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Marvel: *chuckles* "We have plenty of those" 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Reminds me of that TomSka sketch about space cats.
"They're gonna destroy Earth!"
*dramatically* "Earth? ... But that's where I parked the car!"
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Was having a quick cry when my cat sat here and stared at me angrily until I stopped 13 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The cat ain't having none of that whiny ass shit.
(I am kidding I hope you're doing ok bud)
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We are all slowly rotting away 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Never tried one myself but I thought the exact same thing when I first heard of it. Sounds perfect for cozy breakfasts.
We are all slowly rotting away 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Oh hell yeah, Japanese futons are amazing. I sleep on a loft bed so I can't get one right now because good quality futons are quite heavy compared to foam mattresses and I don't want to risk overburdening the bed, but I'd love to get a futon in the future. I was thinking about maybe stacking two on top of each other on some palettes and making it a couch in the day and then a bed at night. The only thing you have to be careful about with futons is airing the mattress enough. Since futons are usually made of natural materials, moisture means mold and that could be the death of the mattress, so you have to flip it often.
We are all slowly rotting away 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Seconding this! I sometimes get headaches that last the entire day just from twisting my neck wrong during sleep, I've been trying lower pillows and the headaches are less frequent now. I also need to learn to sleep on my back. I've been a belly sleeper for so long and it's the reason why I sometimes twist my neck like that.
Tip: Sometimes it helps to lie on your back on the floor for a bit. No pillow, no mattress, maybe just a thin blanket underneath. It sorta resets your muscles and bones. At least that's what helps me anyway.
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Too* 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I mean, I feel no joy from someone else's misfortune. But also, karma.
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I think you need to realize that there are tons of people on the internet who'd say what you said completely unironically, and my comment was addressed to those who would unironically agree with your comment rather than you directly.
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That's because the people following this alpha beta shit are stubborn, weak-minded simpletons. They latch onto this and won't let go because they're too weak to admit that a person can change their mind when presented with new evidence. Ironically the dudes who think themselves alpha for liking or pretending to like surface level 'masculine' stuff are the biggest betas because they're in it just for the masculine prestige and not genuine interest. You can't really convince pathetic people like that.
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
What? Admitting you were wrong and trying to fix your mistake is a pretty "alpha" move.
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Chubby grubby vagabond Magpie 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The intern sorting these must've gotten a laugh out of this.
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Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
And yet dudebros and toxic people will still keep referring to the original study as if it applied to people as well. When it doesn't even apply to wolves.
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Am I out of touch? No, it is the children who are wrong 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
How? Most of it is reposts anyway lol
Barbie is librehtarian and will vote jojorgense, will YOU VOTE JOJO TOO?? 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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To the moon and beyond 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Unrealistic. They'd never admit they're wrong lol
Instead they'd say the windows are actually screens or something
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OG protestors 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The fact that he kept it all these years because he knew he or his descendants would need it one day is... sobering, to say the least.
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A horse head sculpture - amazing skill 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
If you offer someone this sculpture they won't be able to refuse it
I hate having to do this 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ok but like men always brag about their superior pockets but whenever you go anywhere with a guy he ends up putting a bunch of stuff in your handbag anyway, like when he buys a bottle of water while you're out or something. And they always rely on you to have a shopping bag, umbrella, tissues etc because they don't carry anything besides their phone, keys and wallet. Is that just my experience or are dudes hypocrites lol
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Bought my dream mclaren today. I went to my first job and gave my old manager a ride 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Lol that's so petty I love it
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Remote cabin in Alaska for rent, lovely view. Nice neighbours 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Let me in! There's this crazy goose chasing me and I can't take it anymore!
(If you've ever been attacked by a goose, you'll know that they could scare a bear. They're fucking vicious.)
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Modern arranged marriages 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm not from India nor am I particularly familiar with the local culture or the culture surrounding arranged marriages, but my best guess is, as is the case with a lot of traditional cultures, that there is a lot of pressure on the woman to be the perfect housewife whereas the man is expected to do nothing at home and just be taken care of. The last frame shows the mother of the potential groom looking distraught (and I guess the potential bride looking amused?), because I guess she didn't expect the family of the bride to put the same kind of pressure/standards on the groom as his family puts on the bride.
But that's only my guess, I'd be happier if someone who's actually familiar with this culture could explain.
(Edit: oh wow I've used the word guess so much in this comment I'm starting to feel like it's not a real word. I only meant to emphasize that I'm not trying to explain this to anyone confidently because I'm only trying to interpret this through my limited knowledge)
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I crocheted with wire to make this moonstone bracelet 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I love these tree wire wrap designs <3 looks like Yggdrasil
The first to emerge! 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
When you're the first one to wake up after a sleepover
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Earth goes to the doctor 10 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
But isn't it incorrect as people are now using more disposable stuff than ever before?
My wife made my daughter a Hera Syndulla hat. She loves it! 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Omg this is so cool I wanna learn how to knit now
Monsters are real 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
My grandma maintains that it's actually better to stick a hand or foot out so that they bite it and don't go for your face. Which makes sense I guess, once I got bit on my forehead and it looked awful for the rest of the day.