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Frenemies 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Or they could, y'know... do both? It's not like they don't have the budget. They just want to do something that benefits mainly them and maybe the charity as well.
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Frenemies 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It costs less to design and print a few posters and tell your employees not to serve Whoppers than actually donate a fair amount of money befitting a massive corporation like that. Whatever they spent in marketing is probably a lot less than what would be considered a proper donation given the worth of the company.
Also the whole "let's be friends with our competitors" shtick seems to be fairly common nowadays.
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Here I fixed it !!! 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Why does she have ombre on her skin
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Deadpool being Deadpool 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Well it's a better decision than actually taking them to see Deadpool. Seriously, don't bring your young kids to R-rated stuff, they're gonna get scared by the gore, start crying and ruin the experience for everyone.
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"goodnight mister flamegator" 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Goodnight Mister Flamegator
It's Mr. Claus 29 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Santa's also brown but you won't see any conservatives asking for accuracy there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A true master 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I cut my own hair and then tell MYSELF I don't like the haircut!
*dabs away*
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Hol up 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
A fashion designer representing a country. I'm sure it's gonna turn out great!
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Technically Boomer Humour. 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Not sure I'd call it "shaping up", more like... Idk I feel like everyone's an edgy conservative Ayn Rand lover when they're 14, but most people grow out of it.
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He asked if the dog was bilingual 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Well, if he can understand commands in both languages, that could count as bilingual
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Dyslexia is a real issue here 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Maybe they know ManBat is a different character in the DC universe
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Polarization 32 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Joke of the day
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Watashi no kokoro 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Are they? Omg I'm gonna cry tears of joy
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Insanity 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's almost like those are entirely different people's opinions or something
Watashi no kokoro 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
And do so as we please
Come along with me
To a cliff under a tree
Where we can gaze upon the water
As an everlasting dream
(I miss that show so much ಥ_ಥ)
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Snow cats 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
They look like my Maine Coon tomcat, so cute
For the "Get the Belt" Sketch 20 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Wow... I've never seen a comment that would disprove itself so perfectly. Just... wow
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Polarization 32 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Those are really vague statements that in reality don't say anything. Promote equality how? Because this can go many ways. Scientific advancement in which fields? Some people would say disciplines like psychology or sociology don't deserve the funding necessary for their advancement.
There's a difference between holding certain views but not wanting to be associated with parties or "sides" due to their tendency to get kind of tribalistic, and refusing to be pinned down to any position whatsoever. It's not a virtue if your views are this vague.
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The egyptians were right all along! 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's a joke about pro-lifers
And the fact that literally nobody is actually killing kids to stop climate change, people are just choosing not to have them
One fell swoop 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Necromorph
Extra hot 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*the plate
While the food is still cold
The egyptians were right all along! 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
They used to say abortion is murder... now they say choosing not to have children is murder as well. How much further will they keep moving the goalposts?
*stomps in Air Force Ones* 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Mfw I thrift and look better than bitches in expensive athleisure for 10% of the price ╮(. ᴗ .)╭
Sarcastic quips aside, I actually don't judge or care if that's the style you like. I just think paying a lot of money for something that was made by a Chinese child for $2 isn't a super smart way to go about it. And thrift stores have gotten really good as of late, people are usually really surprised when I tell them 90% of my stuff is thrifted because it's in such a good state.
I also bought a sewing machine recently so I can fit my clothes better. Especially shirts because having big boobs and a small waist is a freaking curse with non-elastic clothing.
Anon is the apple man 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Damn
I hope Anon finds love, he seems like a nice, hard-working dude.
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Pls share!!! 33 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Capitalists: "greed and selfishness are good and help people improve, don't blame people for being greedy"
Also capitalists: "if govt officials weren't so greedy and easy to bribe the problem wouldn't exist"
Can't we just agree that the assholes who deny clean water to people for profit are just as bad as the assholes who get bribed by them into not pushing for sensible regulations?
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