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I would never leave you, doggo Jim 2 comments
Rock lobster 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I absolutely adore small crabs because they got attitude so they will absolutely come at you like "u wot m8 I'll pinch yer nose off I swear on me mum"
But their clamps are tiny so they just kinda grab onto your finger and you can lift them up and put them on your palm
They get all confused but then they just sorta chill on your hand
But their clamps are tiny so they just kinda grab onto your finger and you can lift them up and put them on your palm
They get all confused but then they just sorta chill on your hand
Choose name wisely 5 comments
Gonna cry? 2 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Nah, men can be total Karens too. In fact I probably know more male Karens than female. It's that kind of insult that has become its own thing
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Anyone guess this month? 10 comments
The feeling of the blanket at 6 am 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Me before every exam
Which is the worst thing too because sleep helps memory but I'm so stressed before exams I can't sleep
How I manage to pass them every year is still a mystery to me
Which is the worst thing too because sleep helps memory but I'm so stressed before exams I can't sleep
How I manage to pass them every year is still a mystery to me
Anyone guess this month? 10 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I don't wanna be conspiratorial but have you guys seen the video of a dude showing up just to break windows, who was *allegedly* outed as a cop by his ex? Just saying, it's sketchy. And yeah I definitely agree that people going out to break and steal shit under the cover of a protest is not the way to go. That said, peaceful protest has been tried as well and a lot of people were against that too. (I'm talking about Kaepernick etc kneeling) So in a way I guess I can understand that some people might be feeling trapped and like the only way for them to be heard is riot. But the crowds are for sure full of opportunists as well.
Edit: I just noticed the comment got posted twice for some reason, I deleted the second one since they were identical.
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Edit: I just noticed the comment got posted twice for some reason, I deleted the second one since they were identical.
I would watch that commercial 4 comments
I wish I was more like Hades 6 comments
Hardcore season’s 6 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Yup. This time of year in Czechia you pretty much need a winter coat when you're going to work in the morning but when you go home in the afternoon it feels like walking on the surface of the Sun.
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Alarmed! 3 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Maybe he just doesn't like the hat. He's offended by your fashion sense or something.
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Please put it in the fridge 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Why not? It's made of vegetables, you should refrigerate it. Do people think it's gonna make it less spicy or something?
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Of course the Germans have a word for that 6 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
The most awkward part is when you accidentally stare at someone while doing this, like on public transport.
In Czech we call this "staring into stupid", it doesn't have a nice ring to it when translated but there's also a funny retort to it, when someone tells you you're staring into stupid, you look at them and say "no I'm staring at stupid".
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In Czech we call this "staring into stupid", it doesn't have a nice ring to it when translated but there's also a funny retort to it, when someone tells you you're staring into stupid, you look at them and say "no I'm staring at stupid".
Saw it online, hilarious! 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
He looks so stylish
Which is ironic because usually when I see the upturned collar on humans they look absolutely ridiculous
Which is ironic because usually when I see the upturned collar on humans they look absolutely ridiculous
So long partner 3 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I know this is sad and all but all I could think of when reading the headline was 500 miles by the Proclaimers
Pigeons are underrated for the most part 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Ikr! Pigeons are underappreciated. And they're so cute, I don't understand how can people find them gross.
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Fishy Fun Day #14: Sunfish @parisqeen 12 comments
Im hannah 25 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Nah, my man, nah. I'm of a pretty relativist mind myself, especially when it comes to cultures and traditions, but this isn't a good justification. It's like saying "someone copes with hating their job by quitting, someone kills their boss! Not everyone is coping with situations like this the same way, can't judge! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " Like, under these specific circumstances (as in, the people involved living in a first world country where divorce is an option and arranged marriages are not a thing), one solution is very clearly better.
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Europa, for science.! 10 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Omg. Reaper Leviathans on Europa. I'm intrigued but also scared shitless of the possibility.
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Bit of a hairy situation 2 comments
Save the Earth, use solid hygiene products because they don't come in plastic packaging