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CDPR reminding everyone that Cyberpunk 2077 won't have microtransactions like 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Tell that to their underpaid, overworked employees.
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It's not impossible but by the time you finish all of this it's almost 10 49 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Cooking is fun and cheap and I go to the gym before school/work. It's actually great, it gives me a lot of energy.
But yeah I have no time to relax. I usually get up at 5-6, go to the gym, go to school, then work, then I come home at 8, then wash the dishes. I usually cook and clean on the weekends for the whole week.
Friday is the only day I get home early, at like 12. And even then I have so much reading and homework to do I spend all that free time doing that.
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*laughs in Muslim* 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I mean, what do they mean by drugs? Anything that's addictive? Like sugar?
Would alcohol include foods that use wine for cooking?
Did Futurama (1999) just predict the future? 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I like how two of them just say "VOMIT"
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Wait whaaaht 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The time is 11:11
Idk if it means anything
I see this as an absolute win 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
When I was around 15-16, I was supposed to attend my cousin's wedding but I got really sick the day before so I couldn't. Back then I remembered saying to my mom "I'll just come to the next one" and she was kinda offended but turns out he divorced and did have a second wedding a few years later. And I did attend that one.
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Spine whip 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's a prop but it looks cool
How do people come up with this stuff? 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I have tall gums, and as a result of that, bitchy resting face. Because I don't want to smile or laugh to show them. :c
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Here I fixed it !!! 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I don't think tanning or fake tan are quite on the level of blackface since it's considered conventionally attractive for Caucasians to be tan. While I think agree that it's too much on her legs and it looks dumb compared to how pale her face is, I wouldn't necessarily get my panties in a twist about it. She's not doing blackface, they just fucked up her tan.
And while I think we should examine why it's attractive for Caucasians to look tan while many things about African people are not considered attractive by society (for example their naturally curly hair, which I personally think is gorgeous but there have been cases of schools requiring black students to straighten their hair which is just messed up), that's a different conversation from this model and her shitty tan.
Why u shrink so much? 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just stuff some crystals up your butt, duhhhhh
Boys bathrooms 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I've never seen any of that who loves who crap in girls' bathrooms in high school or uni. In my unit it's usually random thoughts and "go vegan" stickers.
Everyday is the same struggle 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's all spiked with sawdust anyway
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It's Mr. Claus 29 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
>joins conversation
>refuses to participate in said conversation because the responses are too long
Lol, amateur.
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Frenemies 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Or they could, y'know... do both? It's not like they don't have the budget. They just want to do something that benefits mainly them and maybe the charity as well.
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Frenemies 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It costs less to design and print a few posters and tell your employees not to serve Whoppers than actually donate a fair amount of money befitting a massive corporation like that. Whatever they spent in marketing is probably a lot less than what would be considered a proper donation given the worth of the company.
Also the whole "let's be friends with our competitors" shtick seems to be fairly common nowadays.
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Here I fixed it !!! 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Why does she have ombre on her skin
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Deadpool being Deadpool 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Well it's a better decision than actually taking them to see Deadpool. Seriously, don't bring your young kids to R-rated stuff, they're gonna get scared by the gore, start crying and ruin the experience for everyone.
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"goodnight mister flamegator" 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Goodnight Mister Flamegator
It's Mr. Claus 29 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Santa's also brown but you won't see any conservatives asking for accuracy there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A true master 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I cut my own hair and then tell MYSELF I don't like the haircut!
*dabs away*
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Hol up 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
A fashion designer representing a country. I'm sure it's gonna turn out great!
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Technically Boomer Humour. 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Not sure I'd call it "shaping up", more like... Idk I feel like everyone's an edgy conservative Ayn Rand lover when they're 14, but most people grow out of it.
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He asked if the dog was bilingual 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Well, if he can understand commands in both languages, that could count as bilingual
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Dyslexia is a real issue here 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Maybe they know ManBat is a different character in the DC universe
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Polarization 32 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Joke of the day
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