Not gonna lie that sounds awesome. Unfortunately you can't do that in my country because the snow here melts really fast and gets all dirty and gross.

This is exactly why I don't drink. When I was in high school and went to... well anywhere really, it didn't have to be a party, dancing lessons or just hanging out with classmates was enough, they'd start drinking and pressuring me to drink as well. It's not alcohol itself that I dislike, well sure because I don't drink I'm not used to the taste and all, but it's mainly the peer pressure that comes with it that made me a freaking puritan in regards to alcohol. It's like, you wanna force me to have "just one drink"? Joke's on you, maybe I would have one later if I felt thirsty (and some alcoholic beverages can be thirst quenching and tasty, I have nothing against cider or sangria, what gets me is people getting shitfaced because they think it's fun) but now that you feel like you have to insert yourself into my choices, I'll have water.
Interestingly enough in my experience this mentality also applies to coffee. People will look at you weird if you tell them you don't drink coffee.

It's an Electric Boogaloo.
Funny story, when I was 13-14ish my mom and I got invited to my cousin's wedding. My mom even had her seamstress friend make us dresses and bought a bunch of matching accessories, that's how seriously she took it. I couldn't come because I got really sick the day before, so I jokingly told my mom "tell him I'll come to the next one", to which she just rolled her eyes. But as it turns out he got divorced about a year later and then a few years ago had another wedding, which I did in fact attend. I couldn't wear the original dress though because I had grown a lot in the, uh... chest department. Puberty.

Why are the beautiful women always blonde in these anecdotes? #AllHairColoursAreBeautiful

Krystäl mœth

Tequila!

It's a good feeling when I don't have anything to stress about. But the sad reality is that it usually happens to me before a stressful event such as an exam, in which case it happens multiple times a night, so it's not so great then because I'm exhausted in the morning.

My parents have the washing machine in the kitchen, in the apartment I rent it's in the bathroom. I feel like if you use a drying rack, it makes more sense to have the washing machine in the kitchen because there's usually more space and you can hang the clothing immediately instead of carrying it from the bathroom to the drying rack like I have to. But if you also have a drier or a washer-drier combo it probably makes more sense in the bathroom because it's usually closer to the closet than the kitchen is.
I don't get why ceiling drying racks aren't more of a thing, especially in older apartments which tend to have high ceilings. It makes more sense to take it down, put clothes on it, pull it back up, instead of having it permanently take up space.

I don't reheat salsa but I do reheat Caesar salad just for a few seconds so that it's at least room temperature. Fridge-cold chicken is gross imo.

Take me down to the Paradise City where the hogs are feral and there's 30-50

In my country it's mandatory to wear face masks outside of your home. Just a few days ago my boyfriend witnessed an old man pull down his mask... so he could cough out in the open. How did that saying go? If you think you designed an idiot-proof thing, the universe sends you a bigger idiot?

"creamy filling" they REALLY made the most out of that joke didn't they

It's beautiful! I've been wanting to make some wire-wrapped jewellery as well, especially some with a Tree of Life (Yggdrasil) design, but I haven't had time to do it yet. And besides I have no idea how lol

Bold of you to assume I ever had any

*looks up what Textio is*
One of the first results: "Textio lays off 30 employees because of COVID-19"
Oof

When you change clothes and become so fabulous that people don't recognize you anymore. Makeover goals.

At this point I'd rather eat instant ramen for the rest of my life than see one more piece of "news" about the Kardashians.

Garfield destroys A WHOLE PLATE OF LASAGNA with FACTS and LOGIC