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Haircuts now and then 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I cut my own hair too. Didn't go to cosmetology school or anything, just learned it from YouTube tutorials, but it always turns out well. But to be fair I have long hair which is harder to mess up.
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His highly genius 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I've never tried it myself but I've heard that Kratom is like weed but a) has no side effects (for people who get paranoid on weed etc), b) actually makes you really productive. So if you study on Kratom, you might actually get highly educated!
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I don't question you how to live your life, bro 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I love this meme. The sassy sip at the end always gets me.
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Putting the suffer in suffrage 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just use a kitchen towel.
And groan like the Hulk. It works.
The old Gods seem a lot more relatable 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Omni Sue, ehhhh?
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Also how I get my wife’s attention 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"Play with me or this chair gets it"
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Who am I do disagree? 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm the opposite lol. When I was a teen my parents didn't let me wear all black and I wore clothes they bought for me. Then I moved out and now I wear all black (thrift stores ftw). It's not trying to show anyone how dark I am or whatever, I just think it looks really good.
Tell them , Winter came for house Abdullah 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Relatively sure that taking drastic measures to escape being raped every day would count as self defence, y'know if it was in a country that actually had common sense laws.
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Im the bad guy 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just because you're the 'bad guy' doesn't mean you're a 'bad' guy
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It's friendly 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
So one's entire gender identity can be reduced to one's hair color and attention seeking? Ok boomer indeed
It's friendly 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It seems you don't understand gender tbh
The woo hooing must end 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
/watch?v=U6Jogncx9Hk
Facts!!! Mcdank!! :D lol 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Maybe it's just the case where I live but in my country McDonald's is so shit. KFC is much better.
This is 100% true, probably 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ok but am I the only one who's concerned that the song is basically about cheating on your so because you're bored
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The woo hooing must end 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The enemies with child one got me
Mainly because it reminded me of the "One thing worse than a rapist" video
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It's friendly 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Kids don't understand gender. Pushing these stereotypes onto them like what colors to wear or what toys they can and can't play with is more "retarded" than the opposite. Let them play with whatever they want, let them figure out what clothes they like.
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Yes. Yes we should 13 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The ads are getting smarter
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So do I do this until I die or what 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ok...but I still go to school? I have lectures every day. You mean like different from high school? Because then yeah obviously. High school was a walk in the park compared to this.
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So do I do this until I die or what 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Dude. I have at least 500 pages of reading every week. And it's not just reading, it's reading plus making notes plus because I'm either quizzed or have to write an essay afterwards. Right now I'm doing homework (or, taking a break from doing it I guess) I've been working on since 7AM (it's 5PM now). It depends on what kind of job you have, obviously. Right now I work at a small company so there's a lot of work to do, but if you work as an office drone in a big corporation, chances are you spend 20% of your time filling in spreadsheets and the remaining 80% scratching your ass and pretending to work. I used to work at a big corp, it was chock full of useless people like that, and all of them had a superiority complex too, so maybe I'm just biased by that experience. But just I don't think people like that who go to work just to sit there and drink coffee deserve to complain about their 9-5 when people like me get up at 6AM everyday and come back home at 8PM.
Roses are red, oranges have peals 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ok I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theorist here but do y'all think that maybe this whole "was it murder or suicide" thing might just be a distraction from the fact he's still out there somewhere and the corpse is just a body double with his face put on by a plastic surgeon?
I'm just saying, him and all the elites involved were used to hiding, trickery, evading the law with meticulous precision before. It's weird to me that they'd all just mess up so badly one day.
Beethoven gave up 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ok but can we talk about how pretty Schubert's is?
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So do I do this until I die or what 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I have a job while studying for my Master's degree. The job is waaaaaaaaay easier.
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A recommendation for all the men here 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Lol I use my boyfriend's soap
He has accumulated so many throughout the years as Christmas gifts and it'd be a waste of money to buy new ones
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Changes after people start taking care of themselves. Healthy is hot 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Based on what information?
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Poor dog 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Better be an ex wife now
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