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Moms are the baguette of life 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
My boyfriend's mom gave us this bread mini oven because she wasn't using it anymore and lemme tell ya, that stuff is magic. You just pour in the ingredients (we use a store bought whole-wheat mix) + water and it does the rest by itself. We even made banana bread in it, and it was amazing! For any of my fellow bread lovers, bug your loved ones until they give you one for Christmas, it's awesome.
Cat surrounded by watermelons 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And he's sad that his younger brother took them all
(The "meine Wassermelone" meme)
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heh 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
^this. Very well said @poopun!
heh 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hmmm, buying up stuff so that people in the area don't have anywhere else to get it and you can price gouge it? That guy would've been a successful landlord.
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Her name is Cashew 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Ddd-did you know that? Noooooooo
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Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Never said or thought otherwise, just that it seems a bit irrational to me.
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Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol I understand the first two, the third is a bit of stretch unless he literally has a one night stand every day, which... well I'm not gonna judge, it just sounds like an empty lifestyle to me personally. But yeah I can definitely understand the location aspect but still I'm pretty sure if you don't need much to live, you could find a smaller apartment in the area. Why need a lot of space when you're not planning on using it, right?
Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm against useless clutter too, and I smash every "live laugh love" sign I see, but also that looks like a relatively large and well situated apartment so to me it seems like a waste of money to pay high rent for such an apartment when all you have in it is a TV, a chair and probably a mattress. It'd be wiser (and more eco friendly!) if you really have such a Spartan lifestyle to invest into an off grid tiny house at that point. (That may just be my bias tho cause I fricking love tiny houses)
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Snails Kiss 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I think they're mating. Shooting DNA at each other or however the hell snails mate.
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We know its filtered! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Whatcha looking at, Smoothskin?
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Flip flap flappy let's keep this comment section clean 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love how he's just vibing. Wish my nose made me that happy. But it's too good at smelling other people's bullshit lol
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The ACTUAL remedy to touch starvation... like a cat 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Join a Jiu Jitsu or MMA gym. It's just aggressive hugging and sometimes it's... strangely comforting? Especially if the person you're sparring with knows how to do a technique well, without being too brutal.
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Anon is not Italian 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Exactly this happens every few days in our apartment. I'm not an Italian or some kind of food snob but I just can't get over my boyfriend snapping spaghetti before cooking them. It's barbaric! If you don't want long pasta, make some penne or something!
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Just some old regular musical chairs 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Isn't it again the rules to move the chairs tho?
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Yeah!!!! 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@xvarnah Same omg. Sometimes I accidentally hit my boyfriend for grabbing me from behind or something. It's just reflex, I can't help it.
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Education AND basic necessity?!?!? 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
True. I love being educated but I'd really like to learn a trade and make stuff with my hands. I find it absolutely marvellous how people can just create beautiful things out of some materials.
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@cakelover Sorry mate. I got fired up because I used to see famousone as a guy I disagreed with but respected his point of view, but now he's just feeding me these demonstrably false things and I'm realizing I never bothered to fact check when I saw his comments previously and I'm like, wait a minute, was he just bullshitting all this time? I'll stop now, leaving with a sense of disappointment but I guess I've learned my lesson lol
@famousone Yeh. Biden is bad. Obama was almost as bad. I'm not a partisan hack, I can admit that.
"Get over it" isn't a good response to being proven wrong, but okay, I'll let it go. Screaming "socialist!" at a centrist liberal is after all a popular pastime of US right wingers.
And I am for the US pulling out even if it makes oil more expensive in Europe, it's not worth the lost lives on either side. But blaming Europe for your warmongering is bs.
Anyhow, adios!
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Is that all you have to say for yourself, that I'm saying nothing? You finally realized that I see through your bullshit and I won't just accept it as facts when it's clearly falsehoods that I can debunk with a few minutes of research, huh.
Yeah, war hawk Democrats are wrong and in the pockets of the war machine. Nobody's denying that, fuck those guys honestly. But those war hawks aren't left leaning, only in the american fucked up "spectrum" where anything to the left of center right is "literally socialists omg". Actual lefties are for pulling out and even gave Trump credit for doing that, unfortunately only to later realize it's just kabuki theater.
Europe's benefit? Nobody except for war profiteers benefits from instability in the region.
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And destroy the West? Iranian officials said they'd "destroy aggressors". Which was a reaction to the US sending troops there. Which for a sovereign nation is understandable. The US would probably not react peacefully and calmly either if Iran just decided to send troops there and steal some oil from Alaska on the way.
You want to fuck off? Then do, gladly. Do look after yourselves, y'know unless it's at the expense of someone else. Don't want to play by the rules, then don't play.
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Trump's withdrawal of 500 troops is a farce, he's done this a few times already, he makes a big claim that he's pulling out, he withdraws a few troops or moves them somewhere else, then sneaks them back in. It's as fake as his tan.
According to the Climate Action Tracker, US policies in regards to climate change policies and emission pledges are "critically insufficient", the worst value on their scale. This is also reflected in reality. The US produces around 25% of all global emissions, being second only to China, and has the highest emissions per capita rate by quite a lot (source: Centre for Climate and Energy Solutions). So your statement about "substantially improving" is false. Again, pulled right out of your arse.
Knowing permissible perpetual Loris 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Safety, yeehaw!
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol. If I was a brainwashed nationalist, that patriotic monologue would've brought a tear to my eye. But actually it gave me the best laugh I've had in a while. Prime example of American exceptionalism. We can disrespect international rules because we're the good guy. Isn't that what every megalomaniac warmonger said at some point? Yeah. I'm sure killing kids in Syria in the name of counter terrorism while also jacking the country's oil and making backroom deals with terrorists in Saudi has a very noble purpose. And refusing to comply with environmental standards. And throwing a hissyfit over Iran even though it was complying with the Iran deal at the time of withdrawal.
You think you're Superman but really you're Homelander.
A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol ok, I guess your cat ran over your keyboard while you were writing all the stuff I directly responded to. I thought you right wingers were all about personal responsibility in rhetoric, but now you won't even take responsibility for the things you wrote several hours ago. Truly hilarious.
Yeah, you don't have to reiterate that the US doesn't like playing by the rules and gets away with it because y'all have a bloated army, your govt makes it pretty clear all the time. Acting like the high school bully.
Fearmongering 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend the movie Dark Dungeons. Basically a bunch of D&D nerds decided to adapt a Chick tract about how D&D is satanic and whatnot, and the end result is absolutely hilarious and meta.
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