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*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Aww, nah it's good!
Let me give it a try
>.<
. ^
Unfortunately the period has to be there otherwise the second line would shift all the way to the left
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Wait a minute 2 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Moira!
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This is Gold my friends ! 12 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
It said female not woman so
Also it was the olden days they didn't quite know what we do now
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The post is sensitive 9 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I went to sleep at 5AM and woke up at 8AM today
I was writing my bachelor's thesis and suddenly it wasn't dark outside anymore
What has my life become
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Including the Van 4 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
And the car
Edit: ah crap that was the title. Quick, think of something witty. And the... Uh... yeah I got nothing. And the Scooby snacks? Idk.
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Love yourself hours 7 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Thank you
My boyfriend is mad at me for something he does all the time so I don't feel very loved right now
Generic american slices from sunnyacres! 12 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
"sandwich slices"
What the hell man
More Ewoks please! 7 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
There are many ethnic minorities there actually
Russia is fucking huge and two thirds of the territory are in Asia
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Finding a song&gt;Sex 11 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I heard A city called Heaven in a theater play but they played/sang it a little differently and very quietly to match the style of the play, so I couldn't make out the lyrics almost at all. My heard skipped a beat when I randomly heard it somewhere else a few months later and could finally check what song it was
Finding a song&gt;Sex 11 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
*Ievan, with an i, not Levan. You can even hear it in the lyrics when they sing about Ieva (pronounced ee-yeh-vah), a Finnish version of Eva or Eve
Also *Polkka
I don't wanna sound like a pedant it's just that I love the song (especially the Korpiklaani version) and I'd like people to know it properly :)
Weakness disgusts me 11 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Not if you close the lid fast enough so that the smell doesn't escape when you're done
No wifi, no phone. Just talks and smile 10 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
That food looks delicious
Damn it now I'm hungry
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Put it in rice 9 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
So yeah moral of the story is don't think highly of managers who make six figure salaries. In big companies like this it's often more about loyalty and boot licking than skill and you can get far when you're good at pretending to be working. You just gotta sacrifice 90% of your brainpower I guess. Seriously it was impossible for me to do the tasks I was given without turning off my brain. So many dysfunctional shit I had to work with. I'm glad I quit though, I wouldn't want to become an office drone.
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Put it in rice 9 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
and when I contacted them they didn't respond, so I was forced to schedule the meeting anyway and they didn't show up.
But the cherry on top was how petty she got when I told her I was quitting. I told her I'd quit by the end of the week in private, so she wouldn't seem like an asshole boss in front of the whole office (even though judging by the way she treated me in front of everyone I'd guess they realized she was an asshole). The next day, she loudly announced in front of everyone that she was firing me. Not that I cared what the other corporate drones thought about me, but holy shit was that a petty move. When I was packing stuff, returning the work PC and phone, I asked what to do with the key card they gave me, and she smugly replied "turn it in at the reception, I already told them we fired you" ... she apparently fed this lie to everyone and their mother, that's who petty she was. I wasn't even mad anymore, it was hilarious at that point. (3/3)
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Put it in rice 9 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
My direct superior (I was her assistant actually) was a character of her own. Not in a good way. She was constantly doing the thing where you pretend to complain about something but actually you're bragging, like "Oh I'm so tired from attending all these important meetings!" and such. She would give me incorrect instructions and then complain when I followed them and didn't instead magically know what I was supposed to do. She was present during the job interview and she just flat out lied to my face about my working hours, which is what made me quit because it slowed down the progress on my bachelor's thesis. She wouldn't explain the project terms they used during the meetings, even though I asked her several times, and get mad when I wrote them down incorrectly in my notes and then fixed it once I realized what they were. When I scheduled meetings, some of the employees didn't use Google calendar for theirs so I didn't know their schedule, (2/3)
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Put it in rice 9 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Story time, a few months ago I had this part time job at a large corporation (a bank to be more precise). I quit after a month because it was intellectually stifling like you wouldn't believe. Everybody above me was a manager of something to the point it was an empty word. They had a fuckton of meetings every day which I attended to make notes. Nothing ever got resolved during any of those meetings, and this wasn't like a weekly evaluation kind of thing, this was the project department, things were supposed to actually be going somewhere. The people I've met all had some crappy business school education, clearly they all went to the easiest schools possible just to get a diploma because they were unable to do anything besides parroting corporate buzzwords during meetings and setting up automated out-of-office emails. Everybody acted so superior and smug towards me and tried his or her hardest to get me into a gotcha moment, like when I didn't know a corporate buzzword (1/3)
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Geology jokes rock 30 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Those are nice too! But hematite has these blood red undertones that I like
Joyrides at night 6 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
It seems very strange to me
That her quiet lonely streets
Draped in all their mystery
Could be so sweet and comforting
(The Night by Aurelio Voltaire)
Glo up! 11 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Jason Momoa is Hawaiian, it makes perfect sense with the theme of the character
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Geology jokes rock 30 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I like Hematite
The most goth rock
The game designers when hearing this suggestion: Mm, yes, logical. 3 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I just realized this works both as a Simpsons joke and a Hemingway joke
Hehehe
The game designers when hearing this suggestion: Mm, yes, logical. 3 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
"old man yells at sea"
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The sign of the GODS 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
*insert obvious Hitler joke*
No im not gonna describe my post 6 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Yeepers creepers
Purple cum! 74 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Black black tea.
uh...
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