Ewqua

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*marries them all* 12 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
No true Scotsman is one thing, judging a whole group by a few loud assholes is another.
I submitted a picture of a brook trout for my trade school student id 3 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
But it's such a pretty fish!
I’ve found the answer to all our problems 1 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Ah, Hereditary. That movie was insane.
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sharp 8 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Yeaaa... I think it's mostly fine on other parts of your body, like a wee doodle on your arm or something, but the eyes, broooo, not the eyes
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sharp 8 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
Oof. As far as I know you should really not put sharpie anywhere near your eyes.
The Loophole 2 comments
ewqua · 6 weeks ago
God's loophole by Garfunkel and Oates - look it up lol
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No!! It is here 4 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I thought maybe not everyone can reach their wrists with their fingers? Idk lol.
No!! It is here 4 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Just... grab the sleeves with your fingers? Is it something only I do or...?
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I want this so bad right now. 5 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
You're gonna have to have sex for like three hours after this to burn the calories and unclog your arteries
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Take PRIDE in LEG POWER 1 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Lol is this in Poland's "non-LGBT" zones?
Someone transform a racist graffiti into something a lot more positive 6 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
It's wholesome and all but the Cockney really got me laughing. Like how it's put as a different thing from English.
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That's life! 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
"My statement is not a generalisation because of my confirmation bias." Fucking lol.
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@kosobi pls confirm breh 8 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
I'm Czech and I don't want to speak for all Central European post Soviet states but I think people from over here will agree that there are actually two color palettes: one for cities/districts that were destroyed in WW1 and 2 and rebuilt in the soviet functionalist style, which is basically this post, and the other for cities in which historical buildings survived, which is 99% pastels.
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Ever relevant 2 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
That defense works for civilians who aren't trained to handle situations like that, cops should be trained to a) de-escalate, b) disarm a subject without just straight up murdering them. Granted, your fight or flight instinct kicks in and you do anything to survive, that can happen to all humans including cops. But maybe we should examine why it happens so often and so disproportionately in the US and specifically towards minorities in the US, compared to for example European countries?
And somehow, a crystal is involved 5 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
More like: Main quest - a god is descending from the heavens to destroy us, we have to stop him RIGHT NOW!
Side quests - save kittens and help villagers grow their crops. Main quest can wait, right?
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That's life! 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Storytime, me and a friend of mine once went to a café to study for an exam. It was just the two of us as nobody in our group of friends had this particular subject we were studying for. The waitress/cashier (?) assumed we were on a date and gave the bill to him. I didn't want to demean him by saying "nooooo we're just friends" so I just shrugged it off, but I paid when we met to study the next time, as it was the only obvious course of action to me. Besides, I hate owing money to people, just a personal quirk I guess. And he wasn't a dick about it and didn't assume I was trying to mooch off of him, just that the waitress had misread the situation. That's usually how relationships work for most people, not in some twisted transactional way. (2/2)
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That's life! 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
No, most "feeeemales" (I hate when people use that word to refer to people. Makes them sound like a bitter incel...) don't assume that. It was a thing maybe 20 years ago, nowadays most women and girls assume each person will pay for themselves. Go out and meet some people instead of reading MGTOW forums full of generalizations and lies about women, will ya?
Also, if you're only paying for someone's food in order to fuck them later, then you might as well just buy a prostitute. In my group of friends we treat each other to a meal or coffee all the time. We do it because we're friends, not as some kind of transaction.
And I won't even get into that "weak" vs "dominant" thing. I'll only say that a man who gets upset and petty over not getting what he wants is in my eyes "weaker" than a guy who treats his friends well. A sniveling cockroach of a human who only does good things for people because it'll bring him some benefits as well, same as the golddigger who expects men to pay. (1/2)
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Good point 3 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Idk who down voted you, that's a superbly (is that even a word?) insightful comment.
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Eulagisca gigantea, the golden worm of the Antarctic Sea 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
"brotato chip" is probably the cutest thing I've ever been called hahaha
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Eulagisca gigantea, the golden worm of the Antarctic Sea 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Lol thank you guys <3
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**** we cant shut off FJ server unless one of us stays behind 3 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Good on you, he deserved the punch and probably more. I forget I already told a story because I don't expect people to care enough about what I have to say to remember it. Yeah I'm that person in the group who always gets talked over lol.
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Clinton Hiding in the Bushes 8 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
Lol, good one.
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Eulagisca gigantea, the golden worm of the Antarctic Sea 14 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
A legendary nope
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The original Shrek book was amazing 5 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
And then they had a kid who inherited his father's head shape and his mother's nose. His name was Lemongrab.
Clinton Hiding in the Bushes 8 comments
ewqua · 7 weeks ago
'Twas a joke referencing the show Two and a Half Men. But you're right.
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