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Padipata interactive punching bag 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
His guard is dropping with every punch, too. You wanna get punched square in the nose? This is how you get punched square in the nose.
Also the punching bag is an interesting idea but I'm not sure how it would stand actual strong punches (I'm assuming there's some electronics inside, correct me if I'm wrong). If it's just for coordination, then cool, the dude's not so much punching as he's stroking it so I'm guessing strength isn't the main point. But if you've ever been in a gym with pumped up people after an exhausting training session, you know any electronics in there wouldn't stand a chance. It'd break after half a minute.
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Double cat 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Doubly chonk
The poooor people 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Is that some slang I don't understand?
How did this happen? 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I know this will probably be an unpopular opinion but I think Family Guy is trash.
South Park at least has commentary and some kind of point in each episode, Family Guy is just shock value.
Heartwarming 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Competition, apparently :( the only news I've seen about this was here https://www.philly.com/food/rosas-fresh-pizza-pay-it-forward-mason-wartman-20190429.html
The Rosa's fresh pizza website is still up but neither the business's Facebook page nor Mason's Twitter or Instagram account have been very active lately so I guess the news is legit.
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Gamers! It is time! 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That just looks like a carcass frozen in place
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Bless bessies **** 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
So I haven't watched the show, just read the books, so I might be a bit out of the loop. But I really like the idea of king Gendry and queen Arya.
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Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ah, that would make sense.
Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean yeah but you don't even have to bite it, you just touch it and the poison goes through the skin directly. What would that be called?
My instinct tells me venomous would be more fitting because the poison gets absorbed via a different kind of contact than eating the thing, but most websites say poisonous when it comes to for example the small colorful frogs so idk. English is weird.
Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
First rule of nature: if it's colorful it's probably venomous (or poisonous? What's it called when the poison is secreted through the skin?). Unless it's birds I guess.
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That's some backwards thinking 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Also most pro-lifers I met were against social security of any kind.
So they want the baby to be born because its mother *might* have been irresponsible at some point in her life (they always conveniently forget about rape or malfunctioning birth control) but once it's born it can starve to death for all they care.
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He knew what he was getting 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@silvermyth Same. I suck at drawing everything else tho
F**king savage 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Was it a jar of chilli?
Damn son 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm not a native speaker, didn't know the were called that
Also this was two years ago ffs
Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I used to subscribe to this philosophy as well but turns out weight loss is a bit more complicated than that.
I used to be on a strict 1200kcal diet a while back, and it worked great... until it didn't. Turns out your metabolism slows down to a crawl when you *just* count calories, which totally demotivated me and I gained the weight back. Now I count calories but have a cheat day every Sunday where I eat around 2000 calories to keep my metabolism fast, and I also work out more. Turns out your body is good at adapting to your environment. Working out makes you stronger and thinner not just because of the energy you lose but also because your body tried to ada to the physical stress.
Also, you do need nutrients otherwise you're going to have health problems. For example not having enough magnesium makes you have muscle cramps more often. So yeah technically in today's day and age you can't die by not eating properly but your health will get worse.
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Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Indeed. But I think it'd be manageable if you also drank a cup of tea with it or something. Especially tea with milk is really filling.
Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean yeah cereal is basically candy
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Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
For those of you who didn't get the obvious point, he's talking about wealth disparity statistics, not actually himself and his boss
Human life cycle 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Reverse necromancer
So... Just someone who kills people?
Much needed skill! 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I've done various martial arts over the years (right now I do MMA for example) so let me tell you, stuff like this isn't nearly as hard as it looks
You just gotta not be afraid to put some speed into it and your body is going to do the rest
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Bastard 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Well the first post did say bastard so I guess it's his name
Damn them 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
My entire family when I was a teen and had a lot of pimples: "Ewww gross do you not wash your face?! It's easy to get rid of pimples if you just wash your face!"
My entire family now that I know it's because my hormones are unbalanced, which could've been helped but they decided not to (my gynecologist said I should take birth control to steady the hormones but my parents were afraid it'd turn me into a slut or something): *awkward silence*
Hank. His name is Hank 10 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
With affirmative action I can kinda get the point, to give less privileged kids from areas with worse schools and services another chance.
But rich dickheads using bribery for their dumb kids to get to good schools is an entirely different thing imo.
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Outstanding move 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Speaking of Shamalamadingdong, what did y'all think of Glass?
I don't get the hate, I thought it was pretty good. Not genius level good, more like "guy pretending to be a genius and coming off as pretentious but still kinda smart" good. But still good. James McAvoy absolutely nailed the performance again.
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How you don't believe in God afterwards? 18 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yeah but that's like a campfire. Huge, intense flames like those could probably reach a temperature hot enough to melt gold.
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