm generally a calm person but everyone gets a tad angry about small things sometimes, like when you accidentally drop something, it feels almost obligatory to let out an "ugh" or a heavy sigh. This is the kind of thing you usually ignore but my boyfriend always goes "callllm down" in this kinda condescending tone which always makes me even more angry.
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Nice Girls are not complicated!! 9 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I don't like getting flowers.
I like flowers when I see them growing in a field or on the side of the road or whatever. But that's where they're supposed to be, y'know? Not cut and slowly dying in a vase.
Besides, what the fuck would I do with a flower? Give me chocolate instead. Or, if you want to give me something to admire, give me an art piece. Yours, preferably. I don't appreciate gifts out of obligation, if you really want to show you care, put some more thought into it than "I'll get her a flower because that's the conventional thing to do". I'd rather receive one gift with some thought put into it than a thousand flowers. That's also why I don't really like celebrating my birthday, or even Christmas I don't enjoy very much. Because it's so much about obligation to give *something* rather than genuine care.
But maybe I'm just weird idk.
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I like flowers when I see them growing in a field or on the side of the road or whatever. But that's where they're supposed to be, y'know? Not cut and slowly dying in a vase.
Besides, what the fuck would I do with a flower? Give me chocolate instead. Or, if you want to give me something to admire, give me an art piece. Yours, preferably. I don't appreciate gifts out of obligation, if you really want to show you care, put some more thought into it than "I'll get her a flower because that's the conventional thing to do". I'd rather receive one gift with some thought put into it than a thousand flowers. That's also why I don't really like celebrating my birthday, or even Christmas I don't enjoy very much. Because it's so much about obligation to give *something* rather than genuine care.
But maybe I'm just weird idk.
Youth's Attitude Nowadays 4 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
"Youth's Attitude Nowadays"
Excuse you I am a youth and I scoff at these irresponsible privileged shits
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Excuse you I am a youth and I scoff at these irresponsible privileged shits