Ewqua

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Good name for a good boi 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I wanna get a bald cat and name him General Catobi, because he is a bald one.
But I also don't want to get a cat from a breeder and bald cats are usually not found in shelters so I'll just get a regular cat, I won't worry about the name and I'll give it lots of love and cuddles.
It will be a banger 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Hmm makes me think if referring to vehicles as "she" is now also gonna be a car thing, when previously it was just a ship thing.
I seriously need to know 25 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm not a native English speaker, in my language we pronounce it as peh-khan but whenever I heard it in English it was pee-khan. Idk according to Google pee-khan is British English and puh-khan is American English.
Satan ? No thnx 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Afaik there are some disputes whether the number of the Beast is 666 or 616. So you might want to check if the school skips that number too.
Well shit 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yes
Women are crazy for not letting pedos rape kids
When will the government stop our sinful hands
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If you ever wondered 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I thought he just had it lodged in his armpit but this is way funnier
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Padipata interactive punching bag 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
His guard is dropping with every punch, too. You wanna get punched square in the nose? This is how you get punched square in the nose.
Also the punching bag is an interesting idea but I'm not sure how it would stand actual strong punches (I'm assuming there's some electronics inside, correct me if I'm wrong). If it's just for coordination, then cool, the dude's not so much punching as he's stroking it so I'm guessing strength isn't the main point. But if you've ever been in a gym with pumped up people after an exhausting training session, you know any electronics in there wouldn't stand a chance. It'd break after half a minute.
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Double cat 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Doubly chonk
The poooor people 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Is that some slang I don't understand?
How did this happen? 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I know this will probably be an unpopular opinion but I think Family Guy is trash.
South Park at least has commentary and some kind of point in each episode, Family Guy is just shock value.
Heartwarming 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Competition, apparently :( the only news I've seen about this was here https://www.philly.com/food/rosas-fresh-pizza-pay-it-forward-mason-wartman-20190429.html
The Rosa's fresh pizza website is still up but neither the business's Facebook page nor Mason's Twitter or Instagram account have been very active lately so I guess the news is legit.
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Gamers! It is time! 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That just looks like a carcass frozen in place
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Bless bessies **** 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
So I haven't watched the show, just read the books, so I might be a bit out of the loop. But I really like the idea of king Gendry and queen Arya.
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Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ah, that would make sense.
Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean yeah but you don't even have to bite it, you just touch it and the poison goes through the skin directly. What would that be called?
My instinct tells me venomous would be more fitting because the poison gets absorbed via a different kind of contact than eating the thing, but most websites say poisonous when it comes to for example the small colorful frogs so idk. English is weird.
Yeets stressfully 21 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
First rule of nature: if it's colorful it's probably venomous (or poisonous? What's it called when the poison is secreted through the skin?). Unless it's birds I guess.
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That's some backwards thinking 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Also most pro-lifers I met were against social security of any kind.
So they want the baby to be born because its mother *might* have been irresponsible at some point in her life (they always conveniently forget about rape or malfunctioning birth control) but once it's born it can starve to death for all they care.
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He knew what he was getting 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@silvermyth Same. I suck at drawing everything else tho
F**king savage 9 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Was it a jar of chilli?
Damn son 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm not a native speaker, didn't know the were called that
Also this was two years ago ffs
Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I used to subscribe to this philosophy as well but turns out weight loss is a bit more complicated than that.
I used to be on a strict 1200kcal diet a while back, and it worked great... until it didn't. Turns out your metabolism slows down to a crawl when you *just* count calories, which totally demotivated me and I gained the weight back. Now I count calories but have a cheat day every Sunday where I eat around 2000 calories to keep my metabolism fast, and I also work out more. Turns out your body is good at adapting to your environment. Working out makes you stronger and thinner not just because of the energy you lose but also because your body tried to ada to the physical stress.
Also, you do need nutrients otherwise you're going to have health problems. For example not having enough magnesium makes you have muscle cramps more often. So yeah technically in today's day and age you can't die by not eating properly but your health will get worse.
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Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Indeed. But I think it'd be manageable if you also drank a cup of tea with it or something. Especially tea with milk is really filling.
Right in the boin loin 15 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I mean yeah cereal is basically candy
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Well there's quite a few factors 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
For those of you who didn't get the obvious point, he's talking about wealth disparity statistics, not actually himself and his boss
Human life cycle 7 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Reverse necromancer
So... Just someone who kills people?