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Damnit sir 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Hey leave Ozzy alone
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F*ck. .**turns on the radio** 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
5/7 for me, how do you do fellow dinosaurs?
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Paul Rudd is an American Treasure 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I had to read the description to realize it's not actually Weird Al
Well played, Paul Rudd. Well played.
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Helping out the youngsters 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
They don't even bother because they "won't be around to experience the consequences"
Bonus points if they then go on to claim they're all about the family values and how much they love their kids and grandkids. Clearly not enough to make a tiny lifestyle change to slow down the decay of the planet.
To be fair, most pollution is still done by corporations. But that doesn't mean individual responsibility doesn't exist.
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Garbage to gold 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
And then he was reincarnated as Ester Ledecka
What about killing youself afterwards? 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
What if you kill all the killers and then yourself?
No more killers anywhere yay
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This man's collection of lost apples 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The one on the bottom right is called "Manson Beauty" ... Uhhhhh did Charles Manson have an apple farm?
Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That's awesome, guys. I used to do Shotokan karate and I thought it'd teach me how to fight but Shotokan is all about the katas and techniques that look really cool and like in a movie, but the sparring happens rarely, and when it does it's all very controlled and samey. Now I do MMA and man, the two just can't compare. Here you learn how to survive a fight. Now of course it's still controlled in a way, you can't have people choking each other till they pass out during the training (as kinky as some people may find it lol). And let me tell you, when a 100kg muscular dude pins you to the ground (I'm a 65kg woman myself) and just the weight of his body knocks your breath out, the adrenaline and fight or flight instincts do kick in.
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Vodka 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Actually Crystal Head Vodka is made in the US. The company was founded by Dan Aykroyd (guy from Ghostbusters). Check out JonTron's video about it if you want, it's a pretty funny situation overall.
Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I love people like this. I just admire the level of mental gymnastics here, how their brain could've even come to the conclusion that in a show with magic, witches, monstrous beasts and more, the most unrealistic thing is a woman holding a sword. It's fucking bonkers.
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Facebook screenshot isn't meme 26 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That just sounds like you're in a relationship but too afraid of commitment to admit it.
Me and my boyfriend of now 5 years started out that way as well.
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The irony of the new times 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Maybe the dog is old and can't walk anymore but the lady wants it to still experience "walks"
Also I'm 100% in favor of people keeping their crotch goblins on a leash
They are an economical bunch, those boomers 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Indeed.
They did it by tax evasion.
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You gotta be loyal 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm loyal to tap water
I put it in a reusable bottle so I don't waste plastic
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Would have been cheaper to just buy the game 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
You got a free black flag to show your allegiance to the pirates!
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Works for me 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Motherfucker
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Approachability 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ah yes
The bitchy resting face
I apparently have that and resting sad face at the same time
I'm a sad bitch
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Too bad You're too weak to mate, mate 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
No wonder they're endangered
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It's more cost-effective than buying a new outfit for every day of my life 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Seriously though am I the only one who wears one outfit for the whole week (two if I'm feeling fancy)? It seems everyone around me wears a different one every day. Where do they get the time to think about them and put them together?
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What's next? 41 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That's just... Wow. I don't even know whose ass are you pulling that from. Read the actual bill and think about it for more than 0.2 seconds, please.
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What's next? 41 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"Pffft come on nobody is forcing poor people to be slaves at gunpoint"
"SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE WILL LITERALLY MAKE DOCTORS INTO SLAVES!!!"
Gee, at least have a bit of consistency.
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Yeah me too 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Damn rich werewolves
Who needs intelligence anyways? 7 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
What if the rest of the post was "he was enough of a bad example for us to create an institutional framework for international cooperation?"
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@tnoz 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
To be fair dolphins try to fuck almost everything, don't they? I don't think humans are an exception.
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Humiliating defeat! 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Baby steps. Start going to the gym, you'll feel healthier. Start looking for a job but evaluate your priorities, you don't have to take the first thing if it seems like a shit job that'd only make you miserable. Help your aunt with chores. Little things like that. Progress doesn't happen overnight.
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