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Extra hot 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*the plate
While the food is still cold
The egyptians were right all along! 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
They used to say abortion is murder... now they say choosing not to have children is murder as well. How much further will they keep moving the goalposts?
*stomps in Air Force Ones* 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Mfw I thrift and look better than bitches in expensive athleisure for 10% of the price ╮(. ᴗ .)╭
Sarcastic quips aside, I actually don't judge or care if that's the style you like. I just think paying a lot of money for something that was made by a Chinese child for $2 isn't a super smart way to go about it. And thrift stores have gotten really good as of late, people are usually really surprised when I tell them 90% of my stuff is thrifted because it's in such a good state.
I also bought a sewing machine recently so I can fit my clothes better. Especially shirts because having big boobs and a small waist is a freaking curse with non-elastic clothing.
Anon is the apple man 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Damn
I hope Anon finds love, he seems like a nice, hard-working dude.
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Pls share!!! 33 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Capitalists: "greed and selfishness are good and help people improve, don't blame people for being greedy"
Also capitalists: "if govt officials weren't so greedy and easy to bribe the problem wouldn't exist"
Can't we just agree that the assholes who deny clean water to people for profit are just as bad as the assholes who get bribed by them into not pushing for sensible regulations?
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Pentagrams 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That would be an awesome thing to happen irl tho
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Anon is the apple man 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Beautiful story... but what's KHHV and NEET?
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Relatable 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Contempt causes blue balls?
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I've worn the same shoes for 5 years now 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Same, I'm a sucker for classic oxfords or regular old boots. But to each their own.
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I've worn the same shoes for 5 years now 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Speaking of shoes, am I the only one who finds the current trend where the top of the shoe looks like a sock absolutely atrocious?
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Uh oh 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ooooooooh I saw this earlier and I didn't get it, then I went to see Joker and I get it now.
Awesome movie btw, highly recommend. Phoenix's performance is absolutely incredible.
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Really told him 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I don't know about that but what about that pigeon bf game? (hatoful boyfriend)
Really told him 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
>guy who probably calls every console a Nintendo says there are no video games in Japan
This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is... advanced stupid.
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Reality check 43 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Can you blame us? It's always worked for men. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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By the Pope ! 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Dang, how did they manage to make candles that can burn for 700 years?
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Your NaN doesn't care about floating latex 33 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Do people think this is really helping their dead loved ones in any way? No, they're a corpse, they don't care, we only do it for us, out of our own sentimentality, and the planet suffers for it. I am in no way saying you should repress your mourning BUT there are better ways to do it. In fact, many funeral directors exploit the fact that the family is mourning to sell them overpriced crap like rubber lined coffins! But you can skip all this, have a natural burial and then instead of a gravestone you can have a little shrine at home with pictures of your deceased loved ones and, idk, put up flowers and candles. You don't have to buy into this just because it's the traditional ritual. (2/2)
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Your NaN doesn't care about floating latex 33 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
While we're on the topic, the funeral industry is harmful to the planet as well! Embalming fluids that seep into underground water, mining stone for gravestones, lacquered coffins with metal, polyester and rubber parts that obviously don't decompose particularly well, cremation (which is, however, still better than embalming by the way), and many other things that we do to our dead to make them look dignified. Not to mention the land we waste on cemeteries that could be used for growing crops! (1/2)
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"Laws can't prevent crime..." 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm European and the concept of someone just leaving your package at your door just sounds like the worst idea ever to me.
Here, they either try to deliver your thing again the next day or leave it at a nearby store which has some kind of deal with the transport company. They're really widespread now and you usually don't have to walk for more than around the corner.
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These 8 masterpieces 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Nothing can ever top Scottish swearwords
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Any toilet seat that does this bullshit. Sitting there and suddenly it feels like the 23 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The toilet seat at my boyfriend's parents' house keeps doing this, it's so annoying! But I feel like it'd be rude to ask them to fix it
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Super racoons 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Why would you throw away perfectly good protein bars :O
I'm not even a fitness enthusiast but protein bars taste so good to me
Forever cheesy 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Is this real? Can I start celebrating? I will never miss an opportunity to celebrate the fall of an unethical fast fashion company.
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One ticket to 9th circle of hell please 65 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It makes it even worse lol
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The LOTR confused 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Yup. Describes me and my bf perfectly.
It's a little infuriating to always have to be the person to take care of everything, though.
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Old mcdonald had a farm 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I have green eyes that look almost like green aquamarine under bright light but grey/brown in the dark. Maybe it's a similar situation, maybe his head is facing a light in the first picture but then turns away.