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Mayonnaise Sandwich Moisturizer 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Works great for softening chicken, too. Makes it nice and tender without making it taste like mayo.
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cryin 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Wow, that's... haunting. Also eerily beautiful? At least they're "together" now.
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Cats are a Viking's best friend 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not to be a nitpicker but I'm not so sure if the Thor part is correct. I think there might be some confusion due to the myth of the Jotun Utgarda-Loki who plays pranks on Thor, Loki and their buddies. For example, he has Thor wrestle an old lady, drink from a horn, and lift a cat, none of which he can accomplish. At the end of the story, Utgarda-Loki reveals that the old lady was actually "Old Age", the horn was connected to the ocean and the cat was actually Jormungandr, the world-serpent. I think that's where this comes from but if anyone has any other sources I'd love to see them, I love Norse mythology.
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Would you kindly? :) 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
*pats cat gently on the head* good boy
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Voodoo hips 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
True! That's why I wear mostly stretchy leggings. And also my hips are two sizes larger than my waist so most non-elastic pants don't fit me at all.
The pensions are loaded, also 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Agreed 100%. People can't get a broken arm healed without burning through their savings or even getting into debt but Wall Street assholes who con their way into profits and consequently into a nationwide (if not worldwide) crisis will get bailed out AND get bonuses? No sir, nuh uh.
The "American dream" is now far more achievable in northern and central European countries than in the US, because they make sure there are fewer ways for the bad actors to game the system.
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I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Fair point tbh.
I've only had makeup on like three times in my life and it's been an absolute bitch to remove every time, I had to use like 5 cotton pads soaked in makeup removing face wash, just for one eye. So it must be a bitch to get off the towels as well.
I'm glad we live in an age when women aren't shunned and ostracized for not wearing makeup (well, mostly anyway, old people still sometimes treat me like I'm weird for not wearing it) because I'd absolutely hate spending hours just putting it on and taking it off every day, and having to spend money on tons of products and different shades and brushes and yada yada yada.
Nothing against women who enjoy it, I can see the artistic value in it, it's just not for me.
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What..Is...Pay?? 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@pokethebear 30-50 feral hogs lol
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The pensions are loaded, also 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Socialized doesn't mean socialist and I feel like my American friends are confused by this because their Republicans scream "socialist!" at everything even remotely leftist. But I mean c'mon, it's not like they're trying to abolish the free market altogether and have a centralized planned economy. That's what socialism is. Or, if we're talking Marxist theory, the middle step between capitalism and communism. Also no Sweden isn't socialist, they actually have more freedoms for businesses than the US, as in no nonsensical regulations and the like.
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There's Joeys everywhere now 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah, wow that's pretty extreme and pretty dumb. I mean I get that diseases can spread through the meat and apparently covid can survive even on frozen meat but just closing them down instead of maybe giving them subsidies so they can improve the hygienic conditions is idiotic. It's food for fucks sake, if there's anything that needs to be going during a crisis it's this.
Over here they just closed services like barber shops or nail salons and ordered restaurants to only serve takeout (which has already been rolled back last week as the numbers went down). The former of which wouldn't be necessary if people just fucking wore masks and washed their hands.
Good call 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Uhhhh yeah duh it's because of the... adrenochrome... or something?
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There's Joeys everywhere now 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I guess it depends. Maybe some luxury goods factories will close temporarily but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't close down farms and stuff. That'd be dumb. Then again govts are not known for being smart. But still.
I can never resist a good ol’ fashion photobomb. (2013, 2015, 2018) 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol that's just how I look in pictures without trying to photobomb
I always either blink or make a stupid face unintentionally
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What..Is...Pay?? 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
No we just don't buy a bunch of food at once just to let it rot in the fridge.
I also personally buy a lot of non-perishable stuff like dried legumes, canned tomatoes or frozen fruit just so I don't have to worry about it going bad in two days. I know, fresh is always better, but I don't have money to waste on stuff that's gonna go bad soon.
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Protec the madre 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I don't really get the womxn thing but he's right otherwise. Slutshaming just for wearing red lipstick? Feck off with that honestly, sounds like they're really bitter people.
That’s funky, bruv 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
He hasn't seen them so they're not real?
Lol I bet this guy's religious
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bruhh 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hero
You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
If I remember correctly she threw the dog at him after he asked her if it was her dog, as she was carrying it around kinda suspiciously. There didn't appear to be any previous interaction. But good point, you may be right.
Still idk if it counts as racially motivated, the woman was clearly off the rocker and probably would've started shit with anyone and racial slurs are of course not off the table for a person whose brain is in the clouds. I can't recall the details rn but to me it didn't seem like there were racial tensions, just that the woman was high on some wacky stuff, so idk I feel like maybe the news outlet might just be exaggerating for clicks only based on the fact that the man recording the video is black, but it might also be true.
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Real talk 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol, everyone's a dude on the internet until proven otherwise, right?
But yeah you're not the first to get confused, i guess it's because I don't act all ladylike and stuff
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You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was it a racist attack? I saw the video and the woman seemed super high on some crazy shit, i don't remember anything racist happening though.
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Real talk 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yup apparently the left is larger in most women, including myself, but some ladies have the right boob larger. And yes sometimes it's really hard to make them match my outfit. Most of the time they improve it but sometimes I want to put on a gentlemanly shirt and vest but the boobs ruin it. And don't even get me started on shirts with some kind of picture on the front. If I want to get one i gotta go like two sizes up otherwise it gets distorted when I put it on.
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It izz what it izz 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Vanilla ice cream is the best. Especially bourbon vanilla.
Moms are the baguette of life 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The one we have isn't hard to clean at all, you can take out the metal container and clean it with the dishes. The spinning spatula thing that kneads the dough has to be soaked in water first because there's usually bits of dough stuck to it but again, not a big deal for me. As for the cost, one bag of the mix (the whole-wheat ones we buy anyway) costs about as much as a loaf of good quality white bread, and you can make two smaller loaves out of one bag, so I think it's actually pretty cost efficient.
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Thank you Terry, very cool 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Terry's the best
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I can’t wait 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol true, solid shampoos are trendy right now and it's basically a bar of soap for your hair. And an apple cider vinegar wash (10% vinegar 90% water) works great as a conditioner. I currently use solid shampoo but I'm thinking of getting some Aleppo soap since you can use it on both the body and hair. To save space and the planet haha.