Bought my dream mclaren today. I went to my first job and gave my old manager a ride 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lol that's so petty I love it
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Remote cabin in Alaska for rent, lovely view. Nice neighbours 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Let me in! There's this crazy goose chasing me and I can't take it anymore!
(If you've ever been attacked by a goose, you'll know that they could scare a bear. They're fucking vicious.)
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(If you've ever been attacked by a goose, you'll know that they could scare a bear. They're fucking vicious.)
Modern arranged marriages 11 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I'm not from India nor am I particularly familiar with the local culture or the culture surrounding arranged marriages, but my best guess is, as is the case with a lot of traditional cultures, that there is a lot of pressure on the woman to be the perfect housewife whereas the man is expected to do nothing at home and just be taken care of. The last frame shows the mother of the potential groom looking distraught (and I guess the potential bride looking amused?), because I guess she didn't expect the family of the bride to put the same kind of pressure/standards on the groom as his family puts on the bride.
But that's only my guess, I'd be happier if someone who's actually familiar with this culture could explain.
(Edit: oh wow I've used the word guess so much in this comment I'm starting to feel like it's not a real word. I only meant to emphasize that I'm not trying to explain this to anyone confidently because I'm only trying to interpret this through my limited knowledge)
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But that's only my guess, I'd be happier if someone who's actually familiar with this culture could explain.
(Edit: oh wow I've used the word guess so much in this comment I'm starting to feel like it's not a real word. I only meant to emphasize that I'm not trying to explain this to anyone confidently because I'm only trying to interpret this through my limited knowledge)
The first to emerge! 1 comments
Earth goes to the doctor 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
But isn't it incorrect as people are now using more disposable stuff than ever before?
Monsters are real 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
My grandma maintains that it's actually better to stick a hand or foot out so that they bite it and don't go for your face. Which makes sense I guess, once I got bit on my forehead and it looked awful for the rest of the day.
"Cat" tree 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
The cat at the bottom looks very concerned.
And he's probably right to be, when the dog decides to jump off the cat tree will topple.
And he's probably right to be, when the dog decides to jump off the cat tree will topple.
The internet is infested then 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I feel like the phrase does elephants a disservice. They're such smart and gentle animals. Centipedes, on the other hand, don't only look like the stuff of nightmares, they're also aggressive, they bite, and some are venomous (granted, not enough to kill you, but still). So a centipede would probably be a bigger issue than a nice elephant.
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excalibur 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Me who watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and knows Excalibur is the sword that the watery tart threw at Arthur: pfffft amateurs, obviously I knew that already
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Lol 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lol he'd be called a communist by Republicans because he was a social democrat.
I agree though, he'd be a fine choice.
I agree though, he'd be a fine choice.
Ara ara motherlessf*cker 3 comments
Thank you 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I do the same. It seems less awkward than just sitting there in silence the whole time, smiling politely, and only saying thank you at the very end
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Sounds painful 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Reminds me of that ambulance number from the IT Crowd. How was it? 0118999 something something 725-3!
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Eiffel Tower b-roll designs 2 comments
The reptile side of tumblr 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I mean, considering biological sex is literally just a mechanism for reproduction and God doesn't need to reproduce because Xe (or whichever pronouns God would use) is infinite and omnipotent and immortal or whatever, God could very well be sexless.
Edit: also it took me a while to realize that by OT you mean Old Testament and not Original Trilogy.
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Edit: also it took me a while to realize that by OT you mean Old Testament and not Original Trilogy.
Fruit in the Czech Republic 5 comments
Sir Terry Pratchett of Starmetal 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Post apocalypse campaign? You mean the actual apocalypse that probably will happen?
Awesome pic 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
"Mommy, school starts in a week, why are you dressing me up like this now?"
"Shut up Timmy and be cute. I'll post this on Facebook, oh that bitch Linda will be so jealous!"
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"Shut up Timmy and be cute. I'll post this on Facebook, oh that bitch Linda will be so jealous!"