"we leave greed to others"
*massively underpays and overworks their employees*
Yeah, you sure do...

When you go battle the Archdemon in Dragon Age: Origins and everyone's cheering you on and the music is on point... I cry every time.
Especially if you've befriended Morrigan before and she hits you with the "Live well, my friend. Live gloriously." ;_;

Bruh, ever heard of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation?

Ever since CJ failed to follow the damn train, Big Smoke decided from then on he'd do all the following himself

Damn I wish I had those abs

Your parents cut spaghetti for you?

Maybe she's moving it out of there?

"Exertion montage"
I love it

It's written as a joke but it makes a good point, many of the recent mass murderers, especially young school shooters, list fame/notoriety as one of the main reasons why they did it.

"It may, however, be a mistake to jump to conclusions"
...You sure?

Moira!

It said female not woman so
Also it was the olden days they didn't quite know what we do now

I went to sleep at 5AM and woke up at 8AM today
I was writing my bachelor's thesis and suddenly it wasn't dark outside anymore
What has my life become

Thank you
My boyfriend is mad at me for something he does all the time so I don't feel very loved right now

"sandwich slices"
What the hell man

I heard A city called Heaven in a theater play but they played/sang it a little differently and very quietly to match the style of the play, so I couldn't make out the lyrics almost at all. My heard skipped a beat when I randomly heard it somewhere else a few months later and could finally check what song it was