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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Very motivational, reminds me of the Adventure Time quote by Jake: "Sucking at something is the first step towards being good at something."
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I can live with that as long as there's justice (and I do mean actual justice, not the self-righteous jerk off witch hunts that were the sad, failed impeachments. In fact throw Clinton in jail as well while you're at it, and Bush and Obama and a ton of other politicians for being war criminals).
A country falling apart because a criminal was convicted of a crime is extremely petty but in the end probably for the best. And that's all I'm gonna say to that, I'm not starting another debate that'll turn into a dogfight.
Or Youtube 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Omg exactly. It's even better if you don't have anything to do afterwards and can take a nap.
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
For some reason I read it in the tone of "let's get ready to rumbleeeee" and imagined the music that comes after it. Trump should do that for the 2024 campaign. If he's not in jail by then lol.
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Null wholesale Quetzal 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Can't wait until they both meet the Scorpion King
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That's a lot of pressure to put on your coffee 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's even funnier if you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. Guy's accomplished as hell, if he's feeling like things don't make sense, what are the rest of us supposed to do?
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Thank you, I try my best but it sometimes ends up sabotaging my efforts.
I find there's something magical about creating things, whether it's sewing, woodworking, knitting, or even cooking etc. In today's society it feels like a lost art because everyone wants to have a cushy office job nowadays, but making a product out of materials, even if it's just a basic T-shirt, feels wonderful to me, even if most of my "creations" are just thrift flips.
That said your earlier comment about it sometimes being used by lazy people as an excuse is definitely true, I know many people like that.
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh shit, I could never find the words to describe how I feel until now. I'm not lazy, I just get so mad at myself and demotivated when things don't turn out perfectly. But I will spend hours upon hours sewing or writing or whatever when the right idea gets a hold of me.
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A sharp-dressed Man 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol that's just how I dress at home. Who needs pants anyway?
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
This is hilarious. There should also be a "how to draw a weasel" ending up with Mitch McConnell. He looks like a turtle but he's a weasel at heart. Actually comparing Mitch to weasels is mean... to weasels.
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When romance is tested 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha, I like your wife then! A practical woman! Yeah, my boyfriend and I can get sickeningly sweet and mushy too. But only when nobody's looking lol.
The prices of vegetables are a lot higher in winter here in Czechia too, but definitely not this high. Growing stuff at home sounds great, I've been thinking about it as well, unfortunately there isn't much space for it in the apartment we're renting but I'm thinking of putting a few planters with chilli peppers on the windowsill. I put chilli in just about everything so it'll come in handy.
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The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I suppose I can't expect everyone to know geography perfectly lol, though I thought Eddie Murphy (and James Earl Jones) in the picture would at least tip people off. It's from a movie from 1988, Coming to America. They are making a sequel which is expected to come out this year, so maybe they will drop in a reference or two to covid.
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Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional pen*ses. Meet Frank Lentini 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was he a centaur-human hybrid?
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-just beat the meat. 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yes.
New season coming up!! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Huh? I thought it was scheduled to air in late 2021/early 2022. And also apparently S6 might be the last season :(
The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hard to believe the original came out in 88... Eddie Murphy looks the same now, that man doesn't fricken age.
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The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's.... it's fictional. I think they really don't have any cases there.
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Froggo Fun #390 - 'You Ever Just Sit There Like...? 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yes.
But then I remember I pay the water bill and get out of the shower lol.
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When romance is tested 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'd actually love that, much more useful than flowers! Although 3.99 seems a lot for one pepper.
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Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna be a fan of the new year and I have a few questions about the ghost.
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What?
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Disney can't understand racism or irony (SFW) 32 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yea, fuck Disney. I disagree with Carano's tweets (and tbh i lost a little bit of respect for her when I learned she's now working with squeaky Benny Shapiro, but given the tweets' content I guess it's not a surprise) but firing her to appease some asshole libtards who want to 'cancel' people over different opinions... fuck those people and fuck Disney.
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One of the most useful and proven methods to finish reading a book !! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's one bar for each like 50 pages. You wanna get obese? Because that's how you get obese.
Although the principle is right, you gotta reward yourself to motivate yourself to work.
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The apple teath are important 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Mouthwash with alcohol is apparently not actually very good for you. It leaves your teeth vulnerable to in the long run. I use mouthwash with fluorine bc that helps strengthen the enamel.
SCP 3008 in a nutshell 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
TARDIS = Time and Relative Dimension in Space
TARGET = Time and Relative Groceries & (et) Trinkets
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
We never did find a way to get a hold of the guy who was the first, but along the way we sure learned a lot about myself and my wife.
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The first at what? The wife's first husband or something?
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