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Demonic uneven Vulture 10 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I was suspected of having it because I'm tall and have long and thin arms lol. But I don't think I do, idk never got tested but my arms aren't freakishly long nor do I have a wingspan longer than my height, I think. People with Marfan's also have long fingers and can apparently be great violinists and pianists for that reason.
Banana bread 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I don't know, but it might actually be good if you also put in some chocolate spread and whipped cream on top, maybe? Crepes with nutella and banana are popular, so why not strudels?
Banana bread 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Banana bread is good. But have you ever had apple strudel? Magical.
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Solution 2020 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
To be fair it might just be better than what we have now
I mean it probably won't solve the pandemic but at least we might get a nice and not too expensive shrubbery out of it
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Yeah, a me party 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Damn, I love food as much as any other gal (tbh probably more) but even I couldn't eat 3 whole pizzas. That said, I could probably eat spicy food ad infinitum.
Not cool 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That's a very aesthetically pleasing checkmark
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The perfect man 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Maybe you don't have a gf because you smell like Mountain Dew all the time lol
Jk I don't actually mean it, I wish this dude and his body wash the best.
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Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Lol I'm right in the middle there. I usually dress kinda semi-formal / smart casual, minimalist, and all black. I try my best to walk the fine line.
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Cursed Images Day 21 - I May Have Bought the Wrong One 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I need to bleach my eyes now
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Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I should try Aleppo soap, I've been using soap with charcoal because my skin is acne prone, and also bought hemp soap once because I had some kind of rash or eczema on my arm (it worked really well!). Haven't tried baby oil either but I'm running out of moisturizer so I might give it a go.
My favorite miraculous hygiene thing is using apple cider vinegar mixed with water (10% vinegar, 90% water) instead of conditioner. I pour that over my hair, wait for 5 minutes or more and then rinse it out. No dandruff, shiny, healthy hair, and the scalp gets greasy slower. Amazing stuff!
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Life gave me onions 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
My grandma used to make me this kind of onion syrup for my cold. Tasted horrible but worked really well!
Dumb woman 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I decided to start dodging this gender rubbish in hygiene products altogether and use solid soaps and shampoos lol. They're great btw, eco friendly too because there's no plastic packaging.
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Family gatherings can be hazardous 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Honestly that sounds great, I should try it too.
Hand!! 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I mean, that is indeed the expression Dorian would make when someone ruins his map
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Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I knew the first bit, didn't know that it was also a dish! Thank you!
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Leave the Peach Cobbler alone 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I don't get this. Like, at all. Maybe I'm missing some cultural context? Or maybe my brain just isn't working because I'm tired lol.
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sad 18 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Can relate. Did this make me better at math, or learning in general? No. Did it make me have a panic attack whenever someone raises their voice at me? Yes.
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*marries them all* 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
No true Scotsman is one thing, judging a whole group by a few loud assholes is another.
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I submitted a picture of a brook trout for my trade school student id 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
But it's such a pretty fish!
I’ve found the answer to all our problems 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ah, Hereditary. That movie was insane.
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sharp 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Yeaaa... I think it's mostly fine on other parts of your body, like a wee doodle on your arm or something, but the eyes, broooo, not the eyes
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sharp 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Oof. As far as I know you should really not put sharpie anywhere near your eyes.
The Loophole 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
God's loophole by Garfunkel and Oates - look it up lol
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No!! It is here 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I thought maybe not everyone can reach their wrists with their fingers? Idk lol.
No!! It is here 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Just... grab the sleeves with your fingers? Is it something only I do or...?
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