I thought you were resting your plate on a bear for a second there.

Lol that's how I'm gonna label my poudre douce and poudre fort spice mixes

Their faces in the last panel are horrifying

I live in a landlocked country so whenever I see the sea (which is usually once a year on holiday... except for this year, thanks covid) I'm like *o*

That's why I prefer cooking rather than baking, it's a lot easier to eyeball lol
I got that chinese grandma style of cooking, no measurements ever just taste it throughout and adjust/improve

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions.
The conmen are finally facing their con backfiring, and it's beautiful to watch.

I'm that one bro who waits for you when you need to tie your shoelaces or get a rock out of your shoe, I'll even let you lean on my shoulder to get balance while getting it out.
Sad thing is, since I'm that one bro of the group, nobody does it for me :'(

Even worse when they're wearing a band tee but don't actually know the band, they just bought the shirt because it looked cool.

Ah how the turntables

My name is Jessica (it's not)
My age is a good time to call you today
I live in the United States I have a pickup truck (I don't, and wtf is that stereotype?)
I was born in the morning
My body burns down to the wire
I am looking for a job in your company
I enjoy the outdoors
My hobbies include the cost of the living room and kitchen
My ideal partner is a good boy (... so a dog?)
My turn ons are you doing today I hope
My turn offs are you going with the flow (I mean, this one's pretty accurate, I don't like over-conformists lol)

And then a fair maiden chooses her knight by knocking on this piece and listening if it produces a hollow sound or not.

Ooh I've been there as well, twice actually. Nice place. The only annoying thing is when they try to sell you your pictures at the end, kinda freaked me out how aggressive they were.

No, the frog is just so fabulous on its own. She's born with it, she doesn't need Maybelline.

If the pizza man truly loves the babysitter... why is he spanking her rear?

And when you crouch down it walks around you while rubbing its head on your legs and comes back around to get more pats.

It's definitely not okay. Embarrassment won't help any kid learn, it'll just make them hate the teacher and by extension the subject.

Hahaha in Czech we also call raccoons "wash bear". And platypuses "bird mouth", or rather "bird lip/gob" would be more accurate.