The internet is infested then 8 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I feel like the phrase does elephants a disservice. They're such smart and gentle animals. Centipedes, on the other hand, don't only look like the stuff of nightmares, they're also aggressive, they bite, and some are venomous (granted, not enough to kill you, but still). So a centipede would probably be a bigger issue than a nice elephant.
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excalibur 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Me who watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and knows Excalibur is the sword that the watery tart threw at Arthur: pfffft amateurs, obviously I knew that already
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Lol 3 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Lol he'd be called a communist by Republicans because he was a social democrat.
I agree though, he'd be a fine choice.
I agree though, he'd be a fine choice.
Ara ara motherlessf*cker 3 comments
Thank you 6 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I do the same. It seems less awkward than just sitting there in silence the whole time, smiling politely, and only saying thank you at the very end
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Sounds painful 1 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Reminds me of that ambulance number from the IT Crowd. How was it? 0118999 something something 725-3!
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Eiffel Tower b-roll designs 2 comments
The reptile side of tumblr 3 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I mean, considering biological sex is literally just a mechanism for reproduction and God doesn't need to reproduce because Xe (or whichever pronouns God would use) is infinite and omnipotent and immortal or whatever, God could very well be sexless.
Edit: also it took me a while to realize that by OT you mean Old Testament and not Original Trilogy.
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Edit: also it took me a while to realize that by OT you mean Old Testament and not Original Trilogy.
Fruit in the Czech Republic 5 comments
Sir Terry Pratchett of Starmetal 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Post apocalypse campaign? You mean the actual apocalypse that probably will happen?
Awesome pic 1 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
"Mommy, school starts in a week, why are you dressing me up like this now?"
"Shut up Timmy and be cute. I'll post this on Facebook, oh that bitch Linda will be so jealous!"
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"Shut up Timmy and be cute. I'll post this on Facebook, oh that bitch Linda will be so jealous!"
Odd statuesque Pigeon 4 comments
Probably best to make friends when planning a trip to the porta-loo 15 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
I mean yeah honestly it's sad because you know that an asshole like the guy in the porta potty would probably be willing to press charges even if he was closed there for 5 minutes
economy 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Oh lol don't worry about that, I noticed it happened on other comments too so I might have a mad stalker on my ass. According to this statement here (ec.europa.eu/info/food-farming-fisheries/farming/coronavirus-response_en) the EU is pumping loads of money into agricultural subsidies so idk. Again personally I haven't noticed a huge uptick but that's because this stuff was always expensive so maybe I just paid it no mind.
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*disney is 5 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Ah, thank you for the explanation! I've looked it up myself and what people generally said in the linguistic forums I just went through, using plural for companies is more common in British English than American English, but it depends on the context. Apparently when talking about for example a decision made by a company, you can use plural because in this context the company is represented by a board of directors. So I guess using plural for a company is... possible, technically? But it's safer to use singular because plural is heavily context-dependent.
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*disney is 5 comments
26+6=1! 4 comments
whoops 1 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
The funny thing is, this isn't the first or even the second time they did it, this was the third Prague defenestration. The previous ones happened in 1419 and 1483.
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economy 4 comments
ewqua
· 4 years ago
Huh, I'm from Europe and I haven't noticed a huge uptick in the prices of veggies or meat during or after the quarantine. The EU tries its darndest to subsidize that stuff so that people don't starve during a crisis (which big agricultural conglomerates exploit to hell and back but that's a story for another time). But that's because they've always been expensive here. *cries in trying to be healthy*
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And he's probably right to be, when the dog decides to jump off the cat tree will topple.