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Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The best dream I ever had was one in which I trained airbending and then flew around in the Avatar world. And yes it ended way too soon.
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Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew For a few months i had this weird recurring dream where I "woke up" from a dream and walked around in "real life" but couldn't open my eyes. It was the weirdest thing ever. Luckily I don't get them anymore.
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Do be do be 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Do be do be do bah
Perry!
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Kinky. Until the point where it says I send you to people. Am I a human trafficker? Oh no.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the last one I sent you.
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The last what? Do I own weapons of mass destruction that I randomly send to people?
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I think my cream is trying to seduce me 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Looks like a headless RimWorld colonist lol
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There you have it 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Actually, drive as if there's a cake on your backseat would be kinda useful advice?
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Grapes. 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Better include an allergy warning otherwise someone's gonna eat them and sue you. Not to mention the choking hazard from the seeds!
Very true 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
They need to store the last however many days of footage, of course it's not gonna be full hd, they'd need a fuckton more storage
According to my research- 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha ha, good Meatloaf reference. I'm a youngling and I haven't witnesses his career per se but I know him from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
And yeah, that's totally understandable, it takes some getting used to. I like it because (apart from the health benefits of course) you're not cold when you exit the shower, you actually feel warm because the air is warmer than the water on your skin, but I fully understand not wanting to do it. I don't do it when I wash my hair either, because long hair soaked with ice cold water is just the worst thing.
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Unwritten low awsome Partridge 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
What!? Nobody calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez a hoe!
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According to my research- 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I don't wanna sound like a dirty hippie but unless you sweat a lot throughout the day (because of exercise or if it's hot outside), you can shower once every two days and it's actually healthier for your skin. Stripping it of its natural oils every day isn't healthy either, it dries up your skin and then you have to make up for it with moisturizers and stuff. Especially now in lockdown, if you've spent the whole day in pyjamas working from home and haven't gone out or worked out, it's not necessary to shower every day. If you really insist on showering every day, you can just skip the soap every other day. Also topping off your hot shower with a few seconds of cold water rules and is good for your immune system ^^
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Very motivational, reminds me of the Adventure Time quote by Jake: "Sucking at something is the first step towards being good at something."
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I can live with that as long as there's justice (and I do mean actual justice, not the self-righteous jerk off witch hunts that were the sad, failed impeachments. In fact throw Clinton in jail as well while you're at it, and Bush and Obama and a ton of other politicians for being war criminals).
A country falling apart because a criminal was convicted of a crime is extremely petty but in the end probably for the best. And that's all I'm gonna say to that, I'm not starting another debate that'll turn into a dogfight.
Or Youtube 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Omg exactly. It's even better if you don't have anything to do afterwards and can take a nap.
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
For some reason I read it in the tone of "let's get ready to rumbleeeee" and imagined the music that comes after it. Trump should do that for the 2024 campaign. If he's not in jail by then lol.
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Null wholesale Quetzal 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Can't wait until they both meet the Scorpion King
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That's a lot of pressure to put on your coffee 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's even funnier if you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. Guy's accomplished as hell, if he's feeling like things don't make sense, what are the rest of us supposed to do?
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Thank you, I try my best but it sometimes ends up sabotaging my efforts.
I find there's something magical about creating things, whether it's sewing, woodworking, knitting, or even cooking etc. In today's society it feels like a lost art because everyone wants to have a cushy office job nowadays, but making a product out of materials, even if it's just a basic T-shirt, feels wonderful to me, even if most of my "creations" are just thrift flips.
That said your earlier comment about it sometimes being used by lazy people as an excuse is definitely true, I know many people like that.
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh shit, I could never find the words to describe how I feel until now. I'm not lazy, I just get so mad at myself and demotivated when things don't turn out perfectly. But I will spend hours upon hours sewing or writing or whatever when the right idea gets a hold of me.
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A sharp-dressed Man 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol that's just how I dress at home. Who needs pants anyway?
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
This is hilarious. There should also be a "how to draw a weasel" ending up with Mitch McConnell. He looks like a turtle but he's a weasel at heart. Actually comparing Mitch to weasels is mean... to weasels.
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When romance is tested 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha, I like your wife then! A practical woman! Yeah, my boyfriend and I can get sickeningly sweet and mushy too. But only when nobody's looking lol.
The prices of vegetables are a lot higher in winter here in Czechia too, but definitely not this high. Growing stuff at home sounds great, I've been thinking about it as well, unfortunately there isn't much space for it in the apartment we're renting but I'm thinking of putting a few planters with chilli peppers on the windowsill. I put chilli in just about everything so it'll come in handy.
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The Kingdom of Zamunda has had no reported cases of COVID-19. This is what TRUE 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I suppose I can't expect everyone to know geography perfectly lol, though I thought Eddie Murphy (and James Earl Jones) in the picture would at least tip people off. It's from a movie from 1988, Coming to America. They are making a sequel which is expected to come out this year, so maybe they will drop in a reference or two to covid.
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Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional pen*ses. Meet Frank Lentini 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Was he a centaur-human hybrid?
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