Not cool 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
That's a very aesthetically pleasing checkmark
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The perfect man 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Maybe you don't have a gf because you smell like Mountain Dew all the time lol
Jk I don't actually mean it, I wish this dude and his body wash the best.
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Jk I don't actually mean it, I wish this dude and his body wash the best.
Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lol I'm right in the middle there. I usually dress kinda semi-formal / smart casual, minimalist, and all black. I try my best to walk the fine line.
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Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I should try Aleppo soap, I've been using soap with charcoal because my skin is acne prone, and also bought hemp soap once because I had some kind of rash or eczema on my arm (it worked really well!). Haven't tried baby oil either but I'm running out of moisturizer so I might give it a go.
My favorite miraculous hygiene thing is using apple cider vinegar mixed with water (10% vinegar, 90% water) instead of conditioner. I pour that over my hair, wait for 5 minutes or more and then rinse it out. No dandruff, shiny, healthy hair, and the scalp gets greasy slower. Amazing stuff!
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My favorite miraculous hygiene thing is using apple cider vinegar mixed with water (10% vinegar, 90% water) instead of conditioner. I pour that over my hair, wait for 5 minutes or more and then rinse it out. No dandruff, shiny, healthy hair, and the scalp gets greasy slower. Amazing stuff!
Life gave me onions 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
My grandma used to make me this kind of onion syrup for my cold. Tasted horrible but worked really well!
Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I decided to start dodging this gender rubbish in hygiene products altogether and use solid soaps and shampoos lol. They're great btw, eco friendly too because there's no plastic packaging.
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Family gatherings can be hazardous 4 comments
Hand!! 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I mean, that is indeed the expression Dorian would make when someone ruins his map
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Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I don't get this. Like, at all. Maybe I'm missing some cultural context? Or maybe my brain just isn't working because I'm tired lol.
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sad 18 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Can relate. Did this make me better at math, or learning in general? No. Did it make me have a panic attack whenever someone raises their voice at me? Yes.
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*marries them all* 12 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
No true Scotsman is one thing, judging a whole group by a few loud assholes is another.
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I’ve found the answer to all our problems 1 comments
sharp 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Yeaaa... I think it's mostly fine on other parts of your body, like a wee doodle on your arm or something, but the eyes, broooo, not the eyes
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sharp 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Oof. As far as I know you should really not put sharpie anywhere near your eyes.
The Loophole 2 comments
No!! It is here 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I thought maybe not everyone can reach their wrists with their fingers? Idk lol.
No!! It is here 4 comments
I want this so bad right now. 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
You're gonna have to have sex for like three hours after this to burn the calories and unclog your arteries
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Someone transform a racist graffiti into something a lot more positive 6 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
It's wholesome and all but the Cockney really got me laughing. Like how it's put as a different thing from English.
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That's life! 14 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
"My statement is not a generalisation because of my confirmation bias." Fucking lol.
@kosobi pls confirm breh 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I'm Czech and I don't want to speak for all Central European post Soviet states but I think people from over here will agree that there are actually two color palettes: one for cities/districts that were destroyed in WW1 and 2 and rebuilt in the soviet functionalist style, which is basically this post, and the other for cities in which historical buildings survived, which is 99% pastels.
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