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Inb4 Martin Luther makes the first wall text on paper 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Pastors who sold them the tickets then bought a private jet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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They brehduced the salary to single people salary though 33 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I work a part time job and spend a lot of time working on my diploma thesis so it feels like working a full time job. Sometimes I have to cook at 10PM just to have something to eat the next day (because my part time job doesn't get me enough income to be able to eat out), and all the cleaning apart from the dishes is done on the weekend so the place is a mess on weekdays.
Pants 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's more of a robe at this point
Like a mage robe
Owls are often associated with magic
COINCIDENCE?
In case you were wondering WJWD 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
While I agree with the second half of your comment about this not being anyone's goddamn business, the reason why the "it's biological, not a choice" defense came up, I think, is because of people who think you can force a gay person to be, or at least act, straight. Especially religious fundamentalists and such. Unfortunately there are still places even in the first world where people would try to "change your mind" about your orientation and such. Gay conversion therapy is still a thing, though to my knowledge at least they don't do the electro shocks anymore. I wish it wasn't necessary to keep reminding people that it's not a choice, but unfortunately not everyone is there yet.
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In case you were wondering WJWD 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@ernster God doesn't condone wearing mixed fabrics or eating shellfish. Get over yourself.
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evil 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm not American so I'm not much acquainted with the works of Dr Seuss but I gotta watch that movie lol
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6 month difference, from stray kitties to house kitties 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That big pink nose <3 I just wanna boop it
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Barbie 2020, basically 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I was just about to say it has Holy Grail peasant vibes when I realized it's a very similar quote hahaha
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
because some watery tart threw a sword at you! "
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Wait it’s all the same game? 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Always has been
Well, yes 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'll buy your entire stock!
Should've rolled it up, and smothered it in maple syrup 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I tried the banana+Nutella thing at a French market years ago thing and it was a good combination! Just make sure there isn't too much Nutella or it becomes overwhelming.
Or I guess a different chocolatey spread or just melted chocolate, if you're concerned about the ethics of Nutella production. I haven't bought it for years either tbh.
For some reason I can only imagine maple syrup going with the thick, American style pancakes, not thin crepes. I guess it's just the cultural connotation.
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Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I have no problem with it as long as you teach them proper safety and keep the guns locked up when you're not teaching/training. Handling weapons is a useful skill but you Yanks gotta make it so guns are not freely accessible to kids and crazies.
Should've rolled it up, and smothered it in maple syrup 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Title: maple syrup is great but have you ever had crepes with fruit marmalade? Or better, Nutella and sliced bananas?
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Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Understandable. Just keep them out of reach of kids and lunatics.
Nothing like a little murder to lift the spirits 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh yeah. Crows remember, and they hold grudges. Mess with a crow and the crow will tell every other crow in the neighborhood, and they'll fuck you up.
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Anon has a Dream 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Dude I have no idea what you're smoking but I'd like some as well.
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Always conflicted 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Honestly though going all Marie Kondo on your stuff every once in a while is hella satisfying.
Cúnt 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
What? Is there an epidemic of rock murders in Australia that I'm not aware of?
A LOT of shit 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Just like the mafia!
And lots of terrorist organizations.
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Today, in Mexico, women are on strike. I'm the only person in the office 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Good! When the companies see the productivity dropped by 90% they might consider giving their female employees a raise.
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Such is the Czech way 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha! Some of the walls built in Czechia before WWII still last to this day. They tried to blow them up with dynamite but the stuff just jumped up a bit and fell back into place.
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A LOT of shit 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Help! I'm being repressed!
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Why would you call it that 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ooooh Is that why the Romans used garum? To make a bunch of salty condiment out of a bit of salt?
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Let them eat 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Oh yeah I tried this low carb thing as well. I tried a bunch of stuff lol, low calories, low fat, low carb. Turns out I fucked up my metabolism so much I could eat 800 calories a day (which I did) and not lose a gram.
Thankfully I'm now eating better again, 1500-2000 calories a day and lots of protein, I'm not tired all the time anymore and my workout performance is so much better.
Seriously, this assumption that weight loss means eating salads and apples or trying various diets is horrible, it makes people eat bad and feel bad.
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This is a CAKE! My wife made this by molding fondant to a knit pattern for the 4-year 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I had a classmate in elementary school who would bite his long sleeves when he was wearing a long sleeved tee or a sweater. Just the thought of fabric between teeth makes my skin crawl, and for so long I thought I was in the minority lol.