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Photoshop fail level: Moisturize me 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Jeff the Killer's wife lol
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Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Too bad it's fake tho :(
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My mom bought some new kitchen towels 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Love em! I'm thinking of making some waxed reusable food wrappers and i hope I'll find such stylish fabric
Apple take notes 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
How bout this
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Rice up 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I got one a few years ago. Absolute life saver!
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Rice up 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's like a quarter of a package isn't it
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It must not interfere with the mission 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's really great advice. I thought I fell asleep easily through noise but then I met my boyfriend who can sleep through alarms, ambulance cars and trams right under our windows. So I guess his parents had an orchestra play in the apartment when he was a baby lol.
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Kakapo aka Precious Moss Potatoes 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Everyone look up "Shagged by a rare parrot" on youtube. It's a clip from a BBC show of Stephen Fry and some other dude travelling to NZ and a kakapo attempts to mate with the guy. It's hilarious.
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It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's right, bad wording on my end, my apologies.
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It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
To put it into perspective, we would hear the Sun at about 100db if there was air in space. That's like hearing a chainsaw or tractor right next to you. So 11 times as much... yeah I can believe it
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Rate my setup 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
11/10 very cozy and minimalist
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Gamer news you can use 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Absolute mad lass
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The Telltale Christmas 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You should've seen it coming with your good eye.
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Pick a side 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not in any Latin American country. LA CHANCLA is clearly a women's symbol.
However, if there was a sock in the sandal, we'd clearly know it was for men.
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He blinked in surprise 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
My favourite is "What, you egg!" *he stabs him* from Macbeth.
But "Women shouldn't curse" "Get fucked" is close second.
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Check out this quarantine sculpture I built. It's called "the stupid dishwasher broke and 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Dude dish racks cost like 5 bucks. I don't own a dishwasher (apartment is too small, I'm moving soon though so maybe I'll finally get one!) so I've become a master at stacking the dishes lol
Save the drama for your predictive text (Maury Edition) 27 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I literally got the same thing lol
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I am a yellow person 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol I wear all black but I would never paint my room or furniture all black, it'd make it look cramped
Autumnal time 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Good point!
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Autumnal time 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Very nice but it's a wee bit late for that in December innit?
So proud - finally sold my first piece of artwork 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Very A E S T H E T I C
Say my name 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Right? I'd love to hear the context and what happened next. If this wasn't a bot post...
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Christmas season! 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was expecting an Obi-Wan figure or something there lol
Still pretty cute tho.
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The geese are mighty persuasive 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol grim do you have kids? Your comment sounds like a snide remark made by one of those parents who despise and feel superior to yet also envy childless people.
No shade, not judging you just pointing out what the comment sounds like haha.
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