Me, a terrible pun maker: rockulents

Not as good as Nazi pug tho

Yeah, I'm the exact same, I can sew both by hand and on the machine, make costumes and stuff out of foam and glue, and while cooking I can cut veggies into perfect little matchsticks. When I'm really hyper-focused I can do stuff like that... and then three seconds later I go get a drink and bump my hip on the table corner lol.
I guess what I'm a little afraid of is getting distracted and... stuff happening. But I'll definitely go check out my local arts and crafts stores for carving tools, once they're open again in my country.

I was told by a doctor that I probably don't, that I'm just tall. The person who suspected it was just my grandma who used to work at a genetics lab when she was young. She basically met with a doctor friend of hers who looked at me and was like "nah, probably not" so I don't know if an actual examination would be useful or if my grandma was just exaggerating, as she often does lol.
Yeah I don't do great in most regular gloves either, that's why I wear fingerless gloves in winter, it doesn't get that cold where I live so they're sufficient.

I was suspected of having it because I'm tall and have long and thin arms lol. But I don't think I do, idk never got tested but my arms aren't freakishly long nor do I have a wingspan longer than my height, I think. People with Marfan's also have long fingers and can apparently be great violinists and pianists for that reason.

I don't know, but it might actually be good if you also put in some chocolate spread and whipped cream on top, maybe? Crepes with nutella and banana are popular, so why not strudels?

I should try Aleppo soap, I've been using soap with charcoal because my skin is acne prone, and also bought hemp soap once because I had some kind of rash or eczema on my arm (it worked really well!). Haven't tried baby oil either but I'm running out of moisturizer so I might give it a go.
My favorite miraculous hygiene thing is using apple cider vinegar mixed with water (10% vinegar, 90% water) instead of conditioner. I pour that over my hair, wait for 5 minutes or more and then rinse it out. No dandruff, shiny, healthy hair, and the scalp gets greasy slower. Amazing stuff!

I knew the first bit, didn't know that it was also a dish! Thank you!

No true Scotsman is one thing, judging a whole group by a few loud assholes is another.