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So true 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The most lit food for good money is at buffet-style places imo
Thank you captain obvious! 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Wait.... TEARING the tag off? Do you want to destroy the seams?! I always cut them off carefully, especially when they're sown into the overlock seams like that.
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How do naps even work 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Me when I get a migraine lol
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She was a badass 13 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I think the point is that it's very flattering and sexy, like a "you really think it was smart to cheat on THIS?" *shows off in a sexy dress* sorta moment. I got a similar one at home lol, and yes it is very flattering.
Or maybe something about breaking royal etiquette, idk.
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Pescatarians know something we don't 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ah yes, Jefuf, the son of Cod
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Cat with majestic eyes 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I showed this picture to my boyfriend and he said it looks photoshopped :( but I want to believe there really is such a majestic cat somewhere out there
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Sure, if we rely on self-reported data from untrustworthy people.
Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
He's more of an anarcho-syndicalist actually. Calling him a communist is like calling ancaps fascists, it makes zero sense because it's the opposite side of the political spectrum.
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Well, they're all old. Old people tend to sleep less.
Eager guttural promulgated Capybara 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The wolf does whatever the wolf wants. That's wolf-like behavior. Even if it includes taking a nap in the breakfast nook.
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Photo processing glitch makes Mars look like it's melting 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"Make us whole"
Give her the fried chicken you monsters 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
She's chonky, she should probably be skipping the fried chicken.
But I'd probably give her some anyway. I can't resist cute animals.
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Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I still don't get why anyone would want to cancel Chomsky though. Because he criticizes the system?
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I sleep like 5 hours a night. Don't feel very "fully functioning" though.
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Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Wait what? Noam Chomsky is leftist, I haven't heard of "leftists" wanting to cancel him, I've only heard praise of him from the left.
Unless by the left you mean liberals. Those aren't leftist.
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Jinichi Kawakami, Japan's last ninja, showing his tools of the trade 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
What's the curved one for
Why do I have the feeling it's for stabbing people in the eyes
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Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Yup! He also appears in the DLC with an equally hilarious scene
Sick burn 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Excuse you Jenna is beautiful externally and internally
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Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Idk about y'all but that actually sounds better to me lol
Also the whole Testicles thing was a joke in Assassin's Creed Odyssey with Testikles being this big arrogant hunk of a guy who's actually really wimpy
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89 year old American abolitionist Harriet Tubman in 1911 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Rocking the look though
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Cheery Oh's 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Jesus, people are really offended at this one. Alright, if y'all want to have milk that tastes like fridge air, go ahead, I won't stop you. But it's gross.
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Light minor Ferret 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Damn, that's a petty cat. My dad's friend's cat got used to having her bowl of food on the table and when they moved it back to the ground for logistical reasons, the cat peed on their heads when they slept.
I read that it's not that cats are vengeful, they just get really nervous and anxious at any changes in environment, but from all these stories it seems like they're being vengeful little shits.
Still, better than murdering entire species of animals and such.
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Cheery Oh's 14 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Yes. Also, I like my milk warm. Doesn't have to be hot but I find fridge-cold milk with cereal kinda gross. So it logically follows that I have to do milk first.
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Safe wrathful half Giraffe 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
*laughs in female*
We're out here dying every month amirite
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Light minor Ferret 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Lol good one but I'm pretty sure humans are. As vengeful as tigers are, I highly doubt they're as petty as us.