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*enable self-roast* 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*looks up what Textio is*
One of the first results: "Textio lays off 30 employees because of COVID-19"
Oof
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FACT 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I feel you. I'm not dumb but I often have trouble getting my point across clearly, mostly in person (I think I might have Asperger's but I haven't gone to a therapist to confirm it yet) but sometimes in writing as well. I try to be nuanced so I just overexplain every point but in the end it just comes across as a confused and convoluted babble. I also try to empathize with people's point of view and oftentimes idiots who just want to score internet points instead of having a productive discussion take my "I agree with x, but there is a problem in the argument of y" as "you won the argument, congrats, you smart cookie you" which is just so frustrating! Just because I have nuance doesn't mean your crazy ass conspiracy theory about Bill Clinton being a lizard person is right. Smh.
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Did you guys miss me? 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
When you change clothes and become so fabulous that people don't recognize you anymore. Makeover goals.
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We would be better off without these 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
At this point I'd rather eat instant ramen for the rest of my life than see one more piece of "news" about the Kardashians.
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Ben sharpio 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Garfield destroys A WHOLE PLATE OF LASAGNA with FACTS and LOGIC
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Love it 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Exactly. Though wouldn't say it's always a "thing for bad boys/girls". In many cases it is, but some people, especially women in communities with strict gender roles (like fundamentalist religious communities) are more vulnerable to being preyed on by predatory, controlling men, because they've been told they're supposed to be subservient, that they're less than men because men can talk to God, and so on. On top of that, divorce is shamed in those communities so these women are told that marital rape and abuse is still preferable to divorce. I remember reading a post about a woman from Utah who divorced her husband after he nearly killed her while she was pregnant. What was the thing she was the most happy about after the divorce? The fact that she could finally name her own child. Shit gets real creepy with some of these fundies and people raised in this sort of indoctrination are especially vulnerable to manipulation and abuse. (For example check out Repzion's video on James Saroka)
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Neigh master ...... Horse of gods 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*SvaĆ°ilfari (Sleipnir's dad)
He was known for his strength, Sleipnir was rather known for running fast and being "the best of the horses" cause he had 8 legs
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Monster in law 13 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
So apparently the reason is that the mother-in-law saw the dress on sale for very cheap and couldn't resist. Which, I mean okay, I get that the need to show off your discounted stuff is prominent in our very consumerist culture, but wearing a wedding dress to somebody else's wedding is kind of a bad call tbh. First of all hasn't she ever heard of thrifting? You can get beautiful dresses in great shape for so cheap, cheaper than any discount in a mainstream store. Second of all, you can also dye things, just yeet it in the washing machine with some dye and you have a beautiful dress that doesn't look like a wedding dress. Like, light blue would in my opinion look very nice on that particular dress.
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He is Making a List 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight!
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights!
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*roblox oof* 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
For anyone who's curious, it means a party where people exchange funny, impractical gifts.
Sorry, I've spent too much time on tech forums and "nevermind I figured out the solution" or "nevermind I found it" with no follow-up answer triggers me so I had to clarify for others.
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Flirting 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
This is... wow. This is so accurate it's scary.
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I'm not ok 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
A lot of Mexican food is actually relatively easy to cook at home. Now, it's hard to get the taste 100% right, but if you're not picky, making wraps or Mexican style rice isn't hard. My recommendation: rice with good quality chorizo, corn, beans, and a bit of tomato sauce or chopped tomatoes. Don't forget to top it with sour cream, it pushes the taste to another level. There's also oftentimes cilantro but I have that "cilantro tastes like soap" gene so I skip it.
Theist are hypocrites or cherry-pickers? XD 31 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
@bruh What does she think about the Gospel of Judas and other non-canonical stories like the story of Lilith? I'm super curious if they learn and discuss about them.
Wild Chickens: Green Jungle Fowl 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The Holo Chicken
Well, he's more like Iridescent
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Spotify have some cracking playlists 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I hate Ice Ice Baby with a burning passion because whenever it starts playing I get excited that it's Under Pressure and then BAM, Vanilla Ice starts rapping terribly and my day is ruined.
Also I'm pretty sure the lady at the top of the picture is Asian, at least partly.
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Waiiiit fooooorrrrrrr ittttttt 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Nooooo they're gonna have grassy knees! Do they have any idea how hard grass stains are to wash out?
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Hate when it happens. 17 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Once me and my bf had sexy time when the cat was in the room because he refused to leave his cat tree.
He has never looked so offended. But still didn't leave his tree.
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Some international level trolling 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's honestly hard to keep track of time during the quarantine. I only realized it was may the fourth yesterday a few hours ago lol
I wonder, what the kids in the back now are doing 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Why is he pouring Coke into it lol
(Yes yes I'm aware it's probably soy sauce but don't tell me it doesn't look like a big bottle of Coke)
Disgusting 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
He's on Fox news so yeah he probably does. And yeah it is every bit as ironic as it seems.
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Art process 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I love it! It has Mucha vibes a little bit
Necessity is mother of invention 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Or just like... get a cloth bag. They're like $1 and last forever. Or make one out of some strong synthetic fabric. Pro tip: make a little pocket at the top of the bag so that you can stuff the bag into it and it doesn't get all tangled in your stuff when you put it in your handbag.
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It's a child animation 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It's called fashion look it up
Edit: Guys. It was a joke. There's no need to swoop down upon it with downvotes like vultures upon a juicy corpse.
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I would rock it laces out 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
It looks hella cute, I'd wear it proudly