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Koala recovering after being rescued 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I know the context is probably very sad but I just can't help but think it looks like he's enjoying a nice cozy spa
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Hide the Cyberpain 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Nope, all photoshop.
Good publicity for the game though, we all know it needs that right now.
But yeah the actual customization options in the game are pretty lame.
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Installation gone wrong 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oof
I clean well 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I couldn't. I can clean well, I have a good eye for detail, but I fucking hate it.
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If you see 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Noooooo you're ruining the book
Photoshop fail level: Moisturize me 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Jeff the Killer's wife lol
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Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Too bad it's fake tho :(
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My mom bought some new kitchen towels 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Love em! I'm thinking of making some waxed reusable food wrappers and i hope I'll find such stylish fabric
Apple take notes 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
How bout this
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Rice up 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I got one a few years ago. Absolute life saver!
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Rice up 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's like a quarter of a package isn't it
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It must not interfere with the mission 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's really great advice. I thought I fell asleep easily through noise but then I met my boyfriend who can sleep through alarms, ambulance cars and trams right under our windows. So I guess his parents had an orchestra play in the apartment when he was a baby lol.
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Kakapo aka Precious Moss Potatoes 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Everyone look up "Shagged by a rare parrot" on youtube. It's a clip from a BBC show of Stephen Fry and some other dude travelling to NZ and a kakapo attempts to mate with the guy. It's hilarious.
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It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's right, bad wording on my end, my apologies.
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It doesn’t care what the volume is it 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
To put it into perspective, we would hear the Sun at about 100db if there was air in space. That's like hearing a chainsaw or tractor right next to you. So 11 times as much... yeah I can believe it
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Rate my setup 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
11/10 very cozy and minimalist
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Gamer news you can use 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Absolute mad lass
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The Telltale Christmas 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You should've seen it coming with your good eye.
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Pick a side 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not in any Latin American country. LA CHANCLA is clearly a women's symbol.
However, if there was a sock in the sandal, we'd clearly know it was for men.
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He blinked in surprise 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
My favourite is "What, you egg!" *he stabs him* from Macbeth.
But "Women shouldn't curse" "Get fucked" is close second.
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Check out this quarantine sculpture I built. It's called "the stupid dishwasher broke and 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Dude dish racks cost like 5 bucks. I don't own a dishwasher (apartment is too small, I'm moving soon though so maybe I'll finally get one!) so I've become a master at stacking the dishes lol
Save the drama for your predictive text (Maury Edition) 27 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I literally got the same thing lol
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I am a yellow person 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol I wear all black but I would never paint my room or furniture all black, it'd make it look cramped
Autumnal time 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Good point!
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