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Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
For those of you who didn't get the obvious point, he's talking about wealth disparity statistics, not actually himself and his boss
Human life cycle 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Reverse necromancer
So... Just someone who kills people?
Much needed skill! 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I've done various martial arts over the years (right now I do MMA for example) so let me tell you, stuff like this isn't nearly as hard as it looks
You just gotta not be afraid to put some speed into it and your body is going to do the rest
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Bastard 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Well the first post did say bastard so I guess it's his name
Damn them 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
My entire family when I was a teen and had a lot of pimples: "Ewww gross do you not wash your face?! It's easy to get rid of pimples if you just wash your face!"
My entire family now that I know it's because my hormones are unbalanced, which could've been helped but they decided not to (my gynecologist said I should take birth control to steady the hormones but my parents were afraid it'd turn me into a slut or something): *awkward silence*
Hank. His name is Hank 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
With affirmative action I can kinda get the point, to give less privileged kids from areas with worse schools and services another chance.
But rich dickheads using bribery for their dumb kids to get to good schools is an entirely different thing imo.
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Outstanding move 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Speaking of Shamalamadingdong, what did y'all think of Glass?
I don't get the hate, I thought it was pretty good. Not genius level good, more like "guy pretending to be a genius and coming off as pretentious but still kinda smart" good. But still good. James McAvoy absolutely nailed the performance again.
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How you don't believe in God afterwards? 18 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah but that's like a campfire. Huge, intense flames like those could probably reach a temperature hot enough to melt gold.
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Anon loves his granny 1 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
So wholesome
My long time friend 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
He looks like he's excited about something and wants to tell you but isn't sure if you're paying attention so he wants to wait for the right time
Idk why I thought of that. Maybe because I'm shy and I know how crucial timing is when you don't want to be the brute who always interrupts everyone but at the end of the day you always miss it and end up not saying anything.
Edit: I also just noticed the poop emoji behind him. Idk why but it cracked me up.
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Endurable soggy abstracted Locust 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Lol and here I thought I was the only one playing like that
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The more you know 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Not married but I'd say this is true. My boyfriend almost never cleans so to see him finally clean something for fucking once would dissuade me from arguing.
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The more you know 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah wow that's domestic abuse, I'm glad you left her
This is pretty well what we have been saying this whole time 28 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@vitklim Wow, you can regurgitate an edgy quote, that deserves a round of applause. /s
As funkmasterrex said, taxing the rich isn't communism, not even close.
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This is pretty well what we have been saying this whole time 28 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That is a good point. anti homeless spikes are a goddamn atrocity
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This is pretty well what we have been saying this whole time 28 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Maybe I'm a bit out of the loop but I don't get how that's relevant? The way to help isn't to just give away everything you have at once but by paying your taxes which, y'know, many ultra rich celebrities dodge.
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Look on the bright side 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
The only one displaying toxic behavior is you for getting defensive and calling people toxic for an obvious joke, my dude.
Let's give a round of applause for this man 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
THANK YOU
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Let's give a round of applause for this man 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
A great argument I've heard as a response to this whole "how dare the media elevate this woman when it was a team effort" thing is, Neil Armstrong also had a team behind him. A much, much larger team, in fact. Yet, is or was anyone ever doubting the man? Did anyone flip out over people remembering his name and not the names of the whole team, saying he "just" planted a flag? Heck, most people can't even name the other two men who were on the moon with Armstrong.
I don't want to read too much into this, but I honestly think that if Katie was a man, this debacle wouldn't even exist.
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Look on the bright side 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Excuse you Eric Idle didn't make generations of people laugh just to be remembered as "the guy from Casper"
KAle 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Kale chips are great tho
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That dream didn't quite cut it... 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
*cartoonish nosebleed*
That dream didn't quite cut it... 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Oh man.
You just reminded me of that...uhm, very interesting dream I had about Loki last night.
Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Sheer and fire don't rhyme at all though?
Wh**e-sister-shire 16 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I agree about the 'oo', I just put that as an example of a word people can relate to.
Not so much about the 'sheer' part though. The most correct someone with an American accent can get is imo like 'sure', but if you're British you just don't pronounce the R at all so I guess with a British accent it could sound a bit like 'sheer', definitely not with an American accent though.