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‘the kiss of life’ 5 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Why nsfw?
Ricky Gervais weighs in 13 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
It sure would if it's structured as well as the argument of that tweet.
Don't get me wrong I think Ricky Gervais is a smart guy overall, but this tweet is a load of horseshit.
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Don't get me wrong I think Ricky Gervais is a smart guy overall, but this tweet is a load of horseshit.
Ricky Gervais weighs in 13 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Step aside Statue of Unity, Ricky Gervais just broke the world record for the biggest statue by creating the biggest, fattest strawman in the universe.
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Pants missing 5 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
He wants to play with SpongeBob but the clap of his ass cheeks keeps annoying Squidward
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Pineapple doesn't go on a pizza 4 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I guess flat cakes is meant as the opposite of deep dish? Idk maybe it's a joke I don't get because I'm not American and therefore not acquainted with these pizza chains
Anyway I think pineapple and ham on pizza isn't bad. The fruit + meat combination isn't at all unheard of and I don't get why so many people rage about it. I mean it's not my favorite because I'm more into spicy stuff but it's alright.
Also, anyone ever tried that pea + mayo pizza the internet's been obsessing over a few months back? It sounds gross but might actually be interesting.
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Anyway I think pineapple and ham on pizza isn't bad. The fruit + meat combination isn't at all unheard of and I don't get why so many people rage about it. I mean it's not my favorite because I'm more into spicy stuff but it's alright.
Also, anyone ever tried that pea + mayo pizza the internet's been obsessing over a few months back? It sounds gross but might actually be interesting.
Let's see it 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I never understood these memes
You shouldn't hide stuff from your partner. If you have something to hide, they're gonna find out sooner or later and your relationship is not gonna last.
I'd let my bf go through my phone any day because I have nothing to hide
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You shouldn't hide stuff from your partner. If you have something to hide, they're gonna find out sooner or later and your relationship is not gonna last.
I'd let my bf go through my phone any day because I have nothing to hide
Anyone else?! 10 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
We still have them at home.
One for movies, one for games
Most of which are pirated
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One for movies, one for games
Most of which are pirated
How do you eat your meat? 7 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I prefer my steaks well done because I like the charred flavor more than the juiciness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Drying your wets is crucial to the process 2 comments
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot 2 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
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We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
Le ree 2 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
1) lives on eggs which are mainly protein
2) carries a bunch of baskets full of eggs
Larry should be freaking jacked
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2) carries a bunch of baskets full of eggs
Larry should be freaking jacked
It’s true, happiness when fed 11 comments
Long read, worth it for the confused laughter (NSFW cos it vamp fanfiction) 3 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Wow
The author is like the female Onision, terrible writer and will literally send you death threats if you criticize his crap.
Except Onision actually somehow managed to get his crap published. Somehow.
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The author is like the female Onision, terrible writer and will literally send you death threats if you criticize his crap.
Except Onision actually somehow managed to get his crap published. Somehow.
Jesus 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
I definitely get that.
Historically, that's what people did, and it's reflected in old depictions of Jesus. I was specifically talking about people today, we have all this scientific proof of what he most likely looked like and people still get offended when you mention he wasn't a white tall dude with blue eyes.
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Historically, that's what people did, and it's reflected in old depictions of Jesus. I was specifically talking about people today, we have all this scientific proof of what he most likely looked like and people still get offended when you mention he wasn't a white tall dude with blue eyes.
Jesus 6 comments
ewqua
· 5 years ago
Idk why people today would think he looked white either. He was a middle eastern dude, apparently anthropologists think (based on the profile of the average man in that area at that time) that Jesus was short, stout (in a muscular sense) with brown skin and curly black hair and a beard.
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It's called FASHION sweetie 3 comments
Thanks teen vouge 9 comments