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A sharp-dressed Man 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol that's just how I dress at home. Who needs pants anyway?
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
This is hilarious. There should also be a "how to draw a weasel" ending up with Mitch McConnell. He looks like a turtle but he's a weasel at heart. Actually comparing Mitch to weasels is mean... to weasels.
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When romance is tested 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha, I like your wife then! A practical woman! Yeah, my boyfriend and I can get sickeningly sweet and mushy too. But only when nobody's looking lol.
The prices of vegetables are a lot higher in winter here in Czechia too, but definitely not this high. Growing stuff at home sounds great, I've been thinking about it as well, unfortunately there isn't much space for it in the apartment we're renting but I'm thinking of putting a few planters with chilli peppers on the windowsill. I put chilli in just about everything so it'll come in handy.
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The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I suppose I can't expect everyone to know geography perfectly lol, though I thought Eddie Murphy (and James Earl Jones) in the picture would at least tip people off. It's from a movie from 1988, Coming to America. They are making a sequel which is expected to come out this year, so maybe they will drop in a reference or two to covid.
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Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional pen*ses. Meet Frank Lentini 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was he a centaur-human hybrid?
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-just beat the meat. 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yes.
New season coming up!! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Huh? I thought it was scheduled to air in late 2021/early 2022. And also apparently S6 might be the last season :(
The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hard to believe the original came out in 88... Eddie Murphy looks the same now, that man doesn't fricken age.
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The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's.... it's fictional. I think they really don't have any cases there.
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Froggo Fun #390 - 'You Ever Just Sit There Like...? 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yes.
But then I remember I pay the water bill and get out of the shower lol.
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When romance is tested 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'd actually love that, much more useful than flowers! Although 3.99 seems a lot for one pepper.
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Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna be a fan of the new year and I have a few questions about the ghost.
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What?
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Disney can't understand racism or irony (SFW) 32 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yea, fuck Disney. I disagree with Carano's tweets (and tbh i lost a little bit of respect for her when I learned she's now working with squeaky Benny Shapiro, but given the tweets' content I guess it's not a surprise) but firing her to appease some asshole libtards who want to 'cancel' people over different opinions... fuck those people and fuck Disney.
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One of the most useful and proven methods to finish reading a book !! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's one bar for each like 50 pages. You wanna get obese? Because that's how you get obese.
Although the principle is right, you gotta reward yourself to motivate yourself to work.
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The apple teath are important 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Mouthwash with alcohol is apparently not actually very good for you. It leaves your teeth vulnerable to in the long run. I use mouthwash with fluorine bc that helps strengthen the enamel.
SCP 3008 in a nutshell 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
TARDIS = Time and Relative Dimension in Space
TARGET = Time and Relative Groceries & (et) Trinkets
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
We never did find a way to get a hold of the guy who was the first, but along the way we sure learned a lot about myself and my wife.
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The first at what? The wife's first husband or something?
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you can call me at the number below.
There is no middle ground.
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Thankfully we have no joints at all. 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh totally, different people experience period pain differently, that's why I was commenting on my personal experience with a rolled ankle vs periods. Some people have it better, others much worse with cramps and stuff, I just get constant lower back pain.
But yeah it's funny for someone to be comparing something they've never experienced.
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Willfree is a timelord confirmed.
Along with all the others who posted the double heart thing, apparently predictive text likes that one.
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Thankfully we have no joints at all. 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Once during MMA practice I rolled my ankle so much that in the evening it swole up and I could barely walk the next day.
Still not as bad as some periods.
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's so cold my pc is stuck to my house
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Hahahaha and I'm stuck to my pc cause I don't wanna go outside, spot on!
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Important health info. 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
*wakes up next morning with 10 hands growing out of my wrists*
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Never buying chips: a tragedy in two acts 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Relatable.
Sometimes when I really feel like chips I bake a batch of red lentil chips. They're healthier than potato chips AND the fact that I spent an hour making them makes me think twice about eating them in one sitting.
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Well some people are into that 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That looks uncomfortable af for the girl lol
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