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How to advertise well 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Cap gets it
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Hi hi hi .. Merry Anti-Christmas 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Tbh that's exactly what the Supernatural version is. Except he's got a dad bod instead of abs. Which is much hotter when combined with his personality.
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Suck it up 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
From the very little I remember from high school biology classes, what you get from food and supplements is actually a provitamin which gets "activated" in your body and turns into vitamin D by being out in the sun. So technically taking the vitamin D from someone whose body has already done all that work would make sense?
When I was young, I read in a magazine that vampires are based on people with a severe iron deficiency, because it causes dry and pale skin, cracked (bleeding) lips and corners of the mouth, cracked fingernails, weak teeth (maybe vampire fangs are based on people's broken teeth?), brittle hair / hair loss, and also deteriorates your mental health. Which I guess would mean that some people are driven to insanity and decide that the way to get iron is to drink blood.
But idk I also read that vampires were created by people as an analogy to the aristocracy. Hence the "bloodsucking" and also the seducer trope.
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Speeches 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Chicken Run was a bloody masterpiece though
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Hi hi hi .. Merry Anti-Christmas 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Script writers should look at Tumblr for ideas instead of making remake after remake because honestly that sounds good
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Irony man 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*laughs in Rockefeller on his fifth heart*
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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Y'all ever had potatoes au gratin? That is the shit
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Difference between rude and strong 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Hey it's always worked for men ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Homeopathy in a nutshell 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Now repeat after me "ommmmmmm"
*fire keeps burning*
C'mon you're not even trying, it's not going to work with this negative energy of yours
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He got a point though 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
You're technically not a killer if you leave them in a dark freezing alley with internal bleeding
*taps forehead*
The old Gods seem a lot more relatable 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Can't remember the name exactly but it was about the Polish government. Considerations on the Government of Poland, I think? By the name you can already guess that the whole book isn't like the part I described, it's mostly practical tips for the then Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
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At least he gets prison time 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Only 5?
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The old Gods seem a lot more relatable 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I read a book by my dude JJ Rousseau in which he said all these nonsensical rules were actually meant to cement the nation, and divide it from all the others. Interesting perspective imo.
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Haircuts now and then 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I cut my own hair too. Didn't go to cosmetology school or anything, just learned it from YouTube tutorials, but it always turns out well. But to be fair I have long hair which is harder to mess up.
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His highly genius 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I've never tried it myself but I've heard that Kratom is like weed but a) has no side effects (for people who get paranoid on weed etc), b) actually makes you really productive. So if you study on Kratom, you might actually get highly educated!
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I don't question you how to live your life, bro 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I love this meme. The sassy sip at the end always gets me.
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Putting the suffer in suffrage 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just use a kitchen towel.
And groan like the Hulk. It works.
The old Gods seem a lot more relatable 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Omni Sue, ehhhh?
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Also how I get my wife’s attention 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"Play with me or this chair gets it"
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Who am I do disagree? 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm the opposite lol. When I was a teen my parents didn't let me wear all black and I wore clothes they bought for me. Then I moved out and now I wear all black (thrift stores ftw). It's not trying to show anyone how dark I am or whatever, I just think it looks really good.
Tell them , Winter came for house Abdullah 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Relatively sure that taking drastic measures to escape being raped every day would count as self defence, y'know if it was in a country that actually had common sense laws.
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Im the bad guy 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just because you're the 'bad guy' doesn't mean you're a 'bad' guy
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It's friendly 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
So one's entire gender identity can be reduced to one's hair color and attention seeking? Ok boomer indeed
It's friendly 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It seems you don't understand gender tbh
The woo hooing must end 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
/watch?v=U6Jogncx9Hk