Me

But it's the same person

I don't remember comics but I do remember tattoos!

I have no idea who talked to a donkey
But Muhammad had a flying donkey, right?
Idk all these Judaism sequels are confusing to me.

Here's my two cents (I'm a woman though so maybe my opinion doesn't count here. Also yes I understand it's a joke but I've seen variations of this all over the internet so I'm guessing there's a grain of truthfulness in these jokes): if you worry about your masculinity so much that everything you do has to reflect how "not gay" you are, that screams insecurities to me. I find men who genuinely enjoy their hobbies, even if they are not traditionally masculine hobbies, much cooler than dudes who pretend to like manly things just for the "masculine prestige". In other words, the dude who bakes pink cupcakes with sprinkles and is willing to defend his hobby from arseholes is imo more manly than the dude who tries so hard to let everyone know how cool cars and sports are just so that they can nod and clap to how masculine he is for liking them.
That said if you genuinely enjoy stereotypically gender conforming things, all the power to you, don't let anyone shame you either.

Cobras are majestic animals, how dare you try to kill them off ya tea sipping twats

*Photoshop

Tbh 8AM classes aren't that bad if you don't have a lot of classes afterwards. Going from 8AM to like 5 PM (or even 8PM sometimes in my case) with only a few breaks is deadly, I know it might sound enticing to stuff all your classes into two or three days a week to have freedom for the rest of the week but you're gonna hate going to school if you do that. Which, y'know, is kinda demotivating if you wanna finish that degree. Luckily I've learned my lesson in the first semester and spaced out my classes a bit better in the following semesters.
8AM classes with only one class afterwards are great imo, you have tons of free time AND you'll get stuff done since you'll be in a studying mood.

Oh captain my captain
I'm not crying, you're crying ;_;

He has the eyebrows for it

The little dog's reaction to the stuffed dog tho

I 100% agree with the message, but is it just me or are the pictures edited?

How old were you when you found out it doesn't really matter as long as there are no significant changes in the product's texture, color or feel

"RyanCreamer" good name, good message, good dude.

Organizing is the shit. It may take you a few hours or even days if you're a mega hoarder but having a new, functioning system in your closet/apartment/whatever is such a good feeling.

Wow okay this legitimately explains the last few months of my life. I'm a bit worried now

When you wanna hang out with the boys but you have to babysit your little bro