Margaret 4 comments
So true 8 comments
Thank you captain obvious! 2 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Wait.... TEARING the tag off? Do you want to destroy the seams?! I always cut them off carefully, especially when they're sown into the overlock seams like that.
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She was a badass 13 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I think the point is that it's very flattering and sexy, like a "you really think it was smart to cheat on THIS?" *shows off in a sexy dress* sorta moment. I got a similar one at home lol, and yes it is very flattering.
Or maybe something about breaking royal etiquette, idk.
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Or maybe something about breaking royal etiquette, idk.
Cat with majestic eyes 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I showed this picture to my boyfriend and he said it looks photoshopped :( but I want to believe there really is such a majestic cat somewhere out there
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
He's more of an anarcho-syndicalist actually. Calling him a communist is like calling ancaps fascists, it makes zero sense because it's the opposite side of the political spectrum.
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
Eager guttural promulgated Capybara 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
The wolf does whatever the wolf wants. That's wolf-like behavior. Even if it includes taking a nap in the breakfast nook.
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Give her the fried chicken you monsters 3 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
She's chonky, she should probably be skipping the fried chicken.
But I'd probably give her some anyway. I can't resist cute animals.
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But I'd probably give her some anyway. I can't resist cute animals.
Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I still don't get why anyone would want to cancel Chomsky though. Because he criticizes the system?
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Colorful obtainable little Goose 15 comments
Noam Chomsky [whom my phone wants to rename as "Norm Chompsky" ] 15 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Wait what? Noam Chomsky is leftist, I haven't heard of "leftists" wanting to cancel him, I've only heard praise of him from the left.
Unless by the left you mean liberals. Those aren't leftist.
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Unless by the left you mean liberals. Those aren't leftist.
Jinichi Kawakami, Japan's last ninja, showing his tools of the trade 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
What's the curved one for
Why do I have the feeling it's for stabbing people in the eyes
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Why do I have the feeling it's for stabbing people in the eyes
Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments
Testicles hanging around like ???? 6 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Idk about y'all but that actually sounds better to me lol
Also the whole Testicles thing was a joke in Assassin's Creed Odyssey with Testikles being this big arrogant hunk of a guy who's actually really wimpy
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Also the whole Testicles thing was a joke in Assassin's Creed Odyssey with Testikles being this big arrogant hunk of a guy who's actually really wimpy
Cheery Oh's 14 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Jesus, people are really offended at this one. Alright, if y'all want to have milk that tastes like fridge air, go ahead, I won't stop you. But it's gross.
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Light minor Ferret 11 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Damn, that's a petty cat. My dad's friend's cat got used to having her bowl of food on the table and when they moved it back to the ground for logistical reasons, the cat peed on their heads when they slept.
I read that it's not that cats are vengeful, they just get really nervous and anxious at any changes in environment, but from all these stories it seems like they're being vengeful little shits.
Still, better than murdering entire species of animals and such.
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I read that it's not that cats are vengeful, they just get really nervous and anxious at any changes in environment, but from all these stories it seems like they're being vengeful little shits.
Still, better than murdering entire species of animals and such.
Cheery Oh's 14 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Yes. Also, I like my milk warm. Doesn't have to be hot but I find fridge-cold milk with cereal kinda gross. So it logically follows that I have to do milk first.
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The Michael Jackson dog